Even More Bumper Sticker Possibilities

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better!

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

There's one in every crowd and they always find me.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?