Top 50 Oxymorons
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Military Intelligence
30. Software documentation
29. New York culture
28. New classic
27. Sweet sorrow
26. Childproof
25. "Now, then ..."
24. Synthetic natural gas
23. Christian Scientists
22. Passive aggression
21. Taped live
20. Clearly misunderstood
19. Peace force
18. Extinct Life
17. Temporary tax increase
16. Plastic glasses
15. Terribly pleased
14. Computer security
13. Political science
12. Tight slacks
11. Definite maybe
10. Pretty ugly
9. Twelve-ounce pound cake
8. Diet ice cream
7. Rap music
6. Working vacation
5. Exact estimate
4. Religious tolerance
3. Awfully good
2. Friendly Fire
And the Number one top Oxymoron,
1. Microsoft Works
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