LuvinLucy Quotes

"The secret to staying young is to love honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." Lucille Ball

Ricky: "Did you hear about the girl who was so dumb, she thought that a football coach had 4 wheels. Ha Ha. 4 wheels?"
Lucy: "Ha Ha. Well how many wheels DID it have?

"If I had known this was what friends were for, I'd of signed on as an enemy." --Ethel Mertz

"Ethel to Tillie. Ethel to Tillie."

"Its a moo-moo"

"I don't want to be a star-- most of the ones I know are too unhappy." --Vivian Vance, 1965

"I'm not a Maharincess, I'm a Henna-rincess!"

Lucy: I'll get even with him!
Ethel: What are you gonna do?
Lucy: I'll leave him! No. That's probably what he wants.
Ethel: Yeah, stay married with him. That'll teach him!

"Happy Birthday Mrs Mertz--I hope you live another 75 years!"

"It wasn't love at first sight, it took five minutes."-Lucille Ball

A man who correctly guesses a womans age may be smart, but he is not very bright."-Lucille Ball

"Love yourself first, and everything else will fall into place."-Lucille Ball

"I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny!"-Lucille Ball

"You really have to love yourself in life to get anything done in this world."-Lucille Ball

"I Love Lucy" wasn't just a title"-Desi Arnaz

Lucy: I wish I were dead!
Ethel: I wish you were dead, too!

Lucy: Don't you want to see me die?
Mr. Williams: Don't tempt me!

[Lucy to Carolyn Appleby] "Where do you keep your Baby's cage?"

"Isn't that a Dilly"

Lucy: I want the names to be unique and euphonious.
Ricky: Okay. Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl.

Lucy: Ever since we said "I do," there have been so many things that we don't.

"Hello Friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin Girl, are you tired run down listless?Do you poop out at parties? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin!"

Nicholas Collini: It's a fine thing when you come home to your home and your home is gone! ~The Long Long Trailer

"Eeewwww"

They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rhumba beat
When I play the maracas
I go chick-chicky-boom
Chick-Chicky-Boom

They call me Sally Sweet
I'm the Queen of Delancy Street
When I start to dance everything goes
Chick-chicky-boom
Chick-chicky-boom

Lucy : That must be my dear friend Ethel. Oh, open the door, Fred.
Fred :Open it?! I was going to lock it!

Lucy : There are just two things keeping me from dancing in that show.
Fred : Your feet?

Ricky : I hate to admit this, but I miss Lucy.
Fred: I can top that....I miss Ethel!

Lucy: He's baba'ed his last lu!

Lucy: Now I know why they call them tellers. They go around blabbing everything they know.

Ricky: How do spell s'perience?
Lucy: E-x-p...
Ricky: E-x? You're kidding!

Lucy: I didn't tell a soul, and they all promised to keep it a secret.

Lucy: Ricky, can I be in the show?

Lucy! Im home!

Fred: She said my mother looked like a weasel
Lucy: Ethel! apoligize!
Ethel: I'm sorry you're mother looks like a weasel.

Fred: Ethel Mertz...This is your conscience, you've been gossiping...
Lucy: Ethel, you have the loudest conscience I've ever heard
Ricky: Lucy Ricardo...This is your conscience, you've been gosspin' too
Lucy: Oh fine my conscience has an accent

Lucy: Oh Carolyn, Your Furnitature is a dream!
Ethel: What kind of a dream, Lucy?
Lucy: Carolyn, I said you furiture looked like a dream you would have after eating too much Chinese food.

Lucy: Well it all started when I was a little girl, I was riding on a streetcar one day when I looked up and I saw a sign it said take one -- so I took one! Then I started taking whatever I want, I took a bright new penny, I took a bicycle, I even took a little boy! But my mother made me give him back!!!!

Ricky: Mr. Holden was nice enough to come down here and see you so you are going to see him!
Lucy: Well...
Ricky: Well are you sick or something? I know your not shy.
Lucy: That's right. I just found out I'm very shy about meeting movie stars.
Ricky: Your going to meet him!!!
Lucy: Well he never really appealed to me.
Ricky: All I heard all the way across the country was 'Bill Holden Bill Holden Bill Holden!!!'
Lucy: Well...I'm fickle?

Mr Livermore: "Never use the words okay, swell, and lousy."
Lucy:" I would say 'okay'. That's a swell way to get off to a lousy start!"

Dont cross your chickens before their bridges are hatched!

Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Whats the matter with you? Are you crazy or somethin'?

Doctor: Come here, Mrs. Ricardo. Sit down. Let me have a look at your eyes.
Lucy: No, I don't wanna.
Ricky: Yes, come here Lucy. Sit down.
Lucy: No.
Ricky: What's the matter... can't you see the chair?
Lucy: Yes! I see the chair!

Lucy: Ricky? Fred? We're revolting!
Ricky: No more than usual.

Ricky: Fred, what do you know about rice?
Fred: I know I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life!

Ricky: Lucy and Ethel might go to the Copacabana and drink champagne, then they'll dance and have more champagne, then they'll have dinner and have more champagne, who knows what could happen?
Fred: Yeah with all that champagne Ethel might look good!

Lucy: "Hey, come here. Are you tired of payin' high prices? Are you interested in a little high class beef? Do you want a bargain? Tell you what I'm gonna do. I have tenderloin, sirloin, t-bone, rump. Pot roast, chuck roast, oxtail, stump!"

Ethel: "Do you know what it's going to be?"
Lucy: "It's going to be a BABY!"

Ethel: "I cant wait to find out if I am going to be a god mother or a god father!"

Lucy: "Waiter, this food has snails in it!"

Lucy: I got the gobloots from the booshoo bird?

Fred: Maybe she's a kleptomaniac.
Ricky: Naw, I think she just steals a lot.

Ricky: "Lucy! You! Here! Dressed like that! You must be out of your mind."
Fred: "Ethel! You! Here! Dressed like that! HE must be out of his mind!"

Superman: "Do you mean that you've been married to HER for 15 years?"
Ricky: "Yeah, 15 years."
Superman: "And they call ME Superman!"

Why did the French people put Marie Antoinette under the sharp blade of the guillotine?
Lucy: To scrape the barnicles off her hull!

Lucy: Do You Pop Out at Parties? Are you unpoopular? The answer to all your problems is in this bittle lottle Mita-veta-vegimin!

Fred: How about $10?
Ethel: What's the matter with $20?
Ricky: What's the matter with $30?
Lucy: What's the matter with $50?
Fred: What was the matter with $10?

"Wife want husband to be in show, she beg and plead but he still say no, husband here, with calypso band, which proves that woman is smarter than man."

"Grab a fork and knife and a bottle of ketchup and I will lead you to the biggest barbecue in the world"