August 19, 1998
Beautiful liquid, sparkly drink
oh how your liquid makes me think
that your color is bright like the sweet sunshine
how I wish the all of you could someday be mine
your small tiny bubbles tease me as they go up
the side of my new plastic Mountain Dew cup
as I bring you to my lips, you make my mouth drool
I love you like an Italian loves pasta fazool
You fill me up so I want no other
Oh, Mountain Dew! You're my new lover!
