'Ello, luvs!! This is the place where you go to learn all about my friends in the Mushroom World! Some of these people you see would not be included in bios of people in usual SM RPG sites, but I like everyone, and so you might just learn some new stuff!!!

Mario

Now you guys... you think I'm just crazy about Mario. But that is not the truth. To tell you the truth, he's kinda ugly. Ew... but he DOES save me a lot... so I guess I have to give him a bit of credit. He's been the star of so many games, it's hard to count.

Mallow

Now this kid needs no change in looks... he is so cute! Mallow is a Nimbian, which means he's from Nimbus Land, which is a kewl place! It was, at one time, thought that he was a tadpole, and Frogfucious was his grandpa. Not so. But I'll tell you the story in another bio...

Geno

Now this guy is kewl. He's from the Star Road, and is a nice guy. He came down and took the form of a doll, named Geno, who belongs to a little kid named Gaz. Gaz is kewl, but he'll have his own bio soon. Well, Geno sometimes likes to come down from the road now in "geno" form and visits. He's nice.

Bowser

You guys must have always wondered what I thought about Bowser. Well... to tell you the truth, he is cute. I would go out with him if he didn't keep capturing me! It would be much nicer if he was nicer. He is the King of the whole Mushroom World. He has a HUGE castle. He has lightened up a bit since our adventure with Smithy, and has not captured me since. Hmmm... is he getting the point finally?

Toad

There is a lot of controversy about Toad. Some people say that all the little Mushroom guards are Toads. I say that there's only ONE Toad, and that's the one mushroom guard who has "Toad:" before anything he says in the game. He always runs around and is giving us advice, messages, and items.

The Hammer Brothers

The Hammer brothers are, of course, two big ol' Koopa brothers what own hammers and like to throw them and hit people with them. I say, what is the point of that? [Tell me if you ever find out.]

The Chancellor

He's a real worrywart! He is the Ruler of the Mushroom People. He always is telling me "You can't do that, you're a Princess!" Grrr.

Croco

Croco... what am I going to do with him? This would-be gangster has like 0 friends in life except his three little Sackit Flunkies. They walk around trying to pickpocket people and insult them. Or so they did. Later on, Croco became our friend and sold us stuff in Bowser's Keep. His wherabouts are unknown now.

Mack the Knife

Mack is a knife. Yes, a knife. And he was one of Smithy's henchmen, until Smithy bit it. He took over the mushroom kingdom with his Shy Guys, but we defeated him and he took off. People have yet to hear from him since.

Belome

Belome is thought to be a dog, but we really don't know WHAT the Holland he is. He loves to eat. If he could do one thing in life, eating would be it. He can eat people and clone them. Interesting.

Mushroom Man What Works At The Midas River

This man charges you money to plummet down a waterfall and run on top of barrels over a raging river. *sighs* Some people these days.

Frogfucious

He is supposedly Mallow's grandpa, and supposedly knows "everything." He lives in Tadpole Pond and is a sage and advice-giver. Whenever we had a problem or needed some advice, we came to him.

Toadofsky

He is a great composer in Tadpole Pond. Once when he was in a jam, Mario helped him write a great hit song. Ever since, he's gained the talent of mixing other songs together to get another one. I wonder how he does that?

Gaz and the Inkeeper

Gaz is the Inkeeper's son in Rose Town. He likes playing with Mario dolls and knows Geno real well. We've never asked him how the character of Geno was thought of, and where he first got his Geno doll. But Geno, OUR friend Geno, came to life through that doll.

Bowyer

Bowyer is shaped like a bow and he lives in the Forest Maze. He went crazy a long time ago and decided to shoot arrows at the people in Rose Town that would make them freeze like statues. [one word: why??] After we defeated him, he returned to Smithy [as he was one of his henchmen] and ultamately was smashed at the end of the game by Smithy's big hammer. But we still like to think that Bowyer is alive and well. And that he's gotten some psychiatric help. But not TOO much psychiatric help. For if he were sane, then he wouldn't be Bowyer, would he?

The Mole Guy in the Pipe Vault

This mole guy lives in the pipe vault and charges 10 coins to play a game of Goomba Thumping. What kind of guy is this? He charges you 10 coins just to jump on Goomba heads. That's not very nice to do that to the poor Goombas, who can't help that they are stuck in pipes. But since you get prizes like Flower Tabs and Frog Coins, it's still a good investment of time and money.

Yoshi

Yoshi is the dinsaur who came to be Mario's friend in Super Mario World, and now joins him again. However, Yoshi won't leave his island, the Yo'Ster Isle. He's one of the nicest dinosaurs there. He'll let you ride him and he will translate what the other dinosaurs are saying into English. Or Spanish. Or French. Or... well, you get the picture!

Boshi

Boshi is the meanest dinosaur on the Yoster Isle! He only races one on one until you and Yoshi beat him. He has a passion for Yoshi Cookies. Boshi is very full of himself and thinks he's the best racer there.

The Other Yoshis

On the Island, there is a light blue yoshi, a purple yoshi, a red yoshi, a pink yoshi, a yellow yoshi, a dark blue yoshi, a brown yoshi, and a baby green yoshi. This is not including Yoshi or Boshi.

Dyna, Mite, Ma, and Pa Mole

This is a mole family. Did I mention that I think moles are CUTE? Dyna is a little girl. I'm guessing she's maybe 6 years old. Mite is a little boy. I think he's around 3. Dyna, Mite, and Pa were once trapped in the mines before Mario, Mallow, and Geno came to the rescue!

The Other Mole People

There are other Mole People. They all live in cute little houses. Some run an inn, some run an item shop. Two guys runs a trolley, and another woman owns a Swap Shop. They're pretty cool.

Punchinello

This big purple guy (girl?) what throws bombs at you and has the third star. He (she?) has Mini bombs, Bob ombs, and Mezzo Bombs to back him (her?) up. IT eventually kills ITself by making a King Bomb fall on ITs head. However, we still think that IT is alive.

Snifits 1,2, and 3

They are Booster's main Snifits. Snifit#1 is kind of the leader of the snifits, taking charge. Snifit #2 is groovy, too, but my personal fave is Snifit #3. He doesn't ever know what to do so he just copies what the others are doing!

Booster

Booster is a crazy guy who owns Booster Tower. He goes completely nuts when I, Princess Toadstool, fall out of the sky and land on him!! Yuk, then he wanted to marry me! Booster is REALLY stupid, but most people think he's cool. I guess he was, despite that he is really ugly and he tried to marry me!!!

Knife Guy

Knife Guy is this really groovy clown who lives in Booster Tower. He uses knives as his weapon. He has a brother, Grate Guy. Knife Guy has a little game going in Booster Tower...

Grate Guy

Grate Guy is a clown who lives in Booster Tower, and he is the brother of Knife Guy. He uses magic as his weapon, and sits on this huge ball all day long. He owns Grate guy's Casino.

Chef Torte

All right, this guy is weird! He works at Marrymore, making cakes for the newlyweds. But if you do ANYTHING to a cake, Torte will FREAK OUT! It's best to stay clear of this guy. On second thought, jump on the cake in Marrymore to see Torte's reaction.

Bundt Cake

This is one of the weird cakes that Torte makes. However, you must fight this cake to save me, the Princess! [I know, I know. You're going, "You have to fight a cake?" Hey. Whoever said that our world was normal?] Bundt is surprisingly powerful, for a cake, but in the end, Booster eats it up.

Frogfucious' Student

This young tadpole grew up to be a cute frog who now owns a groovy shop in Seaside Town. You can buy these far out items from him such as an Experience Booster or a Coin Trick.

Yaridovich

Yaridovich took the residents of Seaside Town captive, and disguised himself as the people. When you uncover this disguise, you'll have to fight him. Yaridovich is hard to beat, as he uses the "Mirage Attack." Here's a tip: the first one the cursor lands on, is the real one.

Shaman

Shaman is this groovy little hooded dude who owns these shops down in the Sea and the Sunken Ship. He {she?} really comes to your aid. But... *sniff*... when you *snurf* get to Nimbus Land, he {she} *weep* becomes your *sob* enemy!!!! NOOOO!!!

King Calimari

King Calimari is a giant squid that lives in the Sunken Ship. Calimari is evil, man... and also, he casts fear on your party a lot which lengthens your battle a lot. I personally don't think too much of King C., but that's cool if you do. Actually, we really haven't seen him in a long time.

Jonothan "Jonny" Jones

Jonny is a pirate shark who lives in the Sunken Ship. He is very groovy! He has the fifth star and will fight you for it. Once you win, you'll get the star AND become his mate. [note: Don't think badly of that statement. By mate I mean friend.] Jonny will also help out in the fight against Yaridovich.

Shy Away

Shy Away is Valentina's little helper. I think he's really groovy. Basically he's a smaller shyguy with wings. He is also a gardener- he grows smilaxes that are deadly! But nevertheless, he's quite a good person, and helps you out a few times. He is found in the Land's End/Nimbus Land areas. He was Valentina's personal helper [along with Dodo] until he found out what she was REALLY up to!

Sergeant Flutter

Sergeant Flutter is an old skytroopa who is the commander of the Sky Troopas. He takes everything too seriously, however, he's got admirable courage and determination. And when you falter, he will give you a pep talk. Sometimes this gets annoying, though.

Monstermama

Monstermama is the 'den mother' of Monstro Town. She keeps the peace and makes sure the residents don't relapse into their old ways. She knows Sergeant Flutter very well. She is very proud of the reformed Starslap in her town, just because it can move around.

Jagger

Jagger was one of Bowser's old troops. However, he headed off to Monstro Town after he realized that he wasn't going to be able to help beat Smithy. He now is studying in Jinx's martial arts dojo. But when Bowser found him, he wasn't angry- he forgave Jagger. That's very un-Bowser. Maybe it's a sign that Bowser is making a change for the better.

Jinx

Jinx is the cocky little owner of the dojo in Monstro Town. He may look weak, but he is really very strong. I don't like him THAT much, because I think he's a little self-centered meany-head!!! He thinks he's the greatest fighter in the universe.

Smilax

Smilax is the huge pirhana plant that Shy Away likes to water! He grows bigger and bigger until he is a megasmilax. That's bad. He loves to eat and tick you off.

Valentina

Ok, I don't exactly like Valentina. She is this airhead lady who tried to convince the Nimbians that Dodo was really Prince Mallow. Actually, she pulled it off. She is pretty strong, too. After the fight in Nimbus Land, I don't know where she went, but rumour has it that she wed... Booster!?

Dodo

Dodo is Valentina's dodo-birdo henchman. While he lives up to his name, I really feel sorry for him because Valentina treats him so badly. After the fight at Nimbus Land, I don't know where he went. Rumour has it that when Valentina and Booster got married, Dodo was the one to perform the ceremony.

King and Queen Nimbus

These two are Mallow's parents, and they're very un-protective of their son. They sent him away in a basket when he was little. My question: WHY? They sent him away, then their wish on Star Hill is for him to come back. Why? Unless they weren't the ones who sent him away. After Valentina and Dodo are beaten, Mallow finally meets his parents. But they TELL HIM to go fight Czar Dragon in Barrel Volcano. What kind of parents are these? Well, actually they're nice, but I would be more protective of my long lost son.

Garro

Garro is the sculptor in Nimbus Land. He is Mallow's friend. :)He also helped Mario get into the castle when Valentina was ruling it.

Birdo

Birdo really doesn't look like a bird to me- she looks more like a dinosaur. You first saw her in Super Mario Bros. 2 (that groovy NES game where you can play as me!) She spits eggs at you, but sometimes you can rebound them to hit her. She used to live in an egg in Castle Nimbus, but now she's gone... I wonder what happened to her? Poor girl. I don't think she was EVIL, I just think she was lonely...

Hinopio

Yeaaa! Hinopio runs an item shop/armor shop/inn in the bowels of... Barrel Volcano? At first glance you'd think the guy should be in a mental institution. Maybe he really DOES need to be in a mental institution. But anyways, for 30 coins you get to sleep on a nice cushy bed of... crates. Yayy! Actually, I rather like him and his shop. So there.

Czar Dragon/Zombone

Czar Dragon lives in Barrel Volcano and likes to *try to* kill people who come by him. Once you defeat him, he'll turn into a skeleton named Zombone who is trying to look scary but is kind of failing.

Axem Rangers

Axem Red is the leader of the Axem Rangers. He is, of course, red. He is cool but kind of hot-tempered, and powerful.

Axem Pink is the only girl in the group. What sucks is that she is also *sniff* one of the most physically weak. (Sexist male pigs.) Her specialty is healing. She's my favourite Axem.

Axem Black's specialty is bombs. In terms of physical strength, he is about in the middle. He has a pair of groovy black shades that he wears everywhere- unfortunately, they break while battling them.

Axem Green's specialty is strong magic. Being a magic-user makes him weak, though. He has more hit points than pink, but is weaker and easier to beat.

Axem Yellow uses jump attacks. He is chubby and is always hungry, and he seems rather... slow. But he's pretty strong.

Magikoopa

Magikoopa is one of Bowser's friends. His mind was taken over by Smithy, causing him to want to fight our party. But once we fought him and beat him, his mind was returned to normal. Magikoopa apologized for what he had done, and decided to help us by creating a Treasure Chest that would never run out of coins. He also helped us by healing our hit points. Some people like to call him Kamek (from Yoshi's Island.) But they're two different people, really.

Boomer

Boomer is a soldier, or so he says. He is a neat little guy who made his home in Bowser's Keep when Smithy had reign of it. He fought us on the chandeleirs and ultamately, we won, causing Boomer to have an attack of asthma or something, and causing him to commit suicide. Oh, poor Boomer.

Chandeli-Ho

I am contacting Nintendo on their abuse of characters. How dare they do this to poor Chandeli-Ho? He is a ShyGuy attached to a chandelier!!! I ask you, is that right? Nei! When we defeated Boomer, he led us to the top of the Keep [while we insanely danced around in circles to the Midas River music]. That's basically all this poor guy does.

Exor

Exor is the sword-like guy what crashed into Bowser's Keep. There is a lot of controversy over what his name really is. Some say it's Smithy, but I say it's Exor. Anyways, his mouth, for some inscrutable reason, is named Neosquid. I suppose we'll never find out the reason why... but that's beside the point. He is very evil! Stay away from this guy. He is very strong and can destroy a bridge with the shake of his mouth.

Countdown/Ding A Ling!

Ooh, scary! You may have heard this before, but Countdown is a clock with two little bells called Ding A Lings on him! They like to talk to you! Time will tick by as you fight Countdown, and every so often, he'll say something like "One O Clock. Time to play." Or something of equal stupidity. Sometimes he will say "Time is marching on." Evil music plays!!! Oh, we're scared, Countdown! The ding a ling dudes do little more than sit around and conjure up weak attacks.

Domino

Domino dresses like a jester. Domino acts like a jester. Conclusion= Domino is a jester. Woo hoo! He has a pet snake named Earth Link that he likes to ride on. Teamed up with Cloaker, he is somewhat of a nasty opponent. He lives in the Gate Area.

Cloaker

Cloaker is another jester. It's odd because he has a snake named Mad Adder. He lives in the Gate Area with Domino.

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