Co-Worker: “Looks like it’s going to storm soon. Better hurry up so we can beat the rain.”
Me thinking: … what’s the worst that could happen? Get wet? Naw… How about bash your head getting into car during the rain!
Me: — feeling pained.
Michael Dean: Badass! You should have gone back inside the teacher’s lounge all bloody and mumbled just loud enough “he’ll never take MY parking spot again.” A legend is born.
Update- the gash isn’t that bad in reality …
Reporter: Tom Robinson 
The Robinson Connection: You know who he is.