Brain: (to Pinky while on stilts) "If I could reach you, I would hurt you!"
Brain: "Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky."
Pinky: "Brilliant plan, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?"
Brain: "Remember, I'm not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I'm also a mouse planning world domination."
Brain: "Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you."
Brain: "Yes, Pinky, that's it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies' clothing and pollen."
Brain: "And I am the Iconoclast, an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer... [whacked on head] but you may call me Noodle Noggin."
Brain: "It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?" Pinky: "Ummm... the rubber band?" Brain: "The Workings of you mind are a mystery to me Pinky."
Brain: "Pinky, I am in considerable pain." Pinky: "Narf! Zort! Poit! Gat! I'm with you, Brain!" Brain: "I am in intense pain, Pinky." Pinky:"Ditto, Brain. Zort!"
Pinky:"Egad! You astound me, Brain!" Brain:"That's a simple task, Pinky."
Pinky:"Hmmm... let me think..." Brain:"Don't hurt yourself, Pinky."
Pinky:"Oooo well, he had two eyes, and- and, oh a mouth right below his nose" Brain:"How very descriptive"
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.
Brain:Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky? Pinky:Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ...oooh, it's all too much for me.
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Brain:AYPWIP, Pinky? Pinky:Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.
Brain:Pinky, AYPWIP? Pinky:Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
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