- Is there a mirrior in your pants cause I can see myself in them.
- Do you wanna play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow me away.
- You look just like a hooker I know in Detroit.
- If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
- Just call me Milk cause I'll do your body good.
- Oh no! I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth! Quick!!
- If you were a tear in my eye I wouldn't cry for fear of loosing you.
You Know Brian's Hitting On You If He Says....
- I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
- Do you wash your pants with Windex 'cause I can see myself in them.
- I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good.
- I can't find my puppy! can you help me look for him? I think he ran into this cheap motel room.
- I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I could make your Bedrock.
- Was your father a theif? 'Cause he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.
- Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?
- I'd love to be the reason you don't get any sleep tonight.
- If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
You Know Howie's Hitting On You If He Says....
- God must be really upset, cause heaven's missing an angel.
- Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
- I play the field and I think I hit a homerun with you.
- Do you have any Irish in you? Well would you like some?
- If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
- Are you religious? Good cause I'm the answer to your prayers.
You Know Kevin's Hitting On You If He Says....
- Do I make you horny?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- You might not be the best looking girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Hi my name is Kevin. You might wanna remember it 'cause you'll be screaming it later.
- I like peanut butter, wanna screw??
- Do you believe in love at first sight? 'Cause if not I can walk by again.
- They call me coffee I grind so fine.
- My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.
- Do you have a map? 'Cause I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
You Know Nick's Hitting On You If He Says....
- Your legs must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day.
- That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed.
- Congratulations!! You've been voted most beautiful girl in the room and the Grand Prize is a night with me.
- I'm a magical being. Take off your bra
- Yo! You'll do.
- I'll do anything up the butt.
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
- Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.
- Hi! Are you legal?