Before you go onto the button, there are some things that I feel I must explain... About The Button One rainy Thursday afternoon I was just hanging out and surfing the web when I had the great fortune of stumbling onto The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything. I pushed it. At first, I was confused. Then I pushed it again. WOW! It was as if my eyes had been opened for the first time! Now I push the button everyday. Sometimes when I am at work or in my car, I find myself thinking about the button---wanting to push it. My life will never be the same now that I found the button. It is an enigma is the fullest sense of the word! Credit Where Credit Is Due I must inform you that this is NOT MY BUTTON! It is here only by the miracle of hypertext links. When I found it, I originally put it in my list of links located at the bottom of my homepage. But then I thought, "What if someone doesn't see it there? Shouldn't everyone have the opportunity to see the button?" That is why I listed it among my features. Inclusion among my features is not to be contrued in any way as a claim of ownership. I am only an admirer of the button and nothing more. I do not want to piss off the true owner of the button. I don't need an irate cybermaniac coming after me with the BFS-9000 spatula! Please direct any questions or comments about the button to Twoflowr@glue.um d.edu Since the button is not located on my web site, you can not get back here directly from there. To return to my homepage after viewing (and possibly pushing) the button you must hit the back button on your browser and then click here. And now onto... The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything!
