Lilandra was trying to get ahold of her crashing ship. It
would be awile
before it reached earth's orbit, so she tried once again to
contact
Charles
" Charles....charles...charles.." oh damn did i
say charcoal??? I
better try again.. " Help me charles, your my only
hope..." she thought
she remebered a princess with ugly brown ears saying that
long
ago......far....far...away......
now Lilandra was utterly confussed. And thought she saw
Deathbird out
side the window, and wave then turn into a cackling
witch......
" I'll get you my pretty...."
thug a huge earth
satelite sent
her..........hurtling towards the Earth. Her eyes widened
as the ground neared and she frantically sent to
Charles,"CHARLES HEELP ME NOW CHARLES IF YOU DON'T HEAR
THIS I WILL RETURN TO HAUNT YOU!!!!!" No answer. She
searched the ship
for something anything....and found nothing. Sighing she
retreated to the back and sat waiting for the end and to
amuse herself she started playing Sorry which was hard
since it was a two player game. The giant CRASH jolted the
game and as she hit the wall she mourned the loss of her
game which she had been winning for once. The plane
settled and cautiously she busted open the jammed door and
looked out onto....a sandy desert that streched for miles
around. She stepped out and immediatly noticed a man
standing holding a human skull. "To be or not to be" she
felt scared, was this what she'd become out here. A
cannibal talking to skulls. The fear built and built and
she suddenly pulled out a.....lightsabre? And blind with
rage and fear she cut him down severing his head. Coming
back to herself she stared at the glowing green rod of
light she held wondering where it had come from. Suddenly
a cackling voice of pure evil drifted from nowhere, "So you
want to get home my pretty-pretty? First you'll have to
give me those Cement slipper and the Ruby tutu! *cackle*"
Startled Lilandra glanced at her feet, sure enough they
were incased in 9 inch heeled slippers made of cement and
her waist was surrounded by a sparkling Ruby tutu. She
looked up ready to respond when the kindest voice she'd
ever heard interupted,
" Lilandra......lilandr...overhere.." Lilandra
looked an saw a glowing
woman engulf the sky. She had beautiful flowing hair of
brown, and a snow
powder face.....
"Who are you.... "lilandra spoke.
" Lilandraaaaa .........Lilandraaaaaa I'm the beautiful one
from that
movie Willow, I knooow you've seen it. TBS only shows it 20
million
times a year. Anyway...Lilandraaaaa Lilandraaa
goooo toooo Muuuirrr island, not to terrasleee
the guy bansheeee can help get your cement off....... and a
wooie can
protect you from losing your tutu tooooooo goooo nooow"
and poff she
was gone. Banshee who?? Wookie, how could a ginger snap
help???
Suddenly Deathbird appeared on the sky... she kneeled on
something she
couldn't see
" SO HELPING THE...... wait a min,
where is......Well sufferin Sucotash! She always runs
off!" Deathbird slowly turned her head (with a loud
grating sound) towards her and grinned wickedly,"Well my
little pretty-pretty how bout those shoes? No?"
Lilandra rolled her eyes,"If I could take them off you
could have them, but since I can't I'm off to Muir. Kindly
point me in the right direction will you?"
Deathbird seemed to squint into the distance a moment,"Well
you won't get far BWAHAHAHAHA and I'll have those slippers
yet!"
Lilandra rolled her eyes again Deathbird
hadn't just lost her mind she'd lost her hearing too. A
giant bang and puff of sulpherous smoke signaled Deathbirds
departure, Lil' sighed. Poor Kurt, they we're stealing his
trademark sulpher smell now.
Suddenly happy
music started blaring from somewhere and a bunch of midget
robots, munchkins, and lion cubs started popping up
everywhere carefully avoiding the cannibals body. They
were singing something about lollipops and following
roads. She felt like screaming, it was sooo confusing.
Finally before she finally snapped and tried to wring one
of the munchkins little necks, a rather plump man stepped
forward and started wildly pumping her hand up and
down.
"Welcome welcome. The good witch told us
you needed to get home, well there's two ways. The first."
he pointed to a sunny red-stone path that twisted wildly
far off into the distance often looping back on itself, the
sides lined with colorful flowers and birds singing in
fruit trees, small furry animals played happily on the road
and they seemed to be singing a happy happy song.
"The first will be a long fantasy fun-filled family road
full of adventures and wacky, interesting friends. On the
other hand the second road is much shorter but treacherous
and not many nice people will be found there, in fact," his
voice lowered to a whisper, "Some people on there are not
even completely human."
He was pointing a shaky
finger at a dark cracked asphalt road, the trees alongside
were stunted, black and twisted, no flowers grew there and
the only birds in sight were evil looking crows with huge
staring red eyes, the bunny's were all misshapen with
strange mutations like six legs. She made her decision
quickly for the singing was getting on her nerves and
turned striding down the red brick road. The moment she
stepped onto the road her senses were flooded with joyful
sounds and she as she opened her telepathy she felt
naseous, all the thoughts were clean, happy, too happy.
Not one unhappy, deceitful thought, only of eating and
playing. She shuddered and quickly ran back through the
singing munchkins and lions dashing onto the asphalt road.
The feeling her was different, more evil than normal, but
much easier to handle. She sighed with relief and started
out on her journey, and hour later she noticed a small
building ahead of her. It looked abandoned, she wondered
who lived there, and if they would try to do her any harm.
She continued catiously, holding her lightsabre ready for
anything.
As Lilandra got closier and closier to the building, she
noticed the form, and stucture of it started to warp. It
become distorted, like it was melting. A hot gas streamline
coild be seen behind it. She heard strange music and saw a
wavering heat vision of shiny robots shooting humans with
machine guns. And a narrator read an introduction.....
The computer which controlled the machines,
Cerebro, sent two terminators back through time. Their
mission: to destroy the leader of the human
resistance...Charles Xavier. The first terminator was
programed to strike at Chuck before he could form the
X-men...it failed. The second was sent to strike at
Charlie while he was still weak. As before the resistance
was able to send a lone warrior, a protector, for Chuckie.
It was just a question of which one would reach him
first......
Lilandra felt shivers, she thought
she was going to pee her pants, and suddenly an expensive
persian rug appeared before her. A woman with short brown
hair and lots of party guests with champienge in their
hands looked at her like 'oh not on the rug'.....
the woman said, " Reagan honey, go upstairs, I put
those rat traps up last night don't be scared... and
damnit, don't you dare pee on that 4000 dollar rug I
smuggled from Pakistain...."
Lilandra looked
even more lost, and confused than she thought she could be.
" My name is Lilandra, empress of the Sh'air..... and lady
I'm scared"
Lilandra started to blubber, and cry.
Where is Charles when I need him?? All the guests, and that
woman threw their glasses up in the air and walked to the
building.
" The rug is ruined now, Rosa will
never be able to get that out, even with that new Resolve
rug cleaner..."
Suddenly a ghostly figue appeared
before Lilanda, it glowed, and shimmered so prettily.
" Use the force.....Lu..... what where's my script,
this isn't Hamil...... oh ok ok... ( Hear clearing throat
sound now) Use the force...Lilandra I taught you better,
if you ever want to become a Jedi...you'll need to learn to
control yourself, or start wearing Depends...."
As
the figure started to fade Lilandra screamed " Wait Wait
don't go....I need you...Please where the hell is Charles,
someone please..."
At that moment Deathbird
appeared again, she now had a long nose, and a strange
little blue monkey with wings was by her. They both jumped
up, and down hooting.
" Peeter Pants....Peeter
Pants.....Peeter Pants..."
Then they dissappeared
in a giant earthquake that split the earth below the house,
the building sank from sight. Lilandra felt like screaming
in frustration, but instead she started walking again.
Hours later she heard a growl and jumped staring around the
stunted trees wildly, but then she realized it was her
stomach. She continued walking keeping an eye out for
something to eat, she spotted an apple/pear/orange tree.
Drooling she reached up to pluck an orange but her hand was
slapped away by the tree branch. She cradled her hand,
glaring up at the tree in confusion.
"Hey what do
you think your doin you psycho!?! That's my ORANGE!" the
tree was screaming at her.
Tears came to her eyes
and she ran down the road as fast as she could, various
types of fruit showered down on her. She had her head down
watching the road as she ran so she didn't see the object
blocking the path until she smacked into it. The impact
caused her to fall, and she sat dazed staring up at the
metal monstrocity. It was a man of metal standing in the
middle of the road, lazily holding a paintbrush grinning
down at her, she recognized him as one of the robots fromt
the earlier vision.
"Wh-who are you?", she
asked.
His grin got bigger, "I am comrade Piotr,
you may call me Colossus." he offered her a hand and pulled
her to her feet easily.
Slowly she nodded, "I am
Shi'ar Empress Lilandra, Col."
He nodded and
seemed to be thinking somthing over as he tucked his
paintbrush behind his ear, "I am traveling to Muir Island
to seek the help of the Great Jedi Healer Moira and the
advise of the omnipotent Wizard of the Resistance. If you
are going the same way, might I possibly accompany you? I
could be a great defense if we run into any shall we
say..shady characters. I heard rumors of the foulest of
cutthroats by the name of Whizzdom is hastleing travelers
here."
Lilandra nodded and started walking again,
she noticed out of the corner of her eye that the metal
dude was mumbling to himself. Every few minutes he pulled
his paintbrush from behind his ear and talked into it like
a phone, it gave her the creeps.
As Lilandra, and her metal compainoin walked further, she
noticed Colussos wouldn't put down the paintbrush. He just
kept talking to it endlessly. And soon he began cursing at
it, and became really infurrated. It was like she wsn't
even there. Suddenly he began takin in a language she
didn't even understand. Jibberish going at what seemed like
a thousand
words a minute. She insisted that they stop, she shook him,
and burned her hand, he was hot hot hot. So suddenly he
stopped and looked at her
" yes... anyting
wrong?"
she looked at him puzzled " Er....
no.... uh....are...you o.k.? "
" Yes, a 1022
top of the line is aways in OK, what is it?? "
" Well " she
began " Look over there... a deep dark forest, who knows
what could lurk in there??"
well they
began to hold hands and skip. They had a strange urdge to
sing, " Lions, WOLVES, and bears....oh my!!!" away they
went deeper,and deeper into the dark heart of the forest.
Singing their song, and skipping ..... suddenly a little
stocky man jumped out in front of them. He had razor sharp
claws sticking out of his fists.
" ok ok which one
of you wants to go frist..." he said. " I can fight you
with one hand, standing on one foot.....i can fight you
with my eyes closed...... c'mon c'mon"
Lilandra
noticed Colussos srated to cry....
" what is a
matter with you??? You are supposed to be a protector....
snap out of it!!!" she was so disappointed now.
" I'm afraid of animals of any kind...... " and he cried
worse than moviegoers watchin " Titanic"
The
little man started to laugh, and fell down holding his
stomach. His legs kicked in the air and he kept repeating
he thought he was King of England. Lilandra was really
getting fed up by now, the animal was still laughing and
the metal man had collapsed into a soggy pile still holding
the paintbrush carefully. Gathering her courage she
stalked up to the laughing man and kicked him as hard as
she could. It probably wouldn't have done anything if she
was in her usual footwear, but now she had the cement
slippers. He curled up in pain, but seconds later was on
his feet snarling. For once since this whole thing began
Lilandra didn't feel like peeing her pants in fear. She
courageously stepped up to the beast, bending a little to
get eye to eye with him and said as ferocious as she could,
"SNARLLLL!" His face lost all color and his knees knocked a
few times, but she noticed it wasn't her he was scared
of...he was looking at her belt...she glanced down. He was
scared of her lightsabre, she looked back up at him but now
he was kneeling on one knee.
"The last Jedi! I
must join you too protect you,"
he gave the
whipering jumble that was Colossus a disgusted look,
"You are the prophesied one."
he spoke in a
reverant growly whisper. Colossus had finally shut up and
silence reigned. In the heavy silence they heard a sound
that had been hidden before...loud music. Lilandra and the
Beast-mans heads jerked in that direction, Colossus ignored
them, once again gibbering at his brush.
"What is
your name beast?" Lilandra asked still staring into the
forest.
His answer, "My birth name is WatikiTaki
Woo, but my friends call me Wolverine...you, prophesied
one, can call me Wolvie."
She sighed turning to
the metal man, "C'mon Col get up we gotta get out of here."
More tears leaked,"I can't I'm scared." he started
sucking his thumb.
"Well if you don't we're just
going to leave you here so the Lions and Bears can get
you!"
At that he rose to his full height staring
down at them,"I am model 1022, top of the line you know,
nothing can harm me for I am metal!"
as if to show
this he rapped a fist against his head, a empty sound
followed.
The music got louder, "Well c'mon
then Col...Wolvie let's go check out that music." Colossus
nodded but Wolvie looked very embarassed, he was still
kneeling in front of her.
"What's wrong Wolvie?"
she was almost afraid of the answer.
"Er...I
uh...have a trick knee and um...I've kneeled and I can't
get up.." he looked more embarassed if that was possible.
She grabbed his arm and tried to pull him up but it didn't
work, "Geez what do you eat! Hey Col get over here and
help him up will you?" Col's knees shook loudly but he did
as she asked and soon the three of them were catiously
creeping toward the music. They came out into a clearing
in the woods gasping in horror at the sight before
them.
A man...he was wearing a gaudy red
velvet suit that seemed to remind her of the only Earth
movie she'd ever seen...Austin Powers...she had gone with
Charles. She started grinning at the memory before snapping
back to the man. He was dancing to "YMCA" well trying
to..instead of making a Y he was making an E. The tune
made her shudder, but Colossus was even worse. He was once
again crying on the ground holding his paintbrush rocking.
"What's wrong with you this time?!"
"I-I-I am afraid of Disco of any kind"
She
groaned, she could see why. Wolverine was running forward
recklessly holding his head, when he reached the boombox he
slashed into little pieces, splinters really. In the
sudden silence she looked at the man..he was still dancing,
"Hey...HEY!" he stopped and looked at her when she
screamed, "What baby?"
She groaned, "I'm not your
baby," in her mind she added 'no I'm Charles' baby' but she
felt she should keep that to herself "Who are you?"
He grinned it chilled her to the bone for it had no
sense,
"I am Scott Summers and I'm probably related
to everyone of you here"
With that said he started
laughing manically until Wolvie smacked him on the back of
the head. Rubbing it he glared at the Feral man,
"Hey wadja do that for? Nevermind I don't want to
know." He looked back at Lilandra,"Hey what are you running
a Dog and Pony show?"
He got smacked again, "Show
some respect, you're talkin to the prophisied one."
When Scott heard that he gasped and kneeled grumbling
about ruining good duds.
"Well prophisied one
since your not such a bad bird in the looks department, how
bout I join ya? We'll travel the world together...disco
everywhere! It'll be groooovy!"
Lilandra didn't
know what to say.."Um sure whatever, but I'm just going to
Muir Island...if only I knew for sure this road was going
there."
With that Scott jumped up took her arm and
led her back to the road, Wolvie and Col followed. "Well
Bird I know just the man to see his name's.....his name is
Ian runs this grooovy club on 57th street, You'll luv it
baby!!" The man was still swaying, and shaking his bootie
to some
unheard song. He had a total distorted look on his face,
and was smiling
goofily, with even goofier teeth. Sensing this, he said "
Oh listean
baby, I just had dental work, don it look greeeat?"
Lilandra shook her
head and kept thinkin calgon take me away..... Scott
started dancing
more vigoursly, and was laughing, havin a high ho time,
Wolvie couldn't
stand it, and tripped him so he fell face frist on the
road.
" Oh...Oh...NO...not my teeth, i just had them fixed!!"
Lilandra
slapped him, and then thought it wasn't enough so jabbed
him a good one
and said " Listen, I don't want to go to any club! I told
you we are
going to Muir Island ...so snap out of it, by the way your
teeth look a
hell of alot better."
" What??What?? Listen
baby, this delic pad is
IT!! You'll change your mind for sure...it's 54 baby!!"
Lilandra rolled
her eyes, and decided to ignore the poor guy. So she,
Wolvie, and
Colossus walked down the road, while Scott swayed, and
tried to do the
hustle down the road. Suddenly Deathbird appeared again
" Thought a
Earthquake would do me off ehh? WELL think again pretty
pretty....."
Deathbird grabbed her head, and the little monkey jumped up
and dowm
madly.
She screamed in agony " AAAHHH....AAAAHHH
what...is...that....horrible,painful, brain melting,
eardrum ringing, god awful racket??"
Together in
sync Lilandra, Wolvie,
and Colossus turned, and pointed " Him!!" Scott was
throwing his hands
in the air, pointing his fingers high, and shaking his
hips, while the
beegees where blaring in the background. Deathbird fired a
shot to him,
and missed because she couldn't concentrate, so Lilandra,
and Wolvie
took turns pushing Scott into the fire range.
"
Hey baby, I'm not into
slam dancing..." he said whinning.
Lilandra began
to stomp her feet
like a tantrum-throwing two year old, Colossus started to
cry, and
Deathbird flew away doing nosedives, and nearly crashing.
Scott started
to sing " shakeshakeshake...shakeshakeshake SHAKE YOUR
BOOTIE...."
Lilandra walked to wolvie a begged him to off her, but than
Owbe-One
appeared dropping out of the sky and landed on Scott
crushing him to the ground and breaking his Portable CD
player in the process. Obi shook his head a little before
standing up and looking down at what he had landed on.
Scott was near tears over his Beegee CD which had been
broken in half. But Lilandra, Wolvie and Colossus we're
happily jumping for joy. Obi slowly put a hand on Scott's
forehead and paused...and paused...moments later he opened
his eyes. Scott was staring down at his clothing in
horror.
"He was being used by the dark side of
the force, I gave him the strength to fight off the disco
urges for the good of the world".
Scott slowly
stood up and stared around him in wonder as Obi
continued,
"He is as he was before the Evil got
him. I heard your trouble through the Force, never be
afraid to turn to it." With that he turned and walked into
the woods, dissappearing from sight quickly.
"Ith
thith real?" he asked in wonder with a very pronounced
lisp.
Lilandra nodded and he seemed to gather his
courage,"Okay leth get outta here!"
They turned
and started down the road, in the far distance they could
just make out a strange building...it sort of looked like a
lighthouse. Heartened they walked faster. Suddenly they
came upon a fork in the road,
Scott bent and picked
it up carefully,"It'th got writing on it.....it thayth
'Beware the Mad Angel ahead'...I'm thared!"
Lilandra sighed and tried again to contact
Charles...and she got through!
*CHARLES...*
*LILANDRA!*
she couldn't help the blush
that started at the sound of his voice
*CHARLES GET
ME OUT OF HERE!*
there seemed to be static
inturrupting when he responded,
*I
CAN'T....YOU.....AT.......MEET.....DARLING......MUIR.......
THEN*
*CHARLES!!!!!.........CHARLES!!!!!!!!* No
responce. Sighing she slapped Scott and pushed him towards
the trail. His knees were knocking together and he and
Colossus we're hugging each other for moral support.
Wolvie bounded ahead with a feral grin and Lilandra
followed. Wolvie dissappeared from sight and moments later
she heard rapid gunfire BOOM BOOM then a scream...and
silence. She ran towards the last place Wolvie had been
peering into the woods, suddenly she was hit in the face by
somthing wet and sticky. She wiped her hand across her
face...it came away red, she sniffed the liquid then took a
little taste....red Jello. Wolvie stalked out slowly
covered in the stuff he was dragging a man along with him.
The man had blue skin, and blond hair, the first thing that
caught her eyes though were the beautiful white angel wings
that were splattered with Jello. Wolvie had a very
satisfied look on his face as he continued to drag the
struggling angel towards where she had left Scott and Col
cowering in fear.
" What happened??" Lilandra stupidly asked. " What is this...how...why.."
" I thithnk it'th jeelo...mmm cherry my favorite..." Scott said, as he licked the stuff of Wolvie like a child.
" Hey, getta away!!!" Wolvie replied defensivly.
" Unhand me you beast.." the angelman replied.
"Someone please tell me what is going on!", Lilandra stomped.
"Empress, Empress surly you remember me.." the angelman said. "Warren...Warren..." he had a hopeful smile on his face, his eyes were eager for her reply.
" Wait,yes.....YES....YES!!! I do rem......nope sorry, don't ever remember seeing
you!" Lilandra gave with a sheepish grin.
With that Wolvie mumbled something about drowning Angel in the jello sea.
" Whatth....a jello thea..." Scott perked up and ran towards the general direction Wolvie came from.
Wolvie decided it was time for someone to take charge, " Look I couldn't resist tha smell of tha jello I sensed, haven't had it since ...well I've never had it. But
I knew I'd like it, anyway saw this blue freak flyin 'round fightin that wicked wicked witch....he fell into tha jello sea, and I saved em, but I guess he didn' appreciate it, so I brought him to ya..."
Lilandra rolled her eyes, and sighed.
Angel managed to open his mouth despite the looks Wolvie gave him " Empress, I've come to take you to Muir Island...I homed in on you, but some horrible monkey, and hidious creature shot at me..."
" And I saved you..."
Wolvie interuppted. " Please Empress, time is running out..."
< FINALLY< thought Lilandra,
Suddenly a dark beautiful woman dressed in Ninja dress appeared. Her hair flowed wildly despite the fact that there was no wind, she had a sword in one hand, and pointed at the angelman oddly.
"SO....here you are...twotimin me again huh??" she said to Angel.She started to do back flips and and grunt heavily, making funny high pitched ( wait...that's Xenia warrior princess...) ....she stood like a fashion model, and had her hand on the side of her very long legs, and glared at Angel with wicked eyes...
" What...no my love never! I ...I...just came to
help..."
" Liar! " she spit. She looked at Lilandra, and the rest of the crew . " Oh Warren....you said you loved me..." she started to cry....( Enter theme from the young and the restless now...) " But Warren you promised me eternal happiness, you were devoted remember..." she wailed.
" Oh my love...how could I forget? It was only yesterday" Rising he rushed to her side avoiding the sword with a little awkwardness he hugged her.
"Warren my love take me away from it all." she wailed, and he held her in his arms lifting into the sky with powerful beats of his angellic jello-streaked wings. They flew off into the sunset leaving the group of Muir goers looking after them in disgust as they got farther away. Suddenly they heard distant music...Lilandra listened closly for a moment repeating the words under her breath...Warren Warren Warren of the...jungle...Strong ...as he can be...Look out for that...tree? They heard a thud and a moment later a thump. Then the ninja stalked out of the woods with a disgusted look on her face, they stared at her,
"Well c'mon we haven't got all day. Let's get to Muir." They stared at her some more,"Look War can't fly for more'n a minute without runnin into something the idiot. Give him a few minutes and he'll catch up. He's got that weird guy in Disco duds after him, I think the idiot has a crush on War..." With that explanation she turned and stalked up the path, giving Colossus and Wolvie a wink as she passed them.
Colossus blushed and stared babbling under his breath for once to his paintbrush before running to catch up to her. Wolvie acted as if he didn't notice instead waiting on her to catch up as Colossus and the ninja walked ahead. They walked together in companiable silence and listened to the ninja flirt with Col...and Col talk to his paintbrush. After a few minutes the ninja stopped in the middle of the road and sat down, "We sleep here." she didn't say anything else the rest of the night. After a few minutes only Lilandra and Wolvie were awake talking.
Warren and Scott finally made it to the road. Warren was very angry it showed in the stiff way he walked, Scott tagged along behind him. Warren was completely covered in green jello and had a giant bruise across his forehead and another across his chest he was also limping. Scott was covered in orange jello which he kept eating a fingerful at a time, offering it to Warren every few minutes. Occaisionally Scott's hand would dart out to get a fingerful of the green jello off Warren's arm,
"WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT YOU IMBECILE!? QUIT!!!"
Scott started crying,"I liked the *sniff* green better *sniff*. I'll quit you don't have to yell."
Warren started feeling guilty for yelling at him, he was a child in a way even if he was almost as tall as Warren himself.
"I'm sorry Scott, I shouldn't have yelled at you."
Scott grinned happily,"It's alright! We're friends and friends can yell at each other sometimes. In fact," Scott's voice dropped to a confiding whisper,"you're almost like the big brother I never had."
All of his perkiness was starting to get on Warren's nerves, it was worse than a root canal without any painkillers. After Scott tugged on his arm for a few moments he finally looked at him,
"Since we're such great friends Warren can I sing you my favorite song?"
Warren nodded maybe he'd be able to think about what to do next.
Scott started singing at the top of his lungs,"I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME. WE'RE A HAPPY FAM-I-LY."
Scott threw his arm over his shoulders, Warren pushed him off and kept walking,
"WITH A GREAT BIG HUG." Scott hugged him.
He snorted in disgust and pushed him away he was starting to regret letting him sing,
"AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU!" Scott's face lit up with an evil childish grin.
Warren stared at him in horror He wouldn't dare... Scott took a step towards him and Warren screamed in horror and ran for his life down the road. Scott chased after him screaming "AW C'MON WARREN JUST A LEETLE KISS!?!"
Wolvie and Lilandra jumped to their feet when Warren ran into camp screaming. Scott was right behind him begging,
" Aw c'mon Warren just a leetle kiss?"
Warren dived behind Wolvie begging him to keep Scott away. Scott kept trying to get around Wolvie,
"Warren you're the coolest guy I just want a kiss. After all we did and you won't kiss me?"
Wolvie stopped and stared at Warren,
Warren burst into tears,"I swear he's lying. We just walked to the road then he started singing. Nothing else I swear! I'm sorry I lied I don't know where Muir is! Take pity on me though, no one deserves that!"
The ninja watched her angellic boyfriend burst into tears and smiled evilly, not moving to help. Lilandra rolled her eyes before walking up behind Scott and slapping him on the head hard enough to knock him down. He rolled over and stared up at Lilandra dazed before finally saying in wonder,"I-I love you Lilandra! Kiss me!" then he jumped to his feet and....
