Topic: Guys. . .I was reading an article about this guy and what happens in his pants. Dang, how manytime can you get a stiffy?! This guy got one from looking at this girl at the bus stop, his girlfriend, and his teacher! His teacher?! EW!! At the end of the article there's a box of facts. One fact is: an average number of erections a teen guy has- 11. Oh yea, this guy also ses that in the locker room, guys DO check one another out. . .they want to see who's bigger and who's smaller. . .i think that's sick! You don't see us girls looking at one another to see who has bigger or smaller breast. . .

I want to do a review on the Britney Spears's video "Baby One More Time". . .the truth, I hate Britney. . .she sounds like theres a frog down her throat. . .and the lyrics don't make no sense at all. . ."Baby, I still believe,". . .in what? She sings something then she says that then she sings about something else. . .doesn't make sense. . .I'm pretty sure that you sre not suppose to wear school uniforms like that. . .showing off your stomach. . .no. . .and if you have a stomach that hangs out, then please don't it. . .she has flabs. . .in the gym. . .that guy she is looking at in the bleachers is her cousin. . .something off of Jerry Springer. . .I can never look at my cousin like that. . .and I can't cause they live far away, but I never would anyway. . .this guy tries to dunk but misses, then people start congradulating each other. . .do people not get the concept of basketball? and if you're thinking "It was the other team. . ." Um, No. . .he was on their side. . .when the bel rings, why do they run out? If they are worried about missing class, it seems like they were ditching in first place so why care about missing the next class? I gotta BoUnCe. . . just one more thing. . . I'm the better Brittney [in many ways]!

Happy New Year! I know, I know, I'm 3 days late, but I have been busy doing last minute homework and thinking of ideas for this story that we are writing called "Apt. 637". . .read it!. . .n/eways. . .I have another movie you could go watch. . ."The Faculty". . .it wasn't the best movie ever but it was still tight. If you're a big 'Usher' fan, get ready for a big disapointment. . .he's hardly in the movie! If you noticed that the only movies that I have been recommmending are movies that Josh Hartnett have only been in, then you're smart. . .I just noticed that. But these are movies that I have seen lately and they are good. But don't get me wrong, the boy is cute but I do watch other movies with other cute actors :). . .back to the subject. . .this movie will fill you with suspense. . .it did to me. . .n/eways, I don't know what else to. . .ThiS iS sUpErFrEaK, sIgNiNg OfF. . .

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Mele Kalikimaka! Happy Hanakuh! Maligayang Pasko! Feliz Navedad! I just want to wish everybody a Merry Christmas especially the other hosts of this page.

December 20, 1998 Go out and rent "H20". . .I just watched that movie this morning. It isn't scary, but it leaves you in suspense. . .i also know that it's been out for awhile but I was very busy and couldn't see it when it came out in theatres. . .If you like Jerry Springer and fake, sagging breast, then go rent "Jerry Springer Too Hot For TV". . .i didn't like it cause I don't like looking at breasts ["Ryan, I know a movie you could get." "Which one?" "'Jerry Springer Too Hot For TV'.