* "your room is about as clean as a toxic waste dump" -james

* "i'm just wondering why more guys hit on me than girls." -bryan

*"did you know that the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue?" - me

* "don't you wish you were a pig?" -james

* "HAH, what's she gonna do? hit me with her nose?" -holly

* "i want to bear your children..." -james

* "hey I'm reading the arrest records and this guy got pulled over and the officer 'observed a baggie containing mari...' -however-you-spell-it. what kind of idiot has drugs where the cop can see it. people amaze me" -patton

* "~ring ring~ "Hello, this is Vatican City." "Hi, yes, this is Bryan Hayes. I've found Satan. He's going under the name of Lacy Brinson, in Live Oak, FL. Just thought you might be interested." "Thank you, but we've known that for a while. We're trying to figure out what to do." -bryan

* "That's not a zit... it's a bullet." -jackie

* "So what are you going to college for?" -patton
   "Spanish"-me
    "Why? To learn how to be a professional Mexican?"- patton

* "I own an album called 69 Love Songs, and you don't. -bryan

* "i knew not what to write" - james

* "so i see you made the flem again" - ashley

* "it's AFRICA in here!" -holly

* "DANNGG, you're not supposed to burlarse me!!" -jessica

* "i blew the top of his head off" -patton
    "man that's gross"- me

*"did you know: that according to the Florida Attorney General's Office one way to prevent a car jacking is to... 'be ready to leave carefully, even if it means running a red light or stop sign'...... 'honest officer I was being car jacked and I had to run the light!!!" -patton

* "so is this what yall do? just sit and talk on this thing?" -patton

* "Hey, if you ever get all weird, paranoid, semi-goth, and start using an electric guitar and a fuzzbox, you could play my (stuff)!" -bryan

*"I hate Americans. And I hate Americans who only buy rap, especially." -bryan

* "yeah right. you don't know what I plan. you might be lucky if you can get past my front yard security check one day." -patton

* "i'm feeling perfect right now..." -patton
    "oh god, what have you done now?" -me

* "i thought the y2k bug ate this account" -me

* "james... be normal" - me

* "you need Jeeeeezus" -holly

* "you a heffer and a half!" -sue

* "you just gave me chilly bumps"- me

* "SO!"- james
    "buttons" - me
    "boo tahns"- james

* "Boy!" -me
    "Girl!" -james
    "Bald-headed squirrel!" -me

* "lacy, sorry i beat the crap out of you today!" -jency

* "hey primo, now that you're 18, will you go buy me some beer?" -Dr. J

* "i am going to write a song called i like orange hair" -J

* "swell is not exactly a good word to describe my nose right now james." -me

* "it's fun to read" -james

* "you can make him keep it up. just, use your ways. whatever they are." -bryan

* "James, your typing and grammatical skills are recognizable in every instance." -bryan

* "goodnight queen lacy, your highness,  keeper of the guitar pick, queen of croon, princess of style, thanks for lending me your royal ear" -matt

* "code red!   that's funny, why not code blue? I wonder what code canary yellow is?" -matt

* "we need to start a 'we suck' club" -me

* "yeah i decided to annoy the crap outta you" -me

* "So, I'm cool? Like, how cool? Like Fonzie cool? Or, like beyond that, to John Travolta cool? Or even Nic Cage cool? No, I can't be Lou Reed cool. Or even, Samuel L. Jackson cool." -bryan

* "I need a band. Then I could be like you, Ms. Fancy Pants, and record." -bryan

* "yeah well if you were normal then it wouldn't be a problem" -me

* "... and holly was talkin back to the goats" - me

* "i don't know what i'm doing. but whatever i'm doing, james will be involved." -me

* "haha, J wrote 'I hope you had fun cutting me down this year" -amy

* "you always weird out on ICQ, i think you lose your mind temporarily while online"- me

* "shut up. i only like him sometimes." -amy

* "yeah well whatever you do, DON'T send him hate email, cuz trust me that WON'T win him back... hahaha" -me

* "well there's some big chocolate cake in my kitchen and i'm about to devour it" -me
    "mmmm email me some!" -amy

* "i'm so totally freakin pathetic" -amy

* "ok" -me
    "Ok? That was a question. 'Ok', didn't answer that question. It answers some questions like, "I'm going to the bathroom, ok?" Or, "I'm going to go disembowel myself, ok?" But, not that question." -bryan
   "i said it as a mere acknowledgement of your point." -me
    "Well, I don't think that was the proper reply at all. AT ALL!" -bryan
    "and what would be the proper reply?" -me
    "'No, Bryan, you didn't say that. I should have thought about that before making such a rash comment. You're both attractive and funny, and I will recommend every beautiful girl I know worship at your feet.'" -bryan
    "ok" -me

*"I'm just a foutain of useless crap you can put on your page, aren't I? I'm glad I'm of some use in this world." -bryan

* "holly has 3 cyber boyfriends!!!" -me

* "my printer always sounds like it's gonna die when it's printing" -me

* "goodIjustgothomemyspacebarisscrewedup" -amy

* "i want to talk to him so bad. just shoot me in the head and kill me dead! haha that rhymed" -amy

* "i have a life! ... haha not really" -amy

* "james is hott" -me

* "la boring... what???" -leighbarry

* "i'm a little lilac" -leighbarry

* "my jesus. i bet you about crapped in your pants" -me

* "i don't wanna go to her class tomorrow" -me
    "i never want to go" -amy

* "screw you lacy" -brian cody
    "whatever brian" -me
    "hey, shut up!" -brian c.

* "Que? Que?" -brian c.

* "i get to live with your boyfriend next year and you don't!" -bryan

* "i just decided to look at myself, but i gotta go now" -ramsey

* "what up buttercup" -james

* "how does it feel to be so cool" -primo

* "it is stupid like amy" -primo

* "really, what part, im from the somalian ghettos....i grew up there, you wouldnt believe what we had to drink" -chris staudinger

* "go right ahead and then i'll rip your stupid little head off" -primo

* "hey it's all about me ok. i have a sticker that says that" -primo

* "... but if it isn't worth my time, then I'm out like a light on a honeymoon night..." -chris

* "love is overrated" -nicole... (seconded my amy)

* "A simple request from the woman who brought you into this world... CLEAN YOUR ROOM!" -mom

* "so what up miss shs?" -primo
    "nuttin much, just basking in my radiance" -me

* "hale her majesty miss shs" -primo
    "it's hail, not hale, but thank you anyway you simple peasant" -me