And the parade continues... it finally wouldn't fit properly onto one page anymore. Witness page two of idiotic males...
This nomination is by Danielle... have to say, she just tears into Junpei like you wouldn't believe... I definitly approve!)
If anyone ever made a "Top 10 Male Jerks" page, Junpei from "Those Who Hunt Elves" would take the #1 spot easily! This is the enemy to all girls! A rabid wild boar has more charms, manners, class, and a better personality than this evil genetic defect! He acts like a villian when he is supposed to be a hero!
He's just plain ulgy! He always has that mean look on his face, even when he's happy! His face just seems to look like he always wants kill something! He thinks he's so great and wonderful! He's too powerful, he beats the first badguy into 2 seconds! Boring!
He is the rudest anime guy out there! Before Celcia was going to cast the spell that would bring everyone back to their own world, she told everybody to be quiet. While Celcia was casting the spell, Junpei rudely was talking about how Celcia should keep on her clothes because she wasn't pretty. Celcia got angry(who wouldn't?)and lost her place in the casting causing the spell split into 5 parts. Junpei then blamed Celcia for losing it! It was his fault!>:( The purpose of the show is that the heros have to find 5 tattoos that are on 5 elves(of course girl elves.) Now when strangers ask a girl to strip, the girl isn't going to be thrilled. Junpei doesn't ask, he screams with a bloodthristy look on his face then violently charges at the elf and tears off her clothes. He looks like a wild animal when he does that! If Junpei came charging at me like that, I'd be scared too! And after all this, he wonders why girls slap him! That jerk!
He's really stupid. Now there is a difference between a guy being an airhead and a guy being a complete moron. An airhead, while not being real book-smart, has other talents or qualities that makes him likable. I like airheads! Junpei is no airhead, he's a complete moron! He has no brains period! Airi usually tells him what to do and he obeys her like the dog that he is(she is the only one he's nice to.) Junpei also has no sense of humor, none! When Celcia(the coolest one on the show)makes a statement about his stupidity, he charges at her like a madman ready to rip her head off(he acts this way to almost everybody!) He can dish it, he just can't take it!
In short, Junpei deserves to die!
Yet another scathing nomination from Danielle. In case you need more to feed your Brock hate, might I suggest visiting the Anti Brock Site.
I try to keep the idiots I see down to 1 moron per show. I watch the show Pokemon because my little brother watches it so much. After watching so many, I cheer on the badguys, Team Rocket, because to me they are the most fun and likable people in the show! Now I had many idiots to choose from because most of the good guys are just stupid! After giving it much thought, the biggest moron on the show has to be Brock!
First of all, he's useless! He is the first gym trainer, that's it! After the cheater Ash got the badge, Brock should have never been on the show anymore. Instead, he decided to follow Ash and Misty for no reason! He wants to be a pokemon breeder, Ash wants to be a pokemon trainer...so why does Brock need to follow him? Brock is about 12-13 years-old and anyone that old hanging around and worshipping 10 year-olds quickly loses my support!
On the show, he doesn't do anything, just cooks! Ash and Misty battle most of the time and Brock just sits backand doesn't help. I really don't know if he has any new pokemon because he never uses them! The only thing he does is tell Ash about the town they are in. Big deal, Ash could just ask someone for information! Who needs Brock?
Worst of all, Brock is the biggest pervert I ever seen! Almost every episode, this perv drools over another girl! He even hits on girls twice his age! I can't believe he never got slapped once! When a girl is around, he starts to act like a moron. "Hi, I'm Brock...duh, huh, huh." He would switch sides and betray his friends if a girl told him to! Even though he says he'll never forget a girl, the next episode he's chasing after another girl like he's God's gift! James is the bad guy and he treats girls better and is 10X smarter! James rules, Brock drools!
Mamoru was nominated by Hannah
Do you want a site that shows your aren't the only one who wants to kick this guy down the stairs? Might I suggest going toDeath to Darien.
First of all I have to state, I used to be a MAJOR fan of Mamo Chan here. At first, what wasn't there to like, especially in the manga. I mean, the glasses, the black preppy boy hair, the habit of wearing suits and tuxedos... this is total eye candy material. Have to admit, when he was first suggested for this page I was a bit apprehensive, bit then I started noticing the annoying side to Tuxedo Kamen. Note, this REALLY applies to the animated Mamo Chan... he's rather decent in the manga and not dumb as rocks like he is in the animated version.
The speeches... those DAMN SPEECHES!!! What the hell do any of them mean anyways??! All it is is mindless blither! I think his dippy speeches are supposed to inspire and motivate... I don't know about you but I need more to motivate me then a pithy statement about women being like flowers or the like. I thought this guy was supposed to be a Harvard attending genius? Shouldn't that make him a bit more creative... hell, how about a bit more on topic! When his teachers give him a paper on the French Revolution does he write about wind blowing through trees?!
Second complaint; does he actually DO anything as Tuxedo Mask? Okay, he gets a few fights in every so often, but usually he just swings in to say a Dadaist speech and absconds, leaving our Sailor Senshi to duke it out on there own. Of course, when he's not doing that he's always getting in the way by being captured, or kidnapped, or evil, or mopey or not talking to Salior Moon that day or the like. I think Chibi Moon does more then this paperweight!
Speaking of being like a paperweight, did you ever notice Mamo Chan has about as much personality as a piece of driftwood? Yes, I'll give that in the R movie he actually was mildly interesting and he has his moments in the manga, but on a whole he's as flat as one of Naoko's baddies-of-the-day. Who IS Mamoru Chiba anyways? He's some guy who lost his parents when he was young and now is dating our fair heroine (I know she's silly, but I love Usagi to pieces... partially due to Kotono Mitsuishi's wicked voice acting). What else is there to know? I guess not much since I could tell you way more about his past and future lives then his present one. Dead, blank character if you ask me... and he had the potential to be so good too!
Then there are the little complaints. The Moonlight Knight fiasco (thankfully only in the TV series)... that was just vile beyond belief. Lackluster voice actors in both the Japanese AND English versions. How about the way he just disappears for Stars season?! Okay, we have to blame Naoko for that one. We could also throw in the nasty way he treated Usagi for R season... bad dreams my ass... if you love someone you don't care!
Tama-Chan was nominated by Yamato Ayanami
I got this in my mail a few months ago and knew when I got to updating my page this had to go on. It's not a bashing per say, but it truly belongs here!
TAMAHOME IS AN UNCULTURED, COLORBLIND, MORONIC VAMPIRE WHO LIKES SOAP OPERAS!
...And I've got proof!
You see, I first noticed this when Tamahome was insulting Tomo's appearance. I was already not too fond of Tamahome and this wasn't helping, as I really really like Tomo! Then, Tamahome tells Tomo that the primary colors are really horrible. True, the gold of his headdress and the indigo and red of his make-up ARE primary colors, but you'll notice that pretty much the rest of the outfit is orange (maybe reddish-orangey, but in a night scene, it definitely showed up orange!) and black (not even a color!) And the fact that Tamahome couldn't appreciate such a significant symbol of Chinese culture such as a member of the Kabuki, or Chinese Opera, just makes it worse.
But what makes him a vampire? Well, when he went to Miaka's world, he had no reflection or shadow. You may be thinking that it was because he was from another world, but you'll notice that in one scene where he's running to save Miaka, he FLIES over cars! He flies! Flies! Really! Another interesting thing, Dracul (ya know, as in Dracula) means devil, and Tamahome's seishi symbol means ogre or demon, and demon is pretty much the same thing as devil. Another thing, a lot of you probably want to know why he doesn't turn to dust in sunlight. If you've ever seen Vampire Princess Miyu, you'll know that some vampires can be seen in the daytime, and if you've ever seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you'll know that some vampires do have shadows which is why he had a shadow in his world.
Another proof that Tamahome is a vampire is the fact that in the end, when they ended up back in the real world, only Chichiri and Tasuki hadn't been killed. Chichiri, being a magickal person and all, would of course be able to sense when a vampire is near and also know how to ward off vampires. Tasuki had it in for Tamahome and so of course he would be in on any plans with any magickal vampire-warding people. Unfortunately Tamahome did get Tasuki, but didn't exactly succeed since all he did was grow fangs and tell Tamahome that his face was purple when it was clearly blue. Oh well.
A lot of you are probably thinking: but Tamahome didn't kill the others! Whether or not Chichiri and Tasuki lived has nothing to do with it! Well, you see, Tamahome became a vampire the time that Nakago made him become evil. Nakago gave him telekinetic powers and made sure that he would be evil for a long, long, time. Thus, when Tamahome was 'rescued', he was still evil for the rest of the series until the very end. Because of the combination of Nakago's evilness and the telekinetic powers, Tamahome was able to get rid of the rest of the Suzaku seishi without even knowing it because it was all subconscious! The strong bond with Nakago explains why Tamahome felt that something was wrong the one time Miaka was fooled by Tomo's illusion into believing that she had to sleep with Nakago to get the shinzaho back, and it also explains why Tamahome saw all of Nakao's past right as he killed him. It also kind of explains that weird scene where Nakago french-kissed Tamahome.
Okay, so that's my reasoning of why Tamahome is a vampire. But what about the soap operas? Well, why not. I mean, come on, the way he's constantly breaking up with and getting back together with Miaka? Or how about that scene in Miaka's world, where he's sitting in the park and he watches those people recording that TV show and learns a valuable lesson from it. So, do you see!? It makes sense to me! It may be obscure and highly doubtful, but the evidence is all there.
So, yeah, that's my rant... also, I don't like that yellow thing he wore sometimes near the end of the series. Ya know, the thing that was like a vest-cape...
Do you feel a need to show Shinji EXACTLY how much he annoys you?? Then take a trip toFlip Off Shinji Ikari.
Oh Shinji, Shinji, Shinji... you had to know you were going to end up on here one of these days. Especially after what happened in the Eva movie.
Yes, after much demand, Shinji is making his appearance on "Baka Baka". Most people who like Eva don't seem to care as much for it's central character. He's not a COMPLETE reject (see Tenchi for an example of THAT), but on a whole he's pretty damn annoying.
"Poor Shinji," you say "He's got a complete ass for a father, a dead mother, and little talent for playing the cello. Don't hurt him even more by knocking him on the WWW!". I'm sorry... Shinji may have reasons for being messed up, but not for being a drag on an otherwise good show.
See, Shinji has severe depression, which is not something to make fun of, but doesn't make him the most interesting character to watch since when he's depressed he just stops interacting with people and listens to his silly music player... and plays the same song over and over. Depression can be an interesting plot device, but not with the near catatonic Shinji.
Oh, did I mention Shinji is a sniveling wuss?! He doesn't stick up for himself, let's people treat him like junk, and says crazy stuff to himself like "I won't run away... I won't run away..." over and over again. I mean, he does have to act like Asuka, but he certainly would have been a much more interesting character if he had grown a decent backbone throughout the show.
I love anime, but these lackluster male stars of shows really need to be worked on.
Shinji also seems to have some attraction to Rei, the other autistic wonder in the show. Read the above on Gendo... yes, Rei is a clone... actually, to be precise, Rei is many clones and is apparently disposable... oh... and is genetically related to Shinji's mom. No, he doesn't know... but it's still icky.
And to continue with that last thought...I almost forgot... SHAME ON YOU SHINJI FOR WHAT YOU DID IN ASUKA'S HOSPITAL ROOM!!!! SHAME!!! Don't know what I'm talking about? Well, the Eva movie is getting a domestic release soon, so pick it up at your local anime retailer and prepare to be disgusted. Shinji... you are SUCH a perv! Get some councelling!
Mamoru was nominated by Veggie. Since I know next to nothing about Dragonball, I'll just put her entire nonimation suggestion up here
Let's think for a moment... Goku isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, yet he's the main character of DBZ. Why is it that all the main characters are bad? Anyway to put it mildly, he is the most out of place character I have ever seen in an anime series. DBZ is about action and violence, to escape from that Sailor Moon and that sickning Pokemon. But Goku is just totally out of it.
First of all, he makes stupid and arrogant speeches. As soon as a fight starts, he starts to lecture his opponents about right and wrong. It's a big load of useless facts and they never listen, but that doesn't stop him from saying it.
He's really not unique. He talks a great deal, but try listen to him sometime. Listen to how he acts in fights when he's outclassed. Then listen to the fights when he has a clear advantage. Notice the difference? In the former, he is less taunting and is far nicer. But later on, he's just as arrogant as Vegeta (coming from the mouth of a Vegeta lover) and Piccolo. Not very noble, eh?
His stupidity always causes someone to pay. In the Radditz fight, Piccolo gets busted up because of him. In the Nappa fight, his stupidity causes Yamcha, Chaozu, Tien and Piccolo to lose their lives. (Notice how Piccolo has to put up with this?) On Namek, his "injuries" (screw his injuries! A true DBZ character never gives up!) prevent him from fighting, causing Vegeta, Krillin, and Gohan to go instead. After being beaten up by the Ginyu force, his slow recovery causes Vegeta to lose his life. (Damn him!) And so on and so on.
He acts so damned stupid. Lots of DBZ characters made mistakes, but he really takes the cake! Piccolo and Vegeta (familiar faces by now) are always yelling at him, and he gives Chi Chi so much trouble. All he does is eat, sleep, and train, and he still manages to drive everyone up the wall because he can't keep his mouth shut. Heck, he drove Brolly insane by crying as a child!
He is always " Holier than Thou." I imagine it's hard to pay attention to Goku's speeches, right? How does he keep a straight face when he's saying this stuff? Things like " I can't put my feelings aside, even when I'm fighting." Oh, that's all right. I'm sure the thousands of innocent people he'll kill won't mind that you were such a nice guy. I have to know if he's so naive that he actually believes this stuff. Or is it just a attempt to make Vegeta (yeah right!) a nicer guy? Either way, it's a sickning display.
He just isn't cool. Why do we like DBZ? Because we can embody anyone we want. Vegeta (*sigh*) goes around blowing stuff up to Kingdom Come with utter disregard for anyone who gets in the way. He probably doesn't give a screw about himself either. Piccolo is the same way. He doesn't care if he fights in a city. There's just more buildings to smack people into! But Mr. Perfect Goku has to be nice and act all holy and merciful. People don't want that. People relate to Vegeta and Piccolo because we all have a darkside, (unlike Father Goku, the priest) and we all wish we could indulge it to a degree. But not to the degree of blowing up planets. But Goku doesn't allow us that. He offers us a preachy load of (whatever) that we can hear on Sailor Moon and Pokemon. But when we see Vegeta, with that smile and that I'm-going-to-blow-you-to-hell attitude, we get to go to our dark side a bit.
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