This Scorpion is quite a contradiction. He has mastered the Kakita Sword School and has also mastered the Shosuro Acting School. He is a deadly kenjutsu master and is well balanced in his knowledge of politics and the courts.
Kakita Rensei, Monkey Clan Geisha Peddler
"Hic...hic...He always has a few spare Geisha..hic..hic.." - Hoshi Yoshi
Axe, Monkey Clan Brute Squad Member
"Get in line samurai! Together we can beat anything!"
Shimjo EBB, Monkey Clan Bouncer
"What makes you think you can enter the Not-So-Ancient Halls of the Monkey Clan?"
Yoboro, Monkey Clan Standard Bearer
"The Doji called me ronin, so now I shall serve the greatest ronin of them all - the man who built wonders from nothing, the mighty Toku."
Hida Samu, Monkey Clan Japester
"I offer my Lord and Clan my long-standing tradition of making stupid jokes about the various inhabitants of Rokugan. Hopefully the Clan can make use of my talents. If not, I can always hide behind a rock, then jump out and hit people on the back of the head with a club."
Matsu O-Hatsu, Monkey Clan Samurai-ko
"The Lion clan did not like my use of extreme luck tactics and told me that i would be better off under a unicorn steeds rear end, to this I wave my privates at them, and swear fealty to the Monkey Clan."
Toku Orochi, Monkey Clan Sea Serpent
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" (Munches a Port)
Rakki Yaro, Monkey Clan Diehard * Toturi's Army Shrireikan
A member of Toturi's Army since the Battle of Beiden Pass, and a friend of Toku's since then. He has left the Mantis Clan and has sworn fealty to his friend Toku, and he is content for now.
Ikoma Gedo, Monkey Clan Insane Samurai
Ousted from the Lion for his...eccentric behavior. He now swears fealty to the only clan that is willing to take him in. "He's a pretty nice samurai, just don't insult his "best friend" Hapi (actually a rock)...it's not pretty."
Tokugawa, Monkey Clan Prophet
"In joining the Monkey Clan and leaving the Unicorn, I shall renounce all my former life and ties, including my name. From this day forth I shall be known as Tokugawa in reverance to my Lord, Toku."
Tsume Yakomo, Monkey Clan Samurai*Ninja
"The last men to fall in a battle, are the ones who rely on intellect as well as skill. I am one of those men."
Akodo Bumblebutt, Monkey Clan Drunken Degenerate
"Who the hell let him in here?!?!" - Toku
Oda, Monkey Clan Unknown Samurai
No one knows what clan he came from, infact no one knows if he had a clan. It has been proven though he can down Sake faster than even the most experienced Mantis sailor. But he is also very good with his katana when it does not fall out of his hands.
Saru, Monkey Clan Monkey
"Woo oo oo oo EEEEEEE EEEEEE!"
Oni no Sake, Monkey Clan Oni
"It came to the not-so-ancient halls not to destroy, but to drink our Sake. Problem is it shacked itself up in one of our Sake works and it doesn't look like it's going to be leaving anytime soon..."
Isawa Toku, Monkey Clan Shugenja
"With knowledge of all five elements, he will help Toku to strengthen his place within the Empire."
Daidoji Naro, Monkey Clan Thug
"So long as the other clans think we are powerless, we have no need to stop drinking and show them what's up!"
Hitomi Dogu, Monkey Clan Confusion Master
"I came to help the helpless helping Toku to help the helpless helping
Toku to win helpless helping Toku win the helpless battle."
Tzamururi, Monkey Clan Dragon
"One of the mighty dragons. He said screw this I want some sake!"
Doji Rob, Crane Clan Teenage Ambassador to the Monkey Clan
He was sent by Kuwanan to visit us, and upon hearing of our
fine sake, he used the Ancestral Fake ID of the Crane Clan. Handed down
to him by his father and proceeded to out-drink even our finest
warriors. Truly, he is a man to watch closely. He may be useful some
day.
Toku Masamune,Monkey Clan Samurai and Weaponsmith
"The Clan Swords date from the founding of their clans. All of our swords date from the founding of our clan, and with every samurai carrying a Clan Sword how can we fail?"
Shosuro Aku,Scorpion*Monkey Clan Slacker
"I'll do it later"
Karash, Monkey Clan Naga Brew Master
Karash showed them ancient Naga sake distilling techniques. He
brought them the secrets of sake from before the time of man. When he
heard his friend had gotten a clan, he signed up as a brew master,
casting his sword and sobriety to the four winds.
Daidoji Nokatsu,Monkey Clan Distractor
"The only reason I did not kill him is because that dance he does
looks Sooooooo cute." --Ikoma Tsanuri
Toku Yoriwhatnow!?!, Monkey Clan Comeback Artist
Yoritomo - "Your lord Toku is nothing more than a weak, mewling coward!"
Toku Yoriwhatnow!?! - "OH YEAH!"
Doji Hyuu. Crane*Monkey Clan Conspiracy Theorist
He is convinced that only Toku can save
the empire from the giant Kolat-Shadow-Dragon-Naga-Rabbit
conspiracy.
Isawa MoP, Monkey Clan Shugenja
The Five Rings are an illuision
created by the lack of good Sake.
Bayushi Cronto, Monkey Clan Reliever
Being that the Monkey Clan drinks so much, they must
really have to go to the bathroom a lot. Using my osmosis techniques, i can
go to the bathroom for the whole clan.
Vogin, Monkey Clan Wise Man
"I have admired Toku since he was a small child in my village. Now he is a
great figure in the Celestial Alignment, and I must aid him in choosing the
right direction."
Akodo X, Former Lion Clan Biohazard * Monkey Clan Waste Disposal Manager
"What I see now is like a dim image in a mirror. Dammit... stupid mempo
needs to be cleaned again."
Shiryo No Ghengis Kong, Monkey Clan Ancestor Spirit
(Boom) (Boom) (KONG) ROOOAAAAAARRRR (Where are the blond gaijin babes?)
Toku Tachna, Monkey Clan Monk Jujitsu Master
"Today I pledge my mind, body, and soul to the only man in Rokugan worthy.
Together we shall fight for Rokugan, and die. Long live Toku!!!"
Saru Dokushojin, Monkey Clan Mime In Training
"I'm not a very good mime...see?"
Tch'klak, Sqeeky Eyeball Tribe Ratling Spy, Monkey Clan Assassin
Where Humans Cannot sneak, maybe a Nezumi Can. I also work for cheese.
Kitsuki Ness, Dragon Clan Sake Prohibitionist
"He came with an army to Kyuden Saru saying that sake was now
outlawed in the lands of Rokugan, at first we thought he was joking until we
found he was serious . . . and, well . . . that's when all the trouble
started . . . . " - Lord Toku explaining to the magistrates how the now
infamous Sake battle at Kyuden Saru started.
Daidoji Kolatsu, Monkey Clan Revered Storyteller
"I told Toku's battle stories once to Shosuro. I can honestly say I'd never seen a ninja laugh like that before."
Hida Kaji, Crab Clan Spy
A member of the crab clan who stumbled across the secret of the shadow and Toturi.
Now he hides from those who search him out in the last place they'll ever
look for him, Kyuden Saru. He follows the credo, when in Kyuden Saru, do as the monkey do, pass the sake please..
Kaiu Arimoto, Crab Clan Engineer * Monkey Clan * Chief Engineer of Bitoku Toshi
"I assure you that Lady O-Ushi has the utmost respect for Lord Joke-u, err, Toku."
Notuso Soberu, Ashigaru Hototogitsu Master
"It's called hops..."-being granted his second small farm after the
meteoric success of "la ganja."
Hitomi Blablabla, Dragon Clan German Shidoshi
"Blablabla BlaBla Bla Blla"
Bayushi Kuro, Monkey Clan Ninja-Giant
"What do you get when you have a Hida father, a Bayushi mother, and a
scorpion-ninja uncle. A quick and crafty 7 foot tall scorpion bushi who
knows how to Bonk people on the head real good, throw sharp pointy pieces of
flat metal, and act stealthy."
Yasuki Nakasumi, Monkey Clan Beermeister
"Well, I was an exchange student to western gaijin lands. There I found
a wonderful drink known as beer. Might I interest you in some
Jagermeister®?"
Shiba Baku, Phoenix Clan Master of the Tea Ceremony
I've beaten everyone in the Phoenix clans in both drinking contests and tea
ceremonies. I've come looking for better competition.
Hida Katamo, Toturi's Army*Monkey Clan Annoying Little Brat
All day you can hear that brat screaming all through the palace. "I WANT MORE SOUP NOW!!!!!" - Toku
Akodo Quintus, Lion Ambassador to the Monkey Clan
"I'm gonna be a monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey!"
Kitsuki Shijin, Monkey Clan Exchange Samurai
"He arrived on exchange from the Dragon lands, immediately asked where
the sober members of the Clan were, and seemed somewhat vexed when told
that there weren't any..." - Toku.
Hoshi Toku Wannabe , Monkey Clan Monk Enlightning all monkeys for the good of the
world and to make better sake.
El Saru, The Legendary Monkey of Justice
"OOOoo Oo OOOO! WWWeee OO? OOOWWWeeee!!!"
*translation*
I am El Saru the monkey of Justice! And what better justice is there to fight the Naga while drinking sake? Toku, I swear fealty!!!
Hitomi Taagi, Tatooed Dragon Clan Shadowlands Tainted Psychopath
He wants to strike back at those who think that Kokujin is evil and
will stand by his masters side no matter what happens.
"What this has to do with our clan? I have no idea." - Toku
Yaskui Nakasumi, Monkey Clan Student of the Gaijin Brewing Arts
"Well, I was an exchange student to western gaijin lands. There I found
a wonderful drink known as beer. Might I interest you in some
Jagermeister®?"
Shiba Baku, Phoenix Clan Samurai*Master of the Tea Ceremony
I've beaten everyone in the Phoenix clans in both drinking contests and tea
ceremonies. I've come looking for better competition.
Shashashabadoo, Monkey Clan Confused Ashamana
It claimed it was Morito Tokei, an oni, and Alhundro Cornejo combined, all
sent to the 'Akasha' during a freak lightning storm. It looked like an
unshaven ronin with horns, 10-foot long scaled tail, and a bad moustache.
It was thirsty.
Rikimaru, Monkey Clan ABC Incompetent Ninja Assassin
Passing through on his quest to find the truth about Toturi's
reappearance, he fell through the roof of the sake house. He wasn't
hurt, however, and once recovered he joined in the fun, drinking to the
health of Lord Toku.
BuBuBushi Yahsi-Yoshi, Monkey Clan Wily Trader,
"There is a monkey within all of us, and for the right price I can help you find yours."
Tchick'ropp, Ratling Brewmaster
"I bring you good-good ratling sake. Don't worry, blindness only temporary."
Hiruma Zumo, Crab Clan Sake Scout
"He couldn't find a troop movement if he was in it, But he can sniff out a cup of
sake at a thousand leagues." - Hida Zerishi
Isawa Shatido, Monkey Clan Acolyte of Sake
"It's the SIXTH (Picks the samurai up by the neck) GODAMN (snarls threateningly)
Element!! (Throws samurai into the nearest wall).
Akido Haunko , Scorpion Sake Assasin
Sent on a mission to slay Toku , yet changed his mind and brought Toku the head of his employer. His fee was a keg of sake , which he "liberated" and gave to the other members of clan Monkey.
Gidzeki, Master Painter*Merchant
"Merchant by trade, yet a Painter by heart. Trained by the Crane in the way
of the brush. I presently reside in the City of the Open Hand, where I am
beginning to settle. I heard of the great Toku and wished to swear Fealty to
him, for as he has travelled Rokugan seeking glory, so have I searched for
inspiration. While swearing fealty might drag me away, I wish to stay in the
City of the Open Hand to form a Merchants link to Kyuden Saru."
Kakita Kurai, Crane Clan Iajutsu Acoloyte/ Monkey-Crane Liason
"We built your palace from our own treasury, and for this, we ask nothing
more than friendship, alliances, and a crate full of sake."
Mirumoto Dajan, Monkey Clan Samurai * Sake Shugenja
"To make a long story short I fell asleep in the tattoo chamber and woke up
with a bunch of monkeys tattooed on me. Where else could I go?"
Yoritomo Indica, Mantis Clan Herbalist
"This man put the green in the Mantis clan mon, and now serves to
cool the hot heads of many of the drunken monkey clan members." - Hoshi Yoshi
Doji Baini, Crane Clan Sailor
"He may not fight to well sober, but if you give him some sake, you had better get out of his way!"
Mirumoto Miami, Dragon Clan Tattooed Man*Samurai
"Nobody really knows who he is. He just drinks his sake quietly to himself, until he gets really hammered."
Thor, Norse God of Thunder
"I am the Norse god of thunder, and I have a big @$$ Die-Tsuchi named Mjolner. I heard you guys had good mead?"
Matsu Shadojo, Famed Lion Clan Bushi
He came seeking Toku to offer his aid to our clan. He is still a Lion though. "You wish to fight me? You fool, now listen to my sword cut through your bones!"
Hitomi Karasusan, Dragon Clan Ambassador to the Monkey Clan
"I came down here hoping to find new allies against the Naga. What I found were a bunch of sake-drunk barbarians and one dog pledging allegiance to Toku. With these new men the Naga have NO idea what they are up against...now if I can only teach these guys the "human shield" technique..."
Hiruma Tsuke, Crab Clan Drinking Partner
Even though he refused fealty, he swore loyalty and bought the whole clan a round of sake.
Tousou, Monkey Clan People's Champion
"He fights in a style unknown to these lands - explain again this 'People's Elbow' to me?" - Toku
Doji Lobo, Crane Clan Anthro-Wolf * Samurai
"Now is the time for action, not prophecy. If you wish to know the
future, you can taste it upon my Blade!" -Doji Reju
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