Let's face it
English is a strange language
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you
down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth
be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a
humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as
hell on one day, and as cold as hell on another?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a
house can burn up as it burns down
And in which you fill in a form by filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes !
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
Which of course isn't a race at all !
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why is it that when I wind up my watch it starts
But when I wind up this poem it ends
~*By Anonymous*~
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