We know how to fix stuff
A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase
We can open all our own jars
We can go to the bathroom without a support group
We don't have to learn to spell a new last name
We can leave a motel bed unmade
We can kill our own food
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite us they can still be our
friend.
Underwear is $10 a three-pack
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices
Everything on our faces stays the original color
Three pair of shoes are more than enough
We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is
coming.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without
thinking "He must be mad at me."
Same work - more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors
We almost never have a "strap problem" in public
We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes
The same hairstyle lasts for years - maybe decades
We don't have to shave below the neck
A few belches are expected and tolerated
Our belly usually hides our big hips
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
We can do our nails with a pocketknife
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on Christmas eve in 45 minutes.
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