I see you have stumbled into the temple of McChicken. This is an information site for those wishing to learn more about the McChicken Cult, and ultimately, let us brainwash you into being a follower.

The McChicken Cult is a highly religious movement founded by yours truly, Reverend Kristi, on a sleepless night. It, obviously, is devoted to the worship of the all mighty McChicken, which is the only way to fulfillment and happiness. Why worship food, you ask? Well, all other religions lead to dead ends when it comes to satisfaction. At least in the McChicken Cult, you get literal and emotional fulfillment for your money. This is unlike any other religious group.

It is quite simple actually. Monday is our day of worship. This is because it is $1.49 McChicken day at McDonald's, and we don't believe in making our followers spend a lot of their hard earned cash just for the priviledge of worshipping, unlike other religions (Catholic Church, I am looking in your direction). So here's the deal...On Mondays, save yourself the hassle of cooking and pick yourself up a delicious and fulfilling McChicken and be thankful for you are a part of the McChicken Cult!

No. Not at all. I just feel very strongly about my fast food.

Listen, if you want to be pushed around and commanded to by your object of worship, fine. I, on the other hand, enjoy the satistfaction of controlling my god. When was the last time your meal told you that you would go to hell if you didn't eat it in a specific manner? I bet it never has, and if I has, you require severe mental help. The only demand the McChicken makes of us is that we consume it. What an easy (and fun) rule to live by.

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not some fatso who can't make it through her door way...nope, I just really like eating McChickens, but I am fortunate enough to not have a huge ass or something....here, see for yourself that I am not fat...or ugly...

It's simple. Just fill out this form:

Join The McChicken Cult

What is your name? What is your email address? What was your previous religion? How many McChickens do you eat a week? One or less (gasp!!!) Two or three Four or more What do you think we should call ourselves? The Roman Chickens The PenteChickens McChick-Evangelists The Seventh Day McChickenists The Church of Ronald McDonald of Latter Day McChickens Do you think I should be committed? Yes No No comment Any comments or questions about The McChicken Cult

Now what? You are a part of McChickenism now! Be sure to eat a McChicken every monday (or more often) and spread the word about your new love for McChickens! Oh yeah, and if you don't convert at least one new person a week, we will kill you.