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19. Data swears
18. Guinan removes her hat, revealing that she is a Saturday Night Live style Conehead
17. Picard beams down
16. All of Geordi's lines are in words of two syllables or less, with no pseudo-scientific doubletalk
15. Troi runs amok with a machete
14. Barclay is really the Captain; Picard is just an ensign and all of his "command" has been a holodeck simulation
13. No guest stars are relatives of Tasha Yar
12. Geordi gets a woman
11. Riker doesn't get a woman
10. Data states that he cannot use contractions after using one is the previous scene, and the fabirc of the universe, unable to withstand the continuity error, is rent asunder
9. Picard wakes up muttering "there's no place like home"
8. Riker accepts command of another starship, the USS ZZ Top
7. Ten Forward is turned into a strip-joint, with its lead act being Beverly Crusher, as "The Dancing, Disrobing Doctor"
6. Tired of not being sure whether he is a lieutenant or a cheif petty officer, O'Brien beams the entire bridge crew into a black hole and assumes the rank of Captain
5. Picard fires the phasers
4. "Prime Directive" is the word of the day, and the entire crew screams "AHHHHHHH" at the top of their lungs each time it is mentioned
3. Data's cat, Spot, is revealed as a Romulan spy
2. Wesley is affected the same as the rest of the crew, and a no-name security guard saves the ship
1. Picard switches from Earl Gray to Nestea Instant Tea Mix and does the "Nestea Plunge" into a swimming pool on the holodeck
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