bad news brown
well this is a strange occurrence... ok.. so im at the club.. and i see this guy who is just too cute.. so i tell my friend Rayven.. and she takes it upon herself to become cupid and "set us up". ok so from a distance the guy is all hot and stuff.. well im thinking maybe this isn't such a bad thing.. but after talking to him for about 30 minutes i wanted to puke..he was loud and drunk and just a plain pain in the ass.. so i had already invited him back to Rayven's house for the "after party" and he was stuck to me like glue.. well he climbs his ass in the back seat of my car so i could drive him to his car.. *cuz i was parked right outside the club* well we were trying to back out into the busy ass street and i just fed up of him talking so to make the damn ride shorter i told rayven to get out and tell the guys who were in this white car to let us out.. the troll kid in the back seat is all like "that's never gonna work she's gonna get ran over" when i told him to shut up and watch.. well needless to say Rayven got us a break in traffic *although the guys only did it cuz they said they were gonna follow us home hahah yeah right, anyone who's ever driven with me knows that my bitch ass flies and if i don't want you to follow me you're not gonna* so we get out and we are driving.. the obnoxious guy now starts complaining about how he has to pee so bad.. and suggests to Rayven that she roll down her window so he could pee out of it.. hahahah that so didn't roll over well.. so i pull over so let this asshole pee.. and he slams Rayven's damn leg with the car door..and when it didn't close he tried to slam it again.. i look at rayven.. rayven looks and me and we are both at a concensus.. we don't like him..meanwhile he's peeing on a tree.. so i smiled at her and then i just pull away.. leaving him dick in hand *laughs* now everyone i know thinks this is mean..but me and rayven know that if your asses had been subjected to him you would have done the same thing.. *laughs* rayven also agreed to never play match maker again hehehe which is a good thing. most defiantly.
