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<RaMOANa> Hi hj....ya having fun???
<hj> yes this is the right room
<hj> couple minutes now
<hj> let's do it, any questions
<David\bBowie> Good evening Earthlings!
<David\bBowie> AmI on the right nigt?
<David\bBowie> I've just got back from a party and 
   I hung my coat up, unfortunately, I was still in 
   it.  boom Boom.
<David\bBowie> It's the way I type them.
<hj> 28"Total Blam Blam" says:rnHow is your bad 
   thing David?
<David\bBowie> Blam, not as bad as yours.
<David\bBowie> How's tricks?
<RaMOANa> Welcome back out of chat retirement, did 
  you miss us?
<hj> 28Tenil says:rnDavid Bowie - What is your 
   favorite art media? ie. Oils, water color, mixed 
   media , etc etc
<David\bBowie> On Sunday's I like a jolly good 
   newspaper.  I lie in bed and try and finish the 
   fish and chips as fast as I can so that I can 
   keep up with today's news.
<hj> 28Alys says:rnMr Bowie, what is the time 
   period in art that fascinates you the most?
<David\bBowie> Between 7:15 and 10:00 at night.  
   But seriously folks...I suppose the early 20th 
   for the ripping apart of everything we have 
   known what with the vortistists
<David\bBowie> and the Dadaists and the futurists, 
   what a bunch of ists...
<hj> 28NathanAdler says:rnDavid, which band is 
   recording the new album with you, and on which 
   month
<David\bBowie> This has been a very exciting 
   recording period.  Reeves and I started writing 
   way early last year and unbelievably have 
   produced well over three or four songs.
<David\bBowie> Actually over 100 songs.
<David\bBowie> We're recording most of the stuff 
   ourselves and Reeves and I are playing most of 
   the instruments and programming drums, etc.
<David\bBowie> But I think you'll be surprised at 
   the actual intimacy of it all.  I certainly was 
   especially when it started taking my jacket off.
<David\bBowie> By the time it got to my shirt, I 
   had to give it a damn good slapping.  Into it is 
   not the word.
<hj> 28PartialBlamBlam says:rnDavid, I play tuba. 
   Could you fit me on the new album?
<David\bBowie> I couldn't even get you in the hole 
   in the middle!
<David\bBowie> I've just seen the most extraordinary
    thing.  I went to a part at Julian Schnabels' 
   earlier thisevenign
<David\bBowie> as he is supporting the San 
   Sebastian Film Festival and he threw a kind of a 
   shindig for all the committee and
<David\bBowie> what not.  And there, all lined up 
   in front of a blood red painting were Chris 
   Walken, Bobby DeNiro and Al Pacino.
<RaMOANa> I play the meatflute, can I join your set?
<David\bBowie> It was the most unreal thing.  Very 
   impressed I was.
<David\bBowie> I had to have another glass of 
   sparkling water.
<David\bBowie> And then I shot over here.
<hj> 28Bianca says:rnHow far is the new film you 
   did with Schulian Schnabel?
<David\bBowie> I don't know how that got about 
   because I'm not actually in it.  My contribution 
   so far has been to read the script and very good 
   it is too.  Takes place in Cuba, but I suppose I 
   shouldn't say anymore without Julian's 
   permission.
<hj> 28DrBenway says:rni am honored that we stole 
   you away from the Godfathers
<David\bBowie> I really used to like the 
   'Godfathers'.  They were a terrific British band 
   and it's unfortunate they broke up.
<hj> 28Rednik says:rnHi David: Are gonna see 
   something get released from PlaceboWIE then?
<David\bBowie> Yeah very definitely.
<David\bBowie> As you well know, we did some 
   recording a few weeks ago and that should be 
   released within the next few weeks.
<hj> 28AIRBOURNESIMIAN says:rnbirth,school,work,deat
   h eh?
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<David\bBowie> Love that song.  I even covered it 
   on a couple of nights but I forgot to tell the 
   band how to play it so it didn't sound too good.
<RaMOANa> "NEXT FEW WEEKS"???  - Like the webcast u 
  and Reeves were gonna do???
<David\bBowie> This was years ago, mind...I talk to 
   my band these days.
<Electric\bWarrior> good evening - nice small 
   intimate crowd
<hj> 28RaMOANa says:rn"NEXT FEW WEEKS"???  - Like 
   the webcast u and Reeves were gonna do???
<RaMOANa> Hi Ron - ya having fun?
<David\bBowie> Don't yell at me OR I'LL YELL BACK.  
   Yes we are doing a webcast, na na na na na.  
   Just got a bit delayed that's all.  So phooey!
<RaMOANa> lol
<hj> From: Sheila O'Shea Re:Ziggy 2002--if you're 
   going to ask us how, I want to know this: 
   WHY?From: Sheila O'Shea Re:Ziggy 2002--if you're 
   going to ask us how, I want to know this: WHY?
<RaMOANa> well at least I got a RESPONSE!!!!  
<David\bBowie> Well, Sheila, a dodgy but good 
   question.  At the time of Ziggy, there was so 
   much more going on in my head than just the idea 
   of a new synthetic rock star
<David\bBowie> that I want to fully explore all the 
   fragments that made up in my own mind the Ziggy 
   world.
<David\bBowie> And hopefully I'll be able to do 
   quite a complex overview in 2002.
<David\bBowie> And it will have great shoes...
<hj> 28BebeBuell says:rnSpeaking of Ziggy will the 
   1980 Floor Show ever see the light of day again??
<David\bBowie> What a charming name, Bebe...
<David\bBowie> I'm very keen to try and get this 
   released and I would like to combine it with 
   outtakes from that night.
<David\bBowie> It should be this century...maybe 
   next century, but we've all got patience haven't 
   we?
<hj> 28Aki says:rnI wanted to know if you had a 
   name for your iMac, if so what is it, and do you 
   have plans to collect all five colors?
<RaMOANa> You were brilliant in The Hunger, are you 
  going to age again in The Hunger, The Series?  
  When is this going to air, btw?
<David\bBowie> I've got six colors.  That's only 
   cause I took a blue one and painted it gold and 
   then varnished it.  It looks really cool, but I 
   think some of the enamel dripped into it cause 
   the screen blushes alot.
<David\bBowie> That's what happens when you buy a 
   monitor a nice coat.
<hj> Do you see yourself working behind the 
   controls any time soon? Two of my favorite 
   records are transformer and Lust For Life. Are 
   there any artist in particular you are interest 
   in working with in that nature? rn rnGeorge 
   Carney
<David\bBowie> Well, George, if Gail ever gets back 
   to this planet from her soiree in Italy, Reeves 
   and I are keen to work on that album of hers.  I 
   hope she's been writing like crazy while she's 
   been on the road.
<David\bBowie> Actually, nearly everybody has been 
   on the road this year, Garson, Gail, Zach.  It's 
   just me and Reeves stuck in a room.
<hj> 28Picadilly says:r20nDavid you were very funny 
   on comic relief, you think you will ever try 
   stand up?
<David\bBowie> Me try sit down.  Me try lie down.  
   Me find fall down best.  But stand up good idea.
<David\bBowie> I love the European accent.  Please 
   say something else.
<hj> 28Bonster1 says:rnhe always does stand up
<RaMOANa> You were brilliant in The Hunger, are you 
  going to age again in The Hunger, The Series?  
  When is your bit going to air, btw?
<David\bBowie> Watch it son or I'll take your 
   initials off.
<hj> 28Tura says:rnWhen is BowieNet going public??
<David\bBowie> Apparently it went public on April 
   the 1st this year.
<Electric\bWarrior> lol
<Electric\bWarrior> lol
<David\bBowie> But I spent all my money on e-bay 
   and now they won't buy it back.  Joke, LOL
<RaMOANa> rofl
<hj> 28sQuacebo says:rnDavid, do you know that many 
   of us have the very same pair of speedos that 
   you have?
<RaMOANa> ROFLMAO
<David\bBowie> I was begining to wonder why they 
   were stretched in the mornings...how many of you 
   have been getting into them at the same time?
<David\bBowie> I really think that you should buy 
   your own pairs...
<RaMOANa> we like to share the skidmarks!!
<hj> 28Emilio says:rnDavid, whatever happened to 
   Hermione, the female singer of Feathers?
<David\bBowie> In late 1969, she ran off with 
   another dance, male I might add, which didn't 
   last very long apparently.  And then she met an 
   anthropologist and got married
<David\bBowie> and they settled down in, of all 
   places, Irian Jawa, and she spent her time 
   making maps
<David\bBowie> of the jungle rivers.  Obviously 
   thinking about me on the road.
<RaMOANa> Can we get Julian Lennon as a chat guest? 
   That would be awesome!
<David\bBowie> I have absolutely no idea where she 
   is now.
<hj> 28RaMOANa says:rnCan we get Julian Lennon as a 
   chat guest?  That would be awesome!
<David\bBowie> Funnily enough, I've been thinking 
   of asking the whole family at some point to come 
   and do chat rooms.  I know Sean would love to do 
   one and I do hope that Julian would like to, 
   too.  And I will try and encourage Mom, yoko, to 
   give us half an hour or so.
<hj> 28sQuacebo says:rnand Brian  Molko. i wanna 
   tell him a thing or two
<David\bBowie> What would you tell him SQuacebo?
<hj> 28DeSurd says:rnDoes Zachary have a girlfriend?
<RaMOANa> she wants to swap spit with him!
<David\bBowie> Zach, in fact, is a very happily 
   married guy with a beautiful wife, a French girl 
   called Beatrice.  And an unbelievably daughter 
   called Marley who must be around three years old 
   now.
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<hj> 28Gilly says:rndid you ever meet your sister 
   Imam again?
<David\bBowie> After I saw her photograph in the 
   Daily Mirror or Sun or whatever it was, I sent a 
   letter but I never got a reply.
<David\bBowie> So I guess it sort of ends there.
<hj> 28Fede says:rnwill you come to Italy again?
<David\bBowie> What a silly question?  I AM in 
   Italy right now.
<hj> 28A_Girl says:rnDavid, are you serious about 
   another Ziggy?
<David\bBowie> No I'm still very much in love with 
   my wife.
<RaMOANa> What did you ever do with those RaMOANa 
  sequinned panties I winged at ya in Ft 
  Lauderdale?  
<hj> 28QueerByChoice says:rnDavid, I've often 
   wanted to ask you: what on earth do you see in 
   James Joyce? The only people who admire James 
   Joyce are people who haven't read Gertrude 
   Stein. Read her book /Ida: A Novel/ - she was 
   the REAL leader of the modernists.
<David\bBowie> What a super name.  Was that your 
   father's idea?
<David\bBowie> Rubbish.  Gertrude Stein's wet.
<David\bBowie> We could talk about this endlessly 
   so let's scare everybody away.  On second 
   thought...we'll deal with this in the chat room 
   one night.
<David\bBowie> I got by the name of Potty so that 
   nobody will recognize me.  Pssssst, don't tell 
   anybody.
<hj> 28Gilly says:rndid you ride a bicycle recently?
<RaMOANa> Is that rumour true, the one where 
  another Bowette is due (for the millenium)????
<David\bBowie> No I have not been in Montreal 
   riding a bike.  The last time I rode a bicycle 
   was in Berlin and it wasn't mine and it didn't 
   have a basket on the front.
<hj> 28LighterShade says:rnI am a great follower of 
   Stevie Ray Vaughan, what was he like to work 
   with?
<David\bBowie> Stevie was extremely enthusiastic 
   about collaborating with others on music.  He 
   was going through a particularly rough time when 
   he was working with me as you probably know.  
   But I noticed a fundamental changein him
<David\bBowie> whenever his godawful entourage was 
   not around and it was such a thrill a few years 
   later to see him sober and straight
<David\bBowie> and in such good spirits.  He was a 
   lovely man.
<hj> 28penelope says:rnhey david.....name three 
   songs you hate to admit that you like :)
<David\bBowie> Inchworm by Danny Kaye, In My 
   Solitude by Anthony Newley, God rest his soul, 
   and how many's that??
<hj> 28Tybalt says:rntwo.
<RaMOANa> lol
<hj> 28A_Girl says:rnDavid, do you think that you 
   will come to Utah for a concert one day??
<David\bBowie> Why?
<hj> 28sleepybeauty says:rnDo you like Hulio 
   Iglesias?
<David\bBowie> When I was on holiday once, in 
   Tahiti, in a simply dreadful hotel near the main 
   airport, I was sitting out on the end of our 
   promentary one morning watching the 747's trying 
   to land
<RaMOANa> did u get lei-ed?
<David\bBowie> when I suddenly heard Julio singing 
   at the top of his voice and around the corner of 
   the cove,this mind you at 6 in the morning, came 
   Julio in a canoe with about 10 women.
<David\bBowie> He was dressed in evening dress and 
   drinking a glass of champagne.  He was being 
   followed
<David\bBowie> by another canoe with an entire film 
   crew in it.  I had unwittingly stumbled onto the 
   Julio Igelsia's Summer Special!
<RaMOANa> ahhhhh! at least u coulda got lei-ed!
<David\bBowie> He glances over to his left and says 
   Ah my friend, David Bowie, let us sing a song 
   together.  I nearly fell off my pier!
<David\bBowie> I said I'm not David Bowie, but I 
   wish I had his money.
<David\bBowie> He looked embarrassed and paddled on.
<David\bBowie> This is an absolutely true story 
   folks!
<RaMOANa> lol
<hj> 28JanGenie says:rnAh, and I thought you were 
   pierless, david
<David\bBowie> That's spelt peerless!
<hj> 28JillRenee says:rnAre there any artists (dead 
   or alive) that you wish you could (or could 
   have) recorded with?
<David\bBowie> Yes.  Francis Bacon.
<hj> 28Elm says:rnDoes anybody know where David 
   Bowie is??
<David\bBowie> I certainly don't but I can do a 
   damn good impression.  Will that do?
<hj> 28Bonster1 says:rnI would like to record with 
   Michaelangelo myself
<David\bBowie> But he can't get those top notes, 
   Bonster!
<David\bBowie> Mind you, he smokes like a chimney.
<hj> 28Helen2 says:rnDavid will we start having to 
   address you as Dr Bowie soon?
<David\bBowie> As my name is David Robert Jones, I 
   thought of myself as a doctor for year.
<hj> 28manicboy says:rnDavid, where can I get one 
   of your text scrambler progrms?
<David\bBowie> Iman is shortly to produce them as 
   part of her new cosmic range.  I think that's  
   tech joke.  Iman?  Get it?
<RaMOANa> ha....poor Iman has to put up with this!
<hj> 28Jennifer says:rnWhy does hj get to ask all 
   the Qustions
<RaMOANa> rofl
<David\bBowie> Jennifer, that's just not true.  At 
   least he can spell questions properly!  I really 
   do pick the questions myself.  Honestly.  
   Really.  What was that next question, HJ?
<hj> 28Fede says:rnDavid, how is it to chat at 4am 
   in the morning?
<David\bBowie> As you know Italy never closes shop.
<RaMOANa> Tell us about The Hunger, the series, you 
  just filmed - did you enjoy it, did you age?
<David\bBowie> Eileen and I and HJ all have our 
   little portables with us and we are walking 
   along in Florence talking to Leonardo and 
   Michael A.
<David\bBowie> It's so groovy here.  I thought all 
   these old painters were dead.
<RaMOANa> uhoh, i thought your drug days were over!
<David\bBowie> But with the profits they made with 
   their paintings and postcards they bought 
   themselves a project on the other side of the 
   Ponte Vechio.
<hj> From: Ulysse99 rnrnHello Mister 
   Jones,rnrnDavidrn rnDid the inspiration 
   for the Ashes To Ashes video come from the 
   artwork on the album 'David Bowie' (latter 
   released as 'Space Oddity'), as the pierrot and 
   the old lady in the bottom left hand corner look 
   rather familiar.
<David\bBowie> Absolutely correct.  The original 
   artwork was drawn by my old friend, George 
   Underwood and already I had adopted the inner 
   persona of clown as being part of the great 
   lexicon of storytellers.
<David\bBowie> It was always very hard to concieve 
   of a clown having a mother.  I had empathy with 
   this in those days.
<David\bBowie> But that imagery has been reoccuring 
   all my life.
<hj> 28mugwump says:rnHey db, In your travels 
   around Indonesia, ever come across an African 
   gentleman who is some sort of prophet?
<David\bBowie> Okay mugwump, you've asked this 
   question about a million times.  What's the 
   punch line?  It better be good.  I'll watch out 
   for it.
<hj> 28"Total Blam Blam" says:rnthat is cool
<David\bBowie> I couldn't agree more.
<David\bBowie> Whatever it is you're talking about.
<RaMOANa> Did you ever find that Guy Peelleart 
  painting you were after?
<hj> 28SisteurWickedWench says:rnWill you be making 
   an anthem for The Sisteurs of Utter Destruction 
   soon?  You know, something we could play while 
   we're busy stamping out mediocrity, spreading 
   postmodernism thoughout the world, and infusing 
   creativity and intelligence into the brains of 
   simple-minded rednecks everywhere? And where are 
   those dancing disco
<hj> dancing disco boys anyways?
<David\bBowie> Blimey!  Your question is so long we 
   had to split it and fragment it in just the way 
   that your site is attempting to split and 
   fragment the very core nay, the very fabric of 
   our society...what the F am I talking about!  Do 
   you want me to do a little ditty for you?
<hj> 28Picadilly says:r20nIn the movie labyrinth, 
   were you wearing any knickers?
<David\bBowie> Picadilly, I'll have you know they 
   weren't just any knickers.   Jim Henson had to 
   dig deeply into his wallet to get me those 
   particular pair of knickers.
<David\bBowie> They were hand woven from the wings 
   of a rare dulwich butterfly that only flies by 
   night.
<RaMOANa> Did they have a potato in those knickers, 
  like the speedos???
<David\bBowie> So my knickers were, in fact, made 
   up of over 2000 flies.
<David\bBowie> Which made going to the toilet very 
   easy.
<hj> 28Picadilly says:rnDo flies itch
<David\bBowie> Only when they don't shave for three 
   days.
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<hj> 28SisteurWickedWench says:rnTime flies like an 
   arrow, fruit flies like a banana
<hj> 28VickiLee says:rnEverything changes.....except
    your big tales!
<David\bBowie> I bet you say that to all the boys!
<hj> 28Tura says:rnSo when's Brett Anderson coming 
   on the chat?  Have you heard the new Suede stuff?
<David\bBowie> Good idea Tura.  I should give the 
   tall skinny geezer a quick call.
<David\bBowie> Be great to have him on.
<hj> 28arafel says:rnplease say hallo or something 
   so I can go pass out happily
<David\bBowie> So you don't do stand up?
<hj> 28Simone says:rnAre you going to invite Keith 
   Flint from Prodigy for a chat sometime?
<David\bBowie> I think we're getting to a stage 
   where we need to do a new list of people for the 
   chat rooms.  How about sending your ideas in?  I 
   do know that we have Floria Sigismondi for May 
   10th and I'm trying to fit in somebody quite 
   exciting next week.
<hj> 28Fede says:rnwhat do you think about Marilyn 
   Manson's new stuff? It's defined "bowiesque".
<David\bBowie> Gosh, I hadn't thought about it that 
   way before.  But now you mention it...
<hj> 28imadj says:rnpersonally, I think you're 
   quite exciting
<David\bBowie> This is one of my favorite questions.
<hj> 28screendoll says:rnDavid, I am trying to quit 
   smoking.  Any tipsoh what works best?
<David\bBowie> Filling your mouth with cement helps 
   immeasurably.
<hj> 28Tybalt says:rni wouldn ask david THAT 
   question... mr two packs a day
<RaMOANa> time takes a cigarette, stuffs it up yer 
  twat, pull my finger...
<David\bBowie> Oooh, get you Tybalt!!
<David\bBowie> Gone veggie have we?!
<David\bBowie> I know another German who was a 
   vegetarian. When are you off and where in 
   Germany are you going to live?
<hj> 28Earl_Elm says:rnWhen are you releasing a new 
   CD, and WHEN are you TOURING? Are you avoiding 
   this question on PURPOSE?????? Please TOUR 
   SOON!!!!!!!!!!
<David\bBowie> No I'm not avoiding your question.  
   These questions are scrolling past me at about 
   10 trillion a minute so I've got to yours now.
<David\bBowie> And emphatic yes!  There will 
   definitely be a new album well before the end of 
   this year.
<David\bBowie> And I got to say I really really 
   like it!
<David\bBowie> Hope you're happy too.
<RaMOANa> the Action Man returneth
<David\bBowie> The next person that mentions 
   WalMart gets hacked while they're having a bath.
<hj> 28yuri says:rnthis friday I will be doing a 
   show in front of the school and I was wondering 
   if you have any tips or tricks for somone with 
   stage fright??
<RaMOANa> I only take showers
<David\bBowie> Yes, don't take him on with you!
<David\bBowie> Do it by yourself, it will be much 
   better!
<hj> 28Alchemy5 says:rnwill you be showing any 
   artwork in the states this year?
<David\bBowie> I showed one of my older paintings 
   around Greenwich Village last week.  It was 
   delighted and especially liked the sidewalk 
   cafes.  Then I took it to Calvin Kleins but it 
   thought the look a little dull.
<David\bBowie> I should take some more of my 
   artwork and show it New York in the near future.
<RaMOANa> Did you ever find that Guy Peelleart 
  painting you were after?
<hj> WHEN ARE YOU DOING ANOTHER R&B ALBUM, DAMMIT!!!
<David\bBowie> What was the first one please?
<hj> 28Nadsat says:rnMay 1st is my birthday--how 
   bout a concert?
<David\bBowie> That would be fab!  Please tell me 
   when it's going to happen and I'll come and 
   watch you.
<RaMOANa> You doing anything special for Duncan's 
  birthday next month?
<hj> 28arnoldkorns says:rndavid, when will you get 
   a cam feed, so we can see you whilst we "read" 
   you???
<David\bBowie> Good question.  I'm talking to HJ 
   about it right now. Give me a mo.
<David\bBowie> Looks like we're going to go with 
   the cam full time for chats in about six weeks.
<hj> 28Eileen says:rnhehehehe - GoatCam
<David\bBowie> Watch it!
* RaMOANa prefers KnobCam
<RaMOANa> can we pan your knob?
<hj> 28Bianca says:rnYou met Cher on the Brit 
   Awards. Will you ever do a duet with her again? 
   What do you think of her new album?
<David\bBowie> I only realized recently, stumbling 
   across some old video footage, that I'd actually 
   done a duet with Cher.  It was quite thought 
   provoking!  It seems that neither of us could 
   stay on the same
<David\bBowie> song for longer than 30 seconds.  I 
   think we got away with calling it a medley!
<RaMOANa> I have that on video!
<RaMOANa> you both were looking at each others 
  crotch!
<hj> Dave,rnrnFirst time poster, long time fan. 
    Could you please tell me what became of the 
   proposed set of your BBC recordings circa 1969 - 
   72?  If they ever make any sort of official 
   appearance PLEASE DO NOT RE-MIX THEM!rnrnSeco
   ndly, what's your favourite track off the first 
   Walker Brothers album?
<hj> (Mine's "You're All Around Me" It's been a 
   pleasure posting to you, and it would be a 
   thrill to hear backrnfrom you. rnJeremy Wall.
<David\bBowie> I actually had nothing to do with 
   these apart from singing and playing on them, of 
   course!  So I don't know much about the 
   background.
<David\bBowie> I should imagine they're all on the 
   internet.  My advice is go and have a look for 
   them.
<David\bBowie> I'm not too big on the Walker 
   Brothers albums except the very last one they 
   did, Nite Flights.
<David\bBowie> Both Eno and I were quite flattered 
   when Nite Flights came out as Scott had adopted 
   the same typography that we had used on Heroes.  
   We very nearly all worked together after that to 
   produce Scott's next album.
<David\bBowie> But things didn't work out too well 
   between Brian and Scott.  I never even made it 
   to the studio.
<David\bBowie> My personal Walker favorites are the 
   Electrician and 21 from the last Tilt album.
<hj> 28"Noah Value" says:rnDo you know who 
   Jonathan Richman is? Isn't he neat?
<David\bBowie> Ten out of ten.
<David\bBowie> I always had a secret wish to record 
   Nobody called Pablo Picasso an asshole.  One of 
   my all time favorite cruising songs.
<David\bBowie> Modern Lovers. Great band.
<hj> 28penelope says:rn*curtsy*  it's been a 
   pleasure david, but i must run off for my bath, 
   then off to bed :)  *smooch*
<David\bBowie> Smooch back!  Make sure you don't 
   get hacked!
<hj> 28"Total Blam Blam" says:rnhow about "Get 
   down off of the gas stove granny, you're 
   too old to ride the range"?
<David\bBowie> Where do you come up with them, 
   Blam?  My gosh!  You weren't like that as a 
   child!
<hj> 28arafel says:rnmost hackers are online these 
   days, David
<David\bBowie> Most hackers run sites these days.
<hj> 28Earl_Elm says:rnHave you had PLASTIC 
   SURGERY, or are we too touchy to answer 
   that???????
<RaMOANa> most hackers smoke too much
<David\bBowie> Don't get cute with the 'we' or are 
   you just royal?!
<RaMOANa> yeah AND you never answered the viagra 
  question
<David\bBowie> I've only had linoleum surgery and 
   that was to my upstairs bathroom when the sink 
   fell through on top of the telly.
<David\bBowie> What little is left of my face is 
   genetic.
<David\bBowie> Not cosmetic.
<David\bBowie> But thank you so much for asking.
<hj> 28Rednik says:rnDavid have you seen your 
   latest look-a-like character in GTA London 
   'puter game?
<David\bBowie> Only on one of the sites the other 
   week.
<David\bBowie> What did you think of it?
<hj> 28Electric_Blue says:r22nDavid: can you move 
   the time/date zones please as us Brits and 
   other Euros aren't getting any sleep with 
   all the extremely late night events?!!
<David\bBowie> I think I'm going to have to take 
   the bull by the horns one day and do two chats 
   at different times of the day.
<RaMOANa> <RaMOANa> 12IS THERE LIFE IN YOUR 
<RaMOANa>   PANTS OR DO YOU RELY ON VIAGRA?
<David\bBowie> One for North America and one for 
   home, UK.
<RaMOANa> <db> We'll get to all the plastic 
<RaMOANa>    surgery and viagra questions 
<RaMOANa>    next session...
<David\bBowie> Then I can get in my super turbo 
   jet, fly off to Tokyo and hopefully squeeze a 
   third one in before bathtime!
<hj> 28jungtheforeman says:rnUS fans think they 
   have it rough waiting up till bath time and here 
   we are at 4 in the morning!
<David\bBowie> I couldnt agree more, Jung!
<hj> 28Alys says:rnEver consider typing while in 
   the bath, eh?
<David\bBowie> That's not the first thing that 
   comes to mind usually!
<hj> 28LiLu says:rnhave you read Jung For Beginners 
   too?  i love the pictures!
<David\bBowie> I never even finished Jung For 
   Dummies and that didn't even have pictures.
<hj> 28BebeBuell says:rnDavid do you prefer baths 
   or showers?
<David\bBowie> I'm English, baths, of course, and a 
   rubber duck!
<hj> 28Harlech says:rnDavid, do you have any tatoos 
   and what of?
<David\bBowie> Back of left calf, lots of Japanese 
   script.  Picture of Dolphin, strange bloke 
   riding on his back.   Left hand extended. Little 
   frog on same.
<hj> 28manicboy says:rnDavid, who's your favorite 
   comic book character?
<David\bBowie> Jerry Falwell.
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<hj> 28DrBenway says:rndavid, ever been in therapy?
<David\bBowie> Nope, fraid not.  Never made it past 
   Idaho.
<David\bBowie> Does it rain much there?
<hj> 28zerogirl says:rnCrud, Dad's bitchin for me 
   to get off the comp--Dave, are you gonna give us 
   b-netters exclusive "shows" when you get the 
   camera?
<RaMOANa> David - let us get the complete vision - 
  bubbles or bath salts?
<David\bBowie> Yes, if you 'know' what I mean?  
   Nudge nudge, wink, etc.
<hj> 28Helen2 says:rnDavid, Rex waves a big hello 
   to you
<David\bBowie> Now there's a talented man!  A Big 
   wave back to Rex and to you, too, Helen 2.
<hj> 28blue says:rnWhat do you   think of 
   Beckarooskie?
<David\bBowie> Now that's the way I hoped you 
   phrased the question.  See how patience wins 
   out?  I think he's rather fabby!  His last album 
   particularly, I adored.
<hj> 28lambugi says:rnDavid, can you say goodnight 
   to Austin, Casey and Haley, so I can put them to 
   bed now?
<David\bBowie> Good night Austin, Good night Casey, 
   Good night Haley.  Are they very very young or 
   very old men?  Do tell.
<RaMOANa> Did you miss us during your chat 
  retirement??
<hj> 28JillRenee says:rnCan you say hi to my mom?
<David\bBowie> No.  oh alright.  Hi Mom!
<hj> 28PartialBlamBlam says:rnAre you trying to 
   make an old man very happy?
<David\bBowie> In your case, Blam, Just trying to 
   make a happy man very old.
<hj> 28Tura says:rnany up and coming artists to 
   look out for?
<David\bBowie> A fantastic black painter called 
   Michael Ray Charles.  Definitely one of the more 
   controversial artists around at the moment.
<RaMOANa> Did you enjoy doing The Hunger series?
<David\bBowie> I;ll see if I can't get permission 
   from him to put some of his work up.  Iman first 
   saw his stuff and then showed it to me.
<David\bBowie> And I in turn showed Goldie.  Who's 
   now  super fan as is Spike Lee and so many 
   others I now hear.
<David\bBowie> I guess I must have missed his work 
   before.
<David\bBowie> with a contemporary confrontational 
   spin to them.  They are extremely provacative 
   and unsettling.
<David\bBowie> He's great!
<hj> 28Gilly says:rndo you wear shoes, slippers, 
   socks or do you go barefoot at home?
<David\bBowie> I go all kinds of ways.  Sometimes 
   with both slippers, sometimes with just one.  
   Tonight it'll just be the right slipper.  But 
   three socks!
<hj> 28Alchemy5 says:rnwhere does Micheal Ray 
   Charles show?
<David\bBowie> Just get your favorite search engine 
   and type in Michael Ray Charles.  There's quite 
   a bit of stuff on him.
<David\bBowie> He's had two major shows in New York 
   and created a huge hooha.  Some people very pro 
   his work;  others very anti it.
<hj> 28Picadilly says:rn Can I make a puppet of 
   you"""
<David\bBowie> Well, I imagine that would be 
   alright after all Iman managed to make a husband 
   out of me.
<David\bBowie> And you lot make a fuss of me!
<David\bBowie> Which is lovely.  Big Kiss!
<hj> 28Rick says:rnAre you really in the new 
   'StarWars' movie?
<David\bBowie> Okay.  Who am I playing?
<David\bBowie> If you like, where's the money?!
<RaMOANa> AN EWOK!!! of course
<hj> 28lambugi says:rnDo you do anything for free?
<David\bBowie> Yeah, heh, heh, heh...
<RaMOANa> like?????
<hj> 28"Total Blam Blam" says:r26nyou are playing 
   Smoke baccy
<hj> 28"Total Blam Blam" says:rnSmokebaccy - 
   chewbacca - get it?
<David\bBowie> uh, no, sorry.  could you enlighten 
   me?
<hj> 28Helen2 says:rnDavid, people in the other 
   room want to know what books you are reading at 
   the moment, please answer them as they are 
   bitching up a storm
<David\bBowie> I'm afraid I'm still plowing through 
   the last quarter of Modern Times Modern Places 
   by Peter Conrad (read my review on Barnes & 
   Noble).  It's an extraordinary book.
<David\bBowie> and I happen to love it very very 
   much!
<David\bBowie> You should see what it's got between 
   the covers!
<hj> 28Jenstrdust says:rnDavid, ever read Diamond 
   Nebula?
<David\bBowie> Is that the one where I've got a 
   paragraph or two in?  Should I read it?  Is it 
   any good?