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<hj> 28Bonster1 says:rnyou reviewed a book you 
   didnt finish???
<David\bBowie> This is my second time!
<David\bBowie> But this time I've got my Oxford 
   dictionary with me.
<David\bBowie> Don't you love the Oxford 
   Dictionary?  When I first read it, I thought it 
   was a really really long poem about everything.
<hj> 28Margot says:rni went insane once and thought 
   you were the author of Diamond Nebula - and that 
   you produced alanis morrisette!?
<David\bBowie> Gosh.
<hj> 28sQuacebo says:rnWebsters has a similar 
   storyline
<David\bBowie> Yes I agree, but it doesn't have the 
   cunning and insight of that old fable 
   'everything'.
<David\bBowie> i think the slightly sinister aspect 
   of the Oxford came about because of the nutcase 
   murderer who co-wrote it.
<hj> 28Ysengrin says:rnThe LArousse even got bits 
   in LATIN!!
<RaMOANa> nutcase murderers are your forte'
<David\bBowie> I would have thought it would have 
   been French, wouldn't you?  A bit decorative for 
   my taste.
<hj> 28mugwump says:rnhey db, what do you think of 
   the author John Pilger?
<David\bBowie> Very insightful man.
<David\bBowie> I've always liked his correspondence.
<David\bBowie> Puts it all together in a very 
   perceptive way.
<hj> 28Margot says:rni'll go insane again if you 
   don't answer my question
<David\bBowie> Sorry, Margot, but you seem to have 
   forgotten to put your question in so I'll move 
   on to somebody else.
<hj> 28JillRenee says:rnWalmart is a great store....
<David\bBowie> Get into your bath at once!
<hj> 28Tybalt says:rnglasses?  you?  now?  wearing?
<David\bBowie> My sight as you probably know is 
   20/20.  However, I often wear a pair of glasses 
   to not embarrass my contemporaries into feelings 
   of insecurity.
<RaMOANa> all your contemporaries are like dead, 
  aren't they?
<David\bBowie> Gosh every one, isn't this a long 
   one?  No comments from you Blam Blam.
<RaMOANa> Tell us about the Hunger!
* RaMOANa throws an ankh at DB
<David\bBowie> We'll now be taking five more for a 
   quick ride round the block with a piece of my 
   artwork to have a look at the windows of Gucci!
<hj> 28Alessandra says:rnHow do I obtain "Blam 
   Blam" status?
<David\bBowie> You call that status?  Hah!
<RaMOANa> IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW, IT's WHO YOU BLOW!
<hj> 28Isabel says:rnare you buying anything?
<David\bBowie> I'm sorry love, I'd love to help.  
   But I gave that up along with drinking many 
   years ago.  But thanks for the offer!
<hj> 28Rick says:rnMay I work for you for free?
<David\bBowie> Are there any others like you at 
   home?!
<hj> 28"Total Blam Blam" says:rnDon't make me come 
   over there
<hj> 28Skyler says:rnMay I work for you for money?
<David\bBowie> Don't push your luck!
<hj> 28actionboy says:rnPoland Spring or Evian?
<David\bBowie> Pellegrino.
<hj> 28DeSurd says:rnI will work for cheese
<David\bBowie> That is very funny! LOL!
<RaMOANa> I would wash the sand outta your's and 
  Iman's bum and be your towel girl if I could hang 
  with ya a bit ;)
<RaMOANa> JOKING!
<hj> 28actionboy says:rnLemon or lime?
<David\bBowie> Lime, but no ice.
<RaMOANa> bubbles or bath salts????
<hj> 28JanineGenie says:rnI will work for chocolate
<hj> 28Baal says:rnI would work for cheese, but it 
   would have to be Venezuelan Beever Cheese...
<David\bBowie> This is just getting all too silly!  
   nobody need work at all.  People Power!
<RaMOANa> YAY!
* RaMOANa hands DB a frozen marguerita, no salt
<hj> 28Picadilly says:r19nDo you have any intentions 
   of helping young artists get their start?  
   (which painting do you want?!)
<David\bBowie> It's always a good idea to try and 
   submit your work to BowieNet.  At least it gives 
   it a chance to be seen by nine or ten people.  
   and you will get feedback, I promise you.
<David\bBowie> This is going to be my last answer 
   as it is way past my bath time.  You are a funny 
   and fabby lot!  Never lose your sense of humor.  
   Always eat your crusts and take a clean hanky!  
   Don't forget to grow up now and if it itches, 
   see a doctor.
<David\bBowie> And with this advice, young man, 
   you, too, can go into therapy!
<David\bBowie> So where's that last question?
<RaMOANa> When can you come back and play with 
  us????
<RaMOANa> When can you come back and play with 
  us????
<RaMOANa> When can you come back and play with 
  us????
<hj> 28Margot says:rnHave you ever tried to 
   disabuse anyone of their loopy Bowie beliefs?
<David\bBowie> Yes, but look at this site and see 
   what happens!
<hj> 28corina-pia says:rnSo when will you answer 
   some of the 'pre-sent' questions?
<RaMOANa> When can you come back and play with 
  us????
<David\bBowie> Actually, Corina, I've included 
   quite a few in this chat.  We got several 
   hundred questions so it really is pretty hard to 
   get through everything.  But, hey, there's 
   always next time and it won't be very long.  I 
   know, promises, promises.
<David\bBowie> But I will be back sooner than I was 
   last time.  I'm not sure that makes any sense.  
   What have you done to me?!
<David\bBowie> Good night Earthlings!
<hj> Beautiful!  That's it kids
<RaMOANa> WE love ya - bye bye luv
<hj> Bowie has left the building!
<Electric\bWarrior> nite all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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