The Dirty Socks Are Going To Smell
AKA The Pretty Things Are Going To Hell


Something poo
Stinks this way
Shouldn't wear it anyway
The stench roams
Stinks with might
Add some strong bleach to make them white

It's creeping to the very edge, you know
Creeping to the very edge
Going to wash my laundry this time
Creeping to the very edge

CHORUS
It's still stinking but you don't know why
Stinks like a bitch sometimes I cry
You're still breathing despite the smell
Better hold your breath 'cause the dirty socks are going to smell

It's got mud
Put it in the wagon
It smells something pretty mean
Put it in the wagon
Stinks up high
Perhaps we should add a little lye
I find pockets mostly with mold
I found out it must be real old
I found out it must be real old

Why smell infernal?
Why smell like clams?
Filled with crud and moldy spam?
Smells like piss?
Smells like musk?
Smells like rotten poo?
Ooze like puss?

It's creeping to the very edge, you know
Creeping to the very edge
Going to wash my laundry this time
Creeping to the very edge

It's got mud
Put it in the wagon
It smells something pretty mean
Put it in the wagon
Stinks up high
Perhaps we should add a little lye
I find pockets mostly with mold
I found out it must be real old
I found out it must be real old

REPEAT (4x)
The dirty socks are going to smell
We wore them out but we wore them well

Stinks like a bitch sometimes I cry
You're still breathing despite the smell
Better hold your breath 'cause the dirty socks are going to smell



By the famous and multi-talented Starluck




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