Cletus Lyrics
Baggy Pants
They hang so low
around your knees
that your rear end
can feel the breeze
BAGGY PANTS!!
Pockets so deep
that you can hide
an elephant
with gravy inside
Pant legs so wide
there's room for all
but you won't share
your legspace at all
BAGGY PANTS!!
The old people say
that you're a bunch of locos
but that won't stop you
from wearin' your Jnco's
LoveSong
You're always there for me
in my time of need
set me on the throne
that you made for me
I marvel at your creation
at least once a day
you're the best thing
nothing left to say
WHAT WOULD I DO?
WHERE COULD I GO?
CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF
THANK YOU FOR YOUR GIFT
We've all known you
since we were very young
and it hurts to think
all i've given is dung
You're such a blessing
make me feel like new
Thomas Crapper
Cletus loves you
Run From The Duck
Those feathers
ruffled and brown
that beak makin' that quackin' sound
I must escape from the beast
can i make it in one piece?
RUN FROM THE DUCK!!
I must escape from the beast
can i make it in one piece?
I flee but to no avail
a victim of that feathered tail
Will i live to tell the tale?
Survive to see another day?
I've got a wife and twelve kids
It won't listen to what i say...
Trixter
It's a good part
of this complete breakfast
we all know well
that it's the best
For years and years
it's all he's wanted
but you've denied
and you've taunted
"He's a rabbit"
is your excuse
to refuse him
some Trix and juice
Form cereal clubs
exclude the bunny
you make him cry
you think it's funny
Corrupting kids
with your bigot filth
oughta be ashamed
take away your milk
STINKIN' JERKS!! TRIX ARE FOR RABBITS TOO!!!
Leave him alone
racist brats
hope your underoos are
infested with gnats
Your prejudice
makes me want to
toss my cookies
all over you
You think you're bad
like you're so coo
one day he'll snap
get medieval on you
You asked for it
it's all your fault
better watch out
for the Rabbit Assault
So give him a bowl
give him a box
give him some Trix
cuz Cletus rocks!
Things That Suck
getting junk mail
momma going to jail
the worthless penny
1-800-96-jenny
They'd be cool if they didn't suck
"alternative" bands
and unwashed hands
rude waitresses
lumpy mattresses
They'd be cool if they didn't suck
They'd be cool if they didn't suck
(additional verses)
purple dinosaurs
wearing underwear that isn't yours
a girl named dana
doing the macarena
stepping in dog-doo
karaoke to xanadu
sneezing on your prom date
naming your fishing bait
