It’s the story of a lovely starship
That was carrying eight very Trekkie types
All of them had braids of gold on their shirtsleeves
The Doctor loved to gripe

It’s the story of a space adventure
With all the aliens and spaceships they can find
They uphold their Prime Directive
And sometimes travel time

Then one day when the starship got in trouble
They all knew that it was much more than hunch
That this crew must somehow work together
That’s the way they all became the Trekkie Bunch

The Trekkie Bunch
The Trekkie Bunch
That’s the way they became the Trekkie Bunch!