Ferny, my ex, is a loser. When I was a cochead junkie codependent fuck, I thought he was the best I could do.
He signed on briefly today, and I imed him to see what was going on. The hilarious result is as follows.
KiLLG0d1134: dying
KiLLG0d1134: hungover
Imagiberry: i'm sorry to hear that
Imagiberry: i dont drink anymore
Imagiberry: just smoke
Imagiberry: drugs suck
Imagiberry: hows tampa?
KiLLG0d1134: cold
Imagiberry: awww
Imagiberry: its snowing in buttfuck upstate
Imagiberry: i'm glad to be back in miami
KiLLG0d1134: i thoufght you sed u were in miami
KiLLG0d1134: you oloved mny
KiLLG0d1134: see ur full of shit once again
Imagiberry: i lost my place to live
Imagiberry: i woulda stayed
Imagiberry: but my parents begged me to come home
Imagiberry: i call it buttfuck upstate coz i was living w/3 gay guys lol
KiLLG0d1134:
KiLLG0d1134: so waht ur point
Imagiberry: nothing
Imagiberry: that i'm bored and need a new job
Imagiberry: i lost mine today; they hire me back in jan
Imagiberry: i had my own office ferny
Imagiberry: with a desk big enough for 3 couples to fuck on
KiLLG0d1134: wow
KiLLG0d1134: and yet to tyou thats a big deal
Imagiberry: you dont give a fuck lol
Imagiberry: not really
KiLLG0d1134: no pretty m,uch
Imagiberry: i aint tryin to impress you
KiLLG0d1134: neither am i impressed
Imagiberry: LOL
Imagiberry: you aint changed much
Imagiberry: i have
KiLLG0d1134: i changd for me
KiLLG0d1134: which what i care about
Imagiberry: in that case, i'm happy for you
KiLLG0d1134: yiouhad your chance
KiLLG0d1134: but you cant rust mneso i sed fuck you
KiLLG0d1134: simple as that
Imagiberry: i'm not trying to win you back dear
Imagiberry: i hope you're over that
Imagiberry: you aint all that
KiLLG0d1134: then you wanna cum bak like everything hiws allpeachy
Imagiberry: i was just saying whats up
Imagiberry: my last bf looked better than u and had a better job than you and a college degree
KiLLG0d1134: so
Imagiberry: and a worse drug history and less stable living conditions and 6 kids at the age of 22
Imagiberry: so dont be thinkin u the shit and u overcame so much
KiLLG0d1134: get it straight i no lonfer want you i dont care if you marry manson
KiLLG0d1134: ill still be a better person thatn you
Imagiberry: youre the one who brought it up
Imagiberry: i didnt say anything about wanting you back
Imagiberry: i was just saying hi
Imagiberry: der
Imagiberry: whos getting defensive here
Imagiberry: go ahead and say fuck you and leave
KiLLG0d1134: look bitch
Imagiberry: be the weaker person
Imagiberry: i expect it
KiLLG0d1134: shjut the fuck up
Imagiberry: yep, here we go
Imagiberry: same old ferny
Imagiberry: keep on dreaming babe
Imagiberry: maybe lichi's fat ass will take u back if u keep beggin her
KiLLG0d1134: its ass simple as that , yes the same old ferny that has tue friends that can trust me without having to adk friends wheter or not to trust me, all they want is who i am and im happil;y content you can go to hell, becuz i ve know i m a better person than you
KiLLG0d1134: i control my selkf
KiLLG0d1134: [lets see how long you last this time
KiLLG0d1134: 8-)
Imagiberry: ok mcdonalds boy
Imagiberry: knock yourself out
Imagiberry: you got me real good that time
KiLLG0d1134: if that sthe best you can do well looki t athis way
Imagiberry: no, i just aint tryin
KiLLG0d1134: i still have a job and acreer anbd my ged
Imagiberry: why should i bother
KiLLG0d1134: wtf do yo uhave
KiLLG0d1134: you still love with you momyy and dayy
KiLLG0d1134: so dont give me shit
Imagiberry: i got a diploma and a 2 year degree and a full scholarship and a resume that will have me a new job before thanksgiving
KiLLG0d1134: cuz really wha tyou say
KiLLG0d1134: is jus to mek yo ufeel better
Imagiberry: but that aint nothin
KiLLG0d1134: mcdonalds is asst manager btw
KiLLG0d1134: while you
KiLLG0d1134: out of werk sec
KiLLG0d1134: thats how far youll ever make it inlife thank drive thru
Imagiberry: if you feel the need to compare yourself to me then go ahead
Imagiberry: i aint gonna be makin $8/hr in 2 years
Imagiberry: i have nothing to prove to you
KiLLG0d1134: ooooo
Imagiberry: i just wanted to say hi
Imagiberry: but you're all hungover
Imagiberry: on a weekday for chrissakes
Imagiberry: thats fuckin pathetic
Imagiberry: grow up ferny
KiLLG0d1134: im a slary manger earning 32000 a year
KiLLG0d1134: and
KiLLG0d1134: look at you
KiLLG0d1134: ms fukin charter usa
KiLLG0d1134: fukck off thank you
Imagiberry: hey you never know
Imagiberry: i could be the next jamison
Imagiberry: you fuck off
KiLLG0d1134: fuck off
KiLLG0d1134: stop im ing me
Imagiberry: why
Imagiberry: youre fun to annoy
Imagiberry: like you dont deserve
KiLLG0d1134: CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE CLEARER, YOU ARE A BURDEN TO SOCIETY]
KiLLG0d1134: LEVEM EALONE
Imagiberry: you poor innocent victim
KiLLG0d1134: THANKYOU
Imagiberry: you corporate conglomorate
KiLLG0d1134: ATLEAST I DONTLIVE WITH MY MUMMY
Imagiberry: lol
Imagiberry: its about time
KiLLG0d1134: AND DAMN HAPPY
Imagiberry: yea you sound fuckin happy
Imagiberry: i bear you little to no ill will
Imagiberry: but damn ferny
Imagiberry: you're a miserable fuck
KiLLG0d1134: SO
KiLLG0d1134: IM HPPY THAT WAY
KiLLG0d1134: let it be
Imagiberry: it makes me sad
Imagiberry: coz i still care, in spite of myself
Imagiberry: i aint in love with you by a longshot
Imagiberry: but i still care
KiLLG0d1134: i dont need ur pitty
Imagiberry: i dont pity anybody
KiLLG0d1134: im fine and dandy
Imagiberry: no you aint
KiLLG0d1134: i was never in love with yopu
KiLLG0d1134: you were just a fuk
KiLLG0d1134: and yes i am
Imagiberry: youre a liar
KiLLG0d1134: yes i am
KiLLG0d1134: but you were still just a fuk
Imagiberry: i know'
KiLLG0d1134: consider the te timing
Imagiberry: true
KiLLG0d1134: you got olayed girl
KiLLG0d1134: i invented manipulation
Imagiberry: well duh
Imagiberry: but so did u
KiLLG0d1134: and learnded to use it very well
Imagiberry: us psych majors
Imagiberry: we can be pretty good actersses
Imagiberry: it sucks when we let our guards down
Imagiberry: and feelings get involved
Imagiberry: but life goes on
Imagiberry: i'm medicated rejuvenated and underestimated
Imagiberry: but not for long ;-)
KiLLG0d1134: bye
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KiLLG0d1134: i know im better thatn you simple as that clase fukin sloed
Imagiberry: keep on dreaming
KiLLG0d1134: no you do
KiLLG0d1134: you know wha
KiLLG0d1134: tim gonnna be the bigger man and let you win, cuz i know im fight
KiLLG0d1134: later
KiLLG0d1134: dotn talk to me nymore
KiLLG0d1134: thakn you
Imagiberry: no thank you
Imagiberry: i dont need your permission to end a discussion
KiLLG0d1134: how about thiws
Imagiberry: you can stop listening to me whenever you want to
KiLLG0d1134 signed off at 12:06:12 PM.
