I was kinda with this guy Bill, who was jealous of the young "Don Juan" who stole me away from him. I don't talk to Bill anymore, but I still talk to Ferny.

As much of a pain in my ass as he is, I'm kinda stuck with him. He's not very loyal or very loving; he's insensitive and cruel; he's not particularly talented or concerned...but...he's intelligent...he's a good lay...considering the circumstances he's been handed in life, I suppose he's done well with himself.

Anyways, he wanted to make a webpage, so I showed him mine, and I think the whole bit about "This dumbass I used to fuck" next to his pic kinda hurt his feelings...so I'm writing all this instead. So here you go ya little twerp...you're a selfish little prick, but you're still my friend, this one's for you.