The dancing baby is the devil reincarnate. He is the demon devil dancing baby! He comes with a curse. This kid will slow your email, prevent you from connecting to the web, and generally tie up the internet into such a knot, even Bill Gates won't be able to get a foot in the door.
Take a hint from Webster, people. Get rid of the kid before it's too late. If you must decorate cyberspace with babies, go for cute little babies doing adorable little baby things, like crawling and kissing and cooing. Stay away from the Patrick Swayze wannabe.
