"Hi, I'm *N Sync," "and we're Brittney Spears..."

If you watched MTV News 1515, last Friday, January 22, then you know that Brittney Spears was on it...and like ten seconds of N Sync. But hey, I'm not complaining- ten seconds is worth recording, right? Well I know that a lot of N Sync humor pages out there aren't much Brittney fans. I'm not much of a fan myself, but I do like the "...Baby one more time" song. I can't say that I hate her but I can't say that I like her either. But here's a few things from MTV News 1515 concerning Brittney that I wanted to make fun of.

* Brittney's mom: "She sang all the time to the point that it would be annoying." Annoying? Yeah, I'd say that's about right.
* Brittney on Star Search: I swear she would've popped a vein in that scene. And I couldn't help but notice the constipation either. Good Lordy, child!
Ewww, how ugly is that!? Even if I were a Brittney teenybopper, I sure as hell wouldn't find myself singing her song out on the street! Spare yourselves the humiliaton, people!
Oh you know that I'm just lovin' that slutty look she's sportin'. Yeah, the pink see through shirt and visible bra is always a must!
* Wow! Girl can really put on a show (I smell sarcasm!)! She really makes you look forward to seeing her in concert, now does she? Shoot, who needs N Sync!? I've got some out of tune, microphone stuck up my @$$ quality singing, bebeh!
Brittney's older brother: "You wonder what the big deal is."
Hey, you and me both buddy.
* John Norris: "Do you have any other favorite singers besides your sister?"
Brittney's lil sister: "Ummmm...N Sync."
How convenient! They were just about to mention them.
You know, I have to say that I'm gaining more and more respect for Chris everyday.
Chris: "Do you wanna the truth? Or do you wanna hear what Brittney wants us to say?"
The loads of sarcasm made me LMAO!
* Brittney singing: "Hit meSQUEAL baby one more time."
She just pulled a Justin! You know- sqealin' at every possible note when you sing!
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