We have secretly acquired this secret spy photo of a Pakistani nuclear testing facility somewhere near an airport in Pakistan. Now that they have proven their ability to detonate a nuclear weapon, they are feverishly using their expertise to develop an effective launch vehicle for their weapons of mass destruction. They have clearly chosen to forego using complicated and expensive ballistic missles in favor of a technology with which they have a great deal of familiarity.
If you examine the photo closely, you will see technicians checking special bomb fittings in the front of a launch vehicle.
While it is still a rumor, International authorities now believe that they may launch a nuclear attack from a chain of convenience stores. Watch this site for further developments in the India/Pakistani arms race.
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