Dumbass Test
This is a test. This is a dumbass test. This test is to see wether or not you're are a dumbass. Here's how the test works (for those dumbasses who can't figure it out for themselves). You read the question, then pick A, B, or C. Duh.
1)How often do you trip over various things?
A) Never. I'm very coordinated.
B) Quite often. Damn those walls and chairs!
C) Every now and then.
2)How do you spell supercalifragilisticexpealidoshis?
A)s-u-p-e-r-c-a-l-i-f-r-a-g-i-l-i-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-e-a-l-i-d-o-s-h-i-s
B)What? Me? Spell? NEVER!!
C)I don't need to spell it. It's already spelled for me.
3)You see a pile of trash as you're riding down the road. There is some long peices of styrofoam positioned like a ramp. You know it can't support you. You:
A) Ride by it.
B) Try to ride over it. Hey it might be fun!
C) Challenge your friend to jump it.
4)Do you consider this test, so far, to be difficult?
A)No
B)This is a test?
C)Yes
5)This is the end of the test, did you do well?
A)Yes
B)This is a test?
C)No
6)Did you actually think that the Dumbass test is only going to have 5 questions?
A)Yes
B)This is a test?
C)ummmmm...
7)Have you ever tripped over air?
A)No
B)Yes
C)Yes, I've tripped over my friends head.
8)if so how many times?
A)none, it's not possible to trip over air
B)a lot
C)once or twice
9)Do you consider blowing mailboxes sky high a form of entertainment?
A)No
B)What's a mailbox?
C)Yes
10)Ok, the creators of this test can't think of anymore questions, so you have reached the end of this test(honestly). Do you have any questions?
A)No
B)wait a minute, let me think
C)Yes
If so that's great, but to bad.
Ok now look at your test paper if you have:
mostly A's then get your smart, genius ass off this site!
mostly B's You go Dumbass! Dumbass Power!!
mostly C's than you got some work to do but I'm sure you'll make a good dumbass
Oh and thanks for the help on this Hayley and Jenna. If it wasnt for them then I would only have three questions on here.
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