Blink 182 = Funny guys. Repetitive music.
Will & Grace = Should be called Will & Grace & Karen & Jack
Larger Than Life video = Technically retarded.
Limp Bizkit = Angry white guys who didn't get their props.
Eminem = Angry white guy who didn't get his props.
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? = Who doesn't?
Critics = Old people.
The Patriot = Braveheart, in America.
Crazy Town = LFO meets Limp Bizkit.
Lou Pearlman = 10 words? Unscrupulous, greedy businessman with a degree in exploitation.
One Hit Wonders = What the Backstreet Boys should have been.
Hanson = We like them even more this time around.
Baha Men "Who Let the Dogs Out" = If we told you we did, will you stop asking?
Britney Spears = Oops nothing! Girl, rock on with yo bad self!
O'Town = Did any of them actually READ the contract? (see Lou Pearlman above)
