++ Joey tells his mom that he loves her. She still makes him take the garbage out though.

++ Joey claims he doesn't play like a girl. um, yeah.

++ Ha. Joey has the worst gas. We all sooo didn't need to know that.

++ The mushroom joke. If you haven't heard it, it's a great opener.

++ Joey explains why you (they) should never lie.

++ Joey tells about the first time they heard their song on the radio.

++ Joey asks the guys if they laugh at his jokes, or just take pity on him.

++ Lance was sleeping and Joey woke him up.