“Dare…” I knew she would say that…all the more fun for me.
“I dare you to hide Nick's Nintendo and play "hot/cold" while he searches. While he is doing that you have to pinch his butt and take a picture of his reaction.”
“Gladly…you know I would always be willing to pinch Nick’s ass.”
“Sadly I know…now lets get into that room…” Calling the front desk, we said that we had been locked out of our room and was calling from a friend’s Phone. That was almost to easy…hehe,
Rummaging around in his room we hid the Nintendo and made sure we could hear if Nick started searching. Watching TV we made fun of the stupid soap operas, what can you do we’re 15 and 14.
“Truth or dare?” Laura asked lazily.
“Truth”
“Sissy, Anycrap what do you really think about Aaron, you know you like him.”
“He’s an egotistical jerk, with no personality with a great ass…”
“So you do like him!”
“Nope, I like the ass.”
“Hey, now we only have to get you to like the person.”
“Fat chance, almost as fat as Jennifer Lopez’s ass.”
“Sorry hunny, I don’t think his ass is that big.”
“Okay so anyway…Truth or Dare?” We continued on like that until we heard Nick scream.
“He found it…Okay no feet running from Brian’s room, is it safe to go play with the poor boys mind?” Laura asked as we slipped off the beds.
“Hello Nick, Missing something?” I asked sarcastically, holding a camera behind my back.
“Yeah, you know where my N64 is?” He asked like it was the most important thing in the world to him, it probably is too.
“Why would we know, we don’t have a key to your room.” Well at least we didn’t anymore…
Nick started to search for the machine.
“Freezing.” Laura stated when Nick was looking on the opposite side of where we both hid it. Nick walked past us and Laura reached out and pinched his ass, and I caught his reaction on film…he finally found it, he pushed the two of us, we were laughing our heads off and making rude comments finally pissed him off, oops.
Running into AJ’s room we grabbed the phone that was sitting on the side table. Throwing it in his suitcase we ran out of the room, laughing our heads off. Finally we heard AJ walk into his room. It was time to begin. Grabbing the phone I dialed his number, again and again I dialed it, just to see what would happen. Finally after 10 times of doing that, I gave up, it was boring.
Running to my bag, I grabbed my suit and ran into the bathroom, hoping Laura would catch my drift. She did, and by the time I was out she was opening the door, we ran down the hall yelling. I guess that brought the attention of Alex, hee hee, he saw us just as the elevator doors closed.
Running to the pool we laughed on how stupid boys were.
“So truth or dare?” Laura asked.
“We still doing that?”
“Damn right, now answer the question.”
“Hey Laura, my little buddy has something to say.”
“You little buddy, Dawn, is there something you’re not telling me?”
“Funny…no. “ I gave he the finger. ”My little buddy had something to say: Fuck off.”
“Hehe, now again Truth or Dare?”
“Dare.”
“Finally you sissy. I dare you to tell AJ McDonald's is going out of business...he has 15 minutes to get the last Quarter Pounder and whisper to AJ "I know what you did and she wasn't 18.”
“Fun, should I go now?”
“Yup.”
“Hehe, I am so evil to my older brother.” Walking upstairs I saw Brian. I studied his face REALLY closely and finally he asked me "What?" I said...."Nothin’" and walked away.
Laughing I knocked on Alex’s door. “What?” he asked as he opened it. “McDonald's is going out of business...you have 15 minutes to get the last Quarter Pounder.” I stated.
A look of worry crossed his face… are you sure? I stood next to hive, sporting Carter’s famous puppy eyes. Leaning next to his ear as if to kiss his cheek I whispered, “I know what you did and she wasn't 18.” That caught him off guard…when he finally registered what I said, both of us where in our room, with the door locked.
Unfortunately all things have to come to and end, and Laura had to go home, so I was stuck with males…all around me 24/7. To make things worse for me, I was rooming with Aaron, will someone shoot that jerk…or me.
I was a woken by a loud yell from the front of the bus. “What the hell?” I sat up quickly hitting my head. Rubbing my head I walked up to the front of the bus and saw Aaron Trying to open the door.
“It’s lock from the outside Dorkass.” I pointed out.
“And how would you know whore?”
“The fact that the little sign says locked and you haven’t unlocked it and this little note: Sunshine and Aaron: We left, you were both asleep so we asked Conrad to lock the bus, we’ll be back by 3:00. Don’t kill each other, we are having MTV come and what it’s like, we really don’t need the blood on the walls…KEV.” I read off.
“Okay…you’re still a hoe,”
“And you’re still an egotistical pervert.”
“Congratulations, you are using big words!”
“Fuck off you prick,” I said as I walked into the mini bathroom on the bus. Doing the normal morning routine until I saw a razor sitting out on the counter. Twirling it around in my hand I thought about what I was going to do. Just then Aaron banged on the door, ignoring him, I assumed that the door was locked, I began to put the shape blade back to where it was supposed to go when Aaron opened the door, so much for it being locked.
He startled me and I lost grip on the razor, It fell and sliced my lower arm. It produced a thin red line at first, until it started to bleed. Air-boy, suits him perfectly, he just stood their, open-mouthed not moving to help me at all.
Raising my hand so it was above my head I headed into kitchen/linen closet area and grabbed a towel. I hadn’t realized whose it was until Aaron pointed it out.
“And you had to used mine didn’t you.” I looked down; the towel was in fact his.
“Well it was either this or spreading blood all around the bus. I think Kev said something about no blood on the walls. Now please go into the bathroom and get the first aid kit. Also, if you feel queasy at the sight of blood, go into the bathroom and give yourself a swirly. And if you tell AJ what I was doing, I will tell Nick that you have been taking AJ’s cigarettes and using them.” He can back shortly with the kit and left.
As I was bandaging my cut I heard the toilet flush several times, ignoring it I cleaned and tied it, hoping it would stay. About two minutes later Aaron came back with his hair wet.
“What the hell did you just do?”
“I gave myself a few swirlies.”
“I will never get the male race.”
“That’s the whole point.”
“Okay whatever…I say we clean this place up. The only thing…we don’t touch underwear, or anything that you don’t see under their cloths.”
“I don’t wanna…”
“But if we clean up, we can leave their boxers in the open…”
“Good point where is the broom?” After an hour of cleaning the place…you could see the floor. When we heard the door unlocked both of us was changed and playing spit, and I was beating his ass.
“Okay...you two we are coming in…please refrain from hurting each other on camera or splashing blood around!” Brian called as we played our card game, waiting for what the Guys would say.
They all walked in, the camera following them. All of them shook their heads, trying to figure out why the two of us weren’t dead. Never mind the fact that I had a white bandage on my lower arm…men.
“What happened to your arm?” Kevin asked, finally intelligent life.
“Yeah what happened?” AJ piped up.
“Um...I was shaving and Aaron startled me, making me lose grip of the razor and it cut me. Don’t worry, I know first aid. I cleaned it and bandaged it.” I covered up. When Aaron opened his mouth I kicked him.
‘Okay…anyway, this is our living area…which is clean…Nick did you know we had a floor?” Brian asked.
I watched as this went on for a few minutes. I beckoned for Aaron to follow me. I sneaked behind Alex and I was right in back of him, the camera facing me.
“Shh! I’m hunting jackasses, and I found a lot of them…This is their natural habitat. Now I have been living with them for-“ That is when AJ covered my mouth and pushed me into my bunk. Meanwhile Aaron continued my little speech, good for him…I guess him stopping myself from committing suicide was a sign from god showing me what a good friend I would be losing.
“I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…dun, dun, dun…” I started singing, Aaron caught on too…this was one way to really annoy people.
“I’ll give you a twenty if you shut up!” Howie yelled.
“I’ll give you 50!” Brian said…seventy bucks…let see if I have any other offers…nope. Well 70 isn’t that bad. I shut up and went over to Brian and Howie collecting my hard-earned money.
