Chapter 3

Nick got out of the shower and yelled as he saw Leslie, BJ, Angel,
and his mom standing and licking their lips, giggling at the sight of Nick's chest.

"You guys need to chill out, we're related, it would never work
unless we were on Jerry Springer," he said pushing them out.
He changed and opened the door to see Leslie sucking on a
Popsicle as Nick looked in disgust.

"Nicky! I made your favorite! Actually, I forgot what your favorite
was so I made bacon, eggs, toast, pancakes, muffins, waffles, french
toast, cereal, fruit salad, biscuits, and a glass of milk," Jane said as Nick
looked at the feast.

"How long did it take you to make this?" Nick asked as he dug in.

"Since 3 this morning," Jane said sitting down in the chair next to
her son and feeling up his thigh. "Anything for my growing baby boy."

"SICK!" Nick whined as Jane squeezed his manly bits tight. "AHH!"
Nick screamed leaping up and running out the door.

"Hi big…strong brother," BJ said looking at him in her bikini.

"BJ it's 8 in the morning, you have school, get out of that,"
Nick said walking over to his car in a fast pace.

"I wanted to ask you a question," BJ said as Nick sat down in the driver's seat.

"What?"

"Are my breasts too small?" She asked showing her chest as
Nick's jaw dropped, almost vomiting as he drove off to Melanie's house.

"Oh Rick! You came!" Melanie said walking gracefully to his car,
again as before hitting her head on the windows.

"You okay?" Nick asked putting on her seatbelt for her.

"Did I ever tell you that your blonde hair reminds me of my
dog Rocks?" She asked as he drove off.

"Is that a good thing?" He then realized who he
was talking to…it was a very good thing.

"And your blue eyes are like Brad Pitt's in Interview With
A Vampire," she said as he nodded.

"And your shirt is like when I blow my nose on a Kleenex, it's green and
weird looking but beautiful because it's in…you," she said as Nick held in his laughter.

"Oh really? How about my car?" Nick asked curiously.

"It's red, like those red things in your mouth that have those bumps…" she thought puzzled.

"Your tongue?" Nick asked.

"Yeah! It's a tongue!" She said clapping happily. She took the stick
shift and put it on park, grabbing Nick and dropping him on the floor of his
car. "For some reason, you…your dorkiness is so sexy," she said lowering
her face as Nick started sweating in nervousness. "Oh it's big," she said as they looked down.

"You're holding the stick shift," Nick said in laughter. "We should get
to school, we're late," he said starting up the car and taking off to school.

"Bye Ricky, I'll save you a seat next to me at lunch," she said kissing him softly.

"Um…yeah," he said shaking his head. He hopped out of the car as
girl's followed him.

"He's got the cutest ass," one girl said behind him.

"His hair shines like the sun man," the hippie chick said.

"I gave him a B last semester, he's so intelligent," Nick's teacher said as Nick's
face crinkled in disgust.

"Yo Nick! Over here!" A.J. called as Nick walked over with his group
of fans. "Bro they stick to you like a magnet…oh Nick take me away!"
A.J. said holding Nick's hand as Nick smacked him.

"Shut up, you're just jealous I got some and you don't, watch this," Nick
said turning to the girl behind him. "Kiss me." She jammed her tongue
down his throat as she kissed him. "See?"

"Whatever, I'm too good for high school chicks anyways, I just
stare," A.J. said as the girls rolled their eyes.

"Nick is so sweet, and you're well…not," one said as A.J. shrugged.

"He's got you whipped," A.J. said walking away.

"Technically, I do," Nick said rubbing his chin in thought…

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