SIDESHOW: SO who had better songs, "The Brady Bunch" ot 'The Partridge Family?"
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By the way... if this interview seems a bit old,it is. This took place in June of 1995 at Mark's mom's house inbetween watching snowboard videos. This was the very day the band decided what number to add to their name to differentiate them from the lame-ass European band Blink. By the way, Fuck those guys.Interview from Sideshow Rockzine w/ Mark and Scott of Blink182
MARK: Woah-ho!!!
SCOTT: I heard that one.
MARK: No,actually,well we like cats I guess and "Alice and wonderland," you know,the Cheshire Cat, and there was this person who came around- you know those people that come to your work they bring in books or calendars or whatever and they leave them there,and if you want to buy them the guy comes back in a few days and you have to pay for them if you want to keep it? Well, they came in and Tom ripped out a bunch of pictures of the stuff amd we just used that.
SIDESHOW: Fucking theif!
MARK: Yeah, well you know...
SIDESHOW: So since you guys are really young, do you think you'll ever be in the position to fend off Michael Jackson's advances?
MARK: I wouldn't fend off Michael Jackson's advances!
SCOTT: No, I wouldn't either.
SIDESHOW:Which girl from "The Facts of Life" did you want to sleep with the most?
MARK: Blaire, I had the biggest crush om Blaire for the longest time...she was so rad!She had nice, big breastisis and she was blonde and I don't know... what about you Scott?I think you were into Tootie.
SCOTT:No, Blaire actually, I'll have to go with that one too.I didn't really watch that show much, but now that I think about it, it would have to be Blaire.
SIDESHOW: Who would win in a fight, Tootie or Natalie?
MARK: Who would win in a fight? Oh Natalie would kick her ass!
SIDESHOW:Do you think Natalie would kick Tootie's ass?
Mark:Oh fully, Tootie's small and regular,and Natalie's the monster. She could kick MY ass!
SIDESHOW:Do you remember who lost thier virginity first on "The Facts of Life"?
MARK:No.
SIDESHOW:It was Natalie.
Mark:Ohh,that little slut!
SIDESHOW:Who's the coolest midget, Webster or Arnorld Jackson?
MARK:Arnold Jackson by far, he was a role model for me.
SCOTT:He's got more soul.
MARK: He definately has more soul than Webster.
SIDESHOW: Do you thiink Papa smurf was a pedaphile?
Marl:(laughing) I think Papa Smurf was actually getting it from Smurfette because if you think about it...
SIDESHOW:She was the only girl.
SCOTT:She was with everybody, even the kid smurfs.
MARK: I think Gargamel was the real stud of the show.
SIDESHOW: (laughing) He was trying to capture them to have sex with them, he didn't really want to eat them.But what I want to know is how come there were no women?Life if there was a Papa Smurf and all these other smurfs, where was mama smurf?There was a granpa, but there where was grandma?There were no women how were the smurfs born.
MARK:The reason there's no women is because there's been a plot in this country to keep the women down!To let kids know that women aren't important in today's society.They had one token woman in the whole show!
SIDESHOW:P.S., who's hair was dark,and she was evil, so they had to change her hair color to blonde to make her good.Need I say more?
MARK:Well,sure!
SIDESHOW:All our questions here are about sex.
MARK:That's ok all our answers will be about sex anyway.
SIDESHOW:If Mr Roer never fucked Mrs.Roper,where was he getting sex from?
SCOTT:The cat.
SIDESHOW: There is no cat on "Three's Company."
MARK:I think it was true Jack was gay, and I think that there was tension between Mr.Roper and Jack.Jack was gay,and Mr.Roper was gay,but it was a time when it wasn1t acceptable for gays to come out of the closet and so, that1s why there was so much tension between the two.
SIDESHOW: I totally agree! Jack pretended he was pretending! He was just trying to come up with an excuse to live his lifestyle and then he was like oh well,I'm pretending, people will think I'm pretending but really. it1s true!
MARK: He was only pretending because he didn1t want to come in terms with his own sexuality.
SIDESHOW: Exactly. and that was the only way for him to do it.
SIDESHOW: If you Darren Stephens on Bewitched, how many times would Samantha's mother have to turn you into an animal before you fucking murdered her?
MARK:Once! I wouldn't put up with that bitch at all.No way!
SIDESHOW: He never did one thing to retailiate.
SCOTT: She's a witch, what are you gonna do?
SIDESHOW: But can you kill a witch?I mean..... stake though the heart?
MARK: I'd burn her.I'd sneak in while she was sleeping,tie her to the matress. Pour some gasoline on her, and light the whole fucker up.
SIDESHOW: There you go! and you'd never have to be humilliated in front of anyone again.
SCOTT: Maybe he liked being an animal.Maybe he was into the bestality a little bit there.
SIDESHOW; Have you ever beem temped to out on a pair of Depends and shit in a place?
MARK: (laughing) No, but there is interesting story about Tom our guitarist, and since he1s not here I'm going to unload the story.We were leaving to go out on a short four day mini tour thing, and when we left, Tom tried to fart, and ended up actually crapping in his pants... to the point where he actuallly needed to change his pants. So he ran to the bathroom of the place we were inside and it was all filled up so he got into his truck and he drove off in a big hurry to go find somewhere that he could actually get out of his underwear.
SIDESHOW: You let him sit his shit-stained ass in your car?
MARK: It wasn't my car it was his car.
SCOTT: And actually later that night he wore Mark's underwear and got a rash.
MARK: Yeah he didn1t have any other underwear so he borrowed mine and somehow he got a rash.I don't know how that works!
SIDESHOW: Ok, since you guys always talk about shiting and farting, I want to talk to you about farting at school.Now, what was your best technique of preventing flatulence during class?
MARK: I never prevented flarulence during class. If I had fart in school,I would just let it all go, and you know... I just got suspended for a couple of days one time
SIDESHOW:You got suspended!?
MARK: No no!I was just joking I have no problem farting anywhere.In a high school I didn't care either.
SIDESHOW: That's brillant.
MARK: How about you Scott?
SCOTT: I never had a problem like that,I guess I'm just not normal.
MARK: Scott was born without a butt-hole,so it's relly not a problem for him.
SIDESHOW: Ok, how has Simon Le Ben influenced your lives?
MARK: Not at all,not even a little bit, I hate that guy and I hate his band.
SCOTT: I don't know who that is.
MARK: That guy from Duran Duran Duran Duran.
SCOTT: Duran Duran?
MARK: All the Duran Duran songs bring back these horible Jr.High school memories of dances where they were playing Duran Duran, and you know, what you do after a Jr.High dance,but go home and masturbate while "Hungry Like a Wolf" was in your head.
SIDESHOW:Do you think all the models on "The Price is Right" have to fuck Bob Barker to get the job?
Mark: If I were Bob Barker, I'd demand that all the models on the show fuck me to get the job.I do that in my everyday life, like you know. we live on San Diego so there's a lot of migrant workers that come in...
SIDESHOW: If you want to work on my house you have to fuck me baby.That's what you do?
MARK: Yeah, sure.
SIDESHOW: Who's more punk, Twisted Sister or Blink?
MARK: Ahh, I'd have to say Twisted Sister by far, I mean they were wearing make-up and you know, running around and swingin punches and, they're way more punk than we are.
SIDESHOW: Was Dee Sneider ever the king of your world?I don't know if you knew this,but he proclaimed himself king of the world in like 1984.
MARK: I was unaware of that, I mean, if he's the king you gotta honor the guy.
SCOTT: I thought Elvis was the king?
SIDESHOW: No, See Sneider is the king, I think they're making a Dee Sneider stamp, actually.
SCOTT: (laughing) the young one or the old one?
MARK: Dee Sneider is in a "Where Is He Now?" category, I think.
SIDESHOW: He's in widowmakeker. You didn't hear about the Widowmaker? He sends out press photos of himself naked and wet with a snake around his neck.
MARK: Yeah, I do that too,I thought I was the originator though, that kinda sucks.
SCOTT: 'The Partridge Family" played their own instruments ans that's very important, I think.
SIDESHOW: Good point,but they really only have one catchy song which is " I think I Love You."
SCOTT: True.
SIDESHOW: I mean think of the Bradeys...
MARK: Don't make me think of the Bradeys.I never really watched either of those shows.I don't know that the Bradeys sang.
SIDESHOW: YOu didn't know the Bradeys sang? They broke their parent's silver plater, so then they had to raise money to get a new one ....
SCOTT:(singing) 'When it's time to change..."
SIDESHOW: Right!
MARK: I have no idea what your talking about.
SIDESHOW:Are you bigger fans of David Hasselhoff's acting ot his music?
MARK: Acting?
SCOTT: I like his stage presence, he's very good on stage.
MARK: I1d have to say his acting. You've got to envy the guy though because he's on "Baywatch," I mean "Baywatch" is a good show that really shows what America is all about!