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They were selling transparent green alien drink cups that they didn't have a year ago when we were there last. And who knows WHAT they filled those things up with!
Also, after my youngest son drank one, he was in the bathroom I don't know how many times that day... makes me wonder what the urinals are.
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It's my guess that the aliens are plotting to take over the Earth, starting with the Florida tourist industry, a horrifically brilliant strategy.
I wish MY people had thought of it...
THE THREAT SPREADS...
AN EVER-VIGILANT SITE VISITOR SENDS THIS NEW SIGHTING PHOTO!
You can buy souvenir T-shirts with a picture of little alien kids.
Scary...
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There was a UFO hovering over the park in broad daylight, siphoning off our precious water supply through a giant pipe stuck in the ground.
They have some WEIRD freakin' plants in that place!
One of their printed logos says: "Cypress Gardens - the most beautiful spot on Earth".
Why would they point that out?
Cypress Gardens is strategically located to observe Space Shuttle launches. Not too close, but not too far.
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They have those "girls" done up in Southern belle dresses who sit out on the lawn waving, far enough away that you won't be able to see that they're aliens in human disguises.
I ordered an iced tea from a concession stand, and there was no sugar in it. Only aliens would ignore that little aspect of Southern hospitality.
And speaking of concession stands, another one vibrated when you touched a window frame. Only alien technology behaves like this.
There were no houseflies around the outside dining areas - only DRAGONFLIES.
They keep butterflies secured in a climate-controlled enclosure, much as a spaceship would have.
We saw one solar power collector sticking out of a topiary display - ONE solar power collector - to run the whole park?!? Must be alien technology.
And speaking of topiary: in the middle of a Florida drought, the plant life looked great. Only alien horticulture could pull this off.
Why are aliens so interested in plants? Is it because the word 'plant' is a lot like the word 'planet'?
They have "people" performing feats of superhuman strength on the water in the guise of a "ski show"!
They had a "person" on a hang glider that came in during the "ski show" and landed on the shore right where "it" wanted to be... I don't know about you, but I couldn't do that.
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There was a "reptile show" where they displayed a giant, hideous, lemon-colored alien snake that they claimed had a 'skin pigmentation defect', but I don't buy it for a second. 'Banana Boy', indeed.
There was a lot of country music there. This makes sense, since UFO's only land out in the middle of nowhere, and this is the only kind of music they'd be able to pick up.
Most of the employees didn't smile, and those that did HAD to be captured humans under alien control.
There are places in the park marked 'EMPLOYEES ONLY' where visitors were not allowed to go.
I'll bet.
There are attendant booths with windows that you couldn't see into, but you could see out of.
The thought kinda makes the hair stand up on the back of your neck...
They have a 'kiddie ride' that takes children up into the air, but wouldn't bring them back down very fast; AND, they had a 'merry-go-round' that quite obviously mimicked the spinning of a flying saucer.
They have weird pieces of sculpture in amongst the topiary gardens. Who knows WHAT the heck they signify.
We found storage areas housing what appeared to be an army of robots.
We found a discarded space helmet in some bushes. My wife insisted that it was a trash can lid, but it was different in design from all the other trash can lids we saw all throughout the park.
The whole area around Winter Haven is dotted with lakes - or are they water-filled craters, hmmmm?
The park closes at 5:30PM, well before dark during this time of the year (spring). Interesting...
CONCLUSION:
NEWS FLASH!
The green plastic alien cups have just been spotted in a Wal-Mart store in Pinellas County, FL!
Thanks to Greg Wardlow for believing!
