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This is a historic day for the cult of the dissolving nugget. I have big plans for the cult, and the page. I'd appreciate some input on what to include as i update it so please e-mail me .

We, the willing, lead by the incompetent have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little we are now certified to do anything with nothing.

I see great things in the future of the cult. But you may ask, "What is the point?" "What is the point of us all subscribing to your radical ideas and obeying your every whim?" Well i should slap you. Have i not been good to you all? Have I not shown you the way? And those of you not fortunate enough to see this are the true losers, but not for long. I shall reveal the purpose of life, the cult, and your very existance. This is to irraticate the masses. Yes, i understand what i preach to you, I am saying that the common man has no right to be part of our society at all. I understand that this will never come about (within my lifetime), but until then we can stalk those that oppose our radical views! I urge you to become a fellow member of the cult, the only requirements... well i'll make them up as i go along. To the few elites that have been with me all along, I commend you and have the top seated positions reserved for you.

I have not yet begun to create my empire, so check back often.

Everybody's best friend,

joe stalin-master of the cult of the dissolving nugget

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