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Hi I’m Joe, master of the cult of the dissolving nugget, and I have an offer you can’t refuse. On behalf of the members, I am offering a once in a lifetime deal; YOU can now join the cult. What was once only open to the privileged few is now open to a few more of the privileged few. All you must do is prove yourself through interpretive dance, body painting, or just giving me your e-mail address. With the cult you get many benefits:
1. A cult name- (send list of personal interests then I’ll trash them and name you whatever I feel is appropriate)
2. A sense of belonging
3. A sense of self worth
4. A social group
5. Social Acceptance
6. A membership card
7. Personalized stationary
8. A weekly newsletter written by the cult master
9. A higher self esteem
10. Discounts at certain retail stores
11. Access to member only functions
12. A cult T-shirt
13. A gelatin mold with pineapple chunks
Now that you see all the great things that come out of joining the cult, who could resist? Merely send your name, your e-mail address, maybe some money, some useful info, and a requested cult name. I’ll send you a membership name and number, and then you’ll be on your way to acceptance.
Everybody's best friend,
joe stalin- master of the cult of the dissolving nugget
dissolvingnugget@hotmail.com
