1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Timothy
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It-Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Dogs Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. How to Dress Sexy for Grownups
30. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
31. Bi-Curious George
32. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
33. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

The idea of bad children's books originates from a top ten from Late Night with David Letterman that can be found in the first book of top ten he published. Some of the above are from that list. Since then the thing has become an entity all its own. Also above are book titles from emails I have received from a few people. If you know any others please send them in.

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