* You comment, while watching a sunset, that the image would be enhanced with 10% more magenta and a higher resolution.
* When someone tells you about a great new program and you're very disappointed to find that it's on TV.
* If while driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses.
* When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service @ Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.
* When you start using phrases like: Hungry.must-eat.food.now@home.com.
* If you call in sick because you found a great new Website.
* If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart.
* If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours.
* If your net provider suggests you try a competitor, because you're exceeding 300 hours a month connect time.
* If on the way home from work, you use your portable and cellular phone in your car, to reprogram a Tomahawk missile, in flight, and redirect it to take out the joker in the Cadillac who cut you off.
* When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
* If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car windowF