Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking minding my own business when a beautiful womanrode
up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and
said,"Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Goodchoice;
The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress,
because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said,"I like
both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress,they
will each assume you are spending time with the other, and you can go
to the plant and get some work done."
Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and CivilEngineers?
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is
half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Four Engineers a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, anelectrical
engineer and a computer engineer were traveling in a car when,suddenly,
the car stopped.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down
the engine before we can get the car working again" said the mechanical engineer.
"Well," said the chemical engineer, " it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clean out the fuel system."
"I think it might be a grounding problem," said the electrical
engineer," or maybe a faulty plug wire."
All three turned to the computer engineer who had said nothing.
"Well, what do you think?" they asked.
He replied, "Well, perhaps if
we all get out of the car and get back in again ..."
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