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VOTING FOR DUMMIES

Presidential Election Ballot 2000

Specifically designed for Residents of Palm Beach County, Florida



Check the box BENEATH (i.e. below, underneath, at the bottom of) the picture of the candidate who you want to be the next President of the United States. (Please check the AL GORE box only)


George W. Bush
Al Gore
Pat Buchanan






You have chosen George W. Bush. Are you sure you want to vote for George W. Bush?

______ Yes

______ No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)
You have chosen Al Gore. Great job. Your ability to understand complex voting ballots is a tribute to the national education system. You have chosen Pat Buchanan. This candidate is NOT Al Gore. Are you sure you want to vote for Pat Buchanan?

______ Yes

______ No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)
If you checked "Yes" above, do you realize that George W. Bush is NOT Al Gore?

______ Yes

______ No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)
Do you wish to cast a second vote for Al Gore?

______ Yes

______ Yes
If you checked "Yes" above, do you realize that you are throwing your vote away?

______ Yes

______ No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)
You really meant Al Gore, Didn't you?

______ Yes

______ Yes, of course
How about a third?

______ Yes

______ Yes, definitely
If you checked "Yes" above - you can't be serious, so we will automatically change your vote to Al Gore - we know that's what you meant.



Referendum Vote:
Should all votes cast in this election be recast in favor of Al Gore?

______ Yes

______ I'm confused

Opinion Survey:
Do you think that the residents of West Palm Beach County, Florida have enough common sense to elect a President of the United States?

______ No

______ Huh?