You Know You Have J/C On The Brain When...

1. Your main goal in life is to buy a piece of land and build a log cabin.

2. You have had more than five dreams about the pair

3. You turn everyone in your immediate family into J/Cers (yes, even my three-year-old...).

4. You have watched "Coda" in slow-mo more than once.

5. You think that every love song, heartbreak song, and best friend song has been written for Kathryn and Chakotay

6. You have an incredible urge to grow a tomato garden, but the seed retailer doesn't sell the Talaxian variety.

7. You have seriously considered naming your next child Kate, Kathryn, or Robert.

8. You like every movie you have ever seen Kate Mulgrew or Robert Beltran in ("Night Of The Comet," anyone?)

9. You rented "Bugsy" just to see Robert Beltran in his very tiny role saying "I demand satisfaction!" to Warren Beatty

10. You actualy saw the episode of "Lois And Clark" that RB guest starred in...

11. You recorded the episode of "Lois And Clark" that RB guest starred in...

12. You have considered asking your husband to get a facial tattoo (of course, the Navy wouldn't exactly like that...)

13. You are suddenly very giddy that you and Chakotay share the same favorite food (mushroom soup - the homemade kind - it was my favorite before I found out it was his, too)

14. You decide that you are in good company with your coffee obsession

15. You create a website based on the concept of a J/C romance.

16. You close your eyes to take a nap and your three-year-old starts yelling "breathe!" and acting like Chakotay trying to revive Kathryn (yes, she is often in the room when I watch "Coda"...).

17. You ask your hubby why he never rubbs your neck like that.

18. You ask your hubby to build you a bath tub

19. You ask your hubby to go for a romp in the woods (which he might have done, if he weren't so dang afraid of the woods since he saw "The Blair Witch Project")

20. You pretend that the main romantic characters in any movie are Janeway and Chakotay

21. You automaticaly hate anything you see Virginia Madsen in.

22. You want to dye your hair "Janeway Red"

23. You have practiced the bun

24. You get really upset that you can't find a recipe for vegetable bryani.

25. You get giddy again when you realize that both Chakotay and you are vegetarians (he is not the reason - but still, it is kind of a neat coincidence :-)

26. Your toddler has started to say "So cute" whenever she sees Chakotay - because she has heard you say it so many times.

27. You wonder just what went on during that moonlight sail on Lake George.

You Know You Have Voyager On The Brain When...

1. You refer to your microwave as a replicator

2. You are struck by a sudden urge to go out and buy a Plymouth Voyager

3. You plan on getting a license plate that reads "NCC-74656"

4. You have named more than one pet after characters in the show.

5. You have dug yourself into debt with Columbia House by buying Voyager episodes through them.

6. You have foregone personal apointments so you wouldn't miss an episode of the show

7. Every time you do miss an episode you are imposible to live with for at least a week.

8. You think your toddler is the cutest thing in the world when she see the show is coming on and says "Captain Vojo (Voyager)".

9. Your three-year-old knows all the names of all the characters and announces them as she sees them.