Letters To The Sturgeon

While the Sturgeon believes in his own ideals above all, he likes to know what others think as well. If you have something to say to the Sturgeon or the fine readers of this website, please send an e-mail. Appropriate music e-mails will be posted on this page and political e-mails will be posted on the "Political Commentary" page. Please title your e-mails "Sturgeon." The Sturgeon reserves the right to edit anything that you send. Have fun!
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6/22/99
Dear "Sturgeon",
My, what a cute name. Your website is sooo cool. In fact, i'm going to visit it every day. I don't need to bookmark it because I now have the link memorized. I shall remain anonymous for the time being, for revealing my true identity might cause my location to be revealed easily for "the man" who most suredly might "grind me down".
When I was 12 I joined the political action group called "Whiners For Peace", and called up my senator's office and whined at them. You may of heard of one of our most famous acts of civil disobedience from the early '90s when we had a big "Pout Out" infront of the White House for no real apparent reason.
Last year, at the ripe age of 15, i decided to go into politics after fighting "the men who grind us down." I made up a new government position call the "Regional Manager, Dept. of The Posterior" and put up hundreds of posters about myself. It wasn't until late this year that anyone noticed there is actually no such job and I was "laid off".
Thus, my political career has been put to a screeching halt since that day. Your site, however, shed new light upon my upcoming years to enter politics. I don't how to thank you. If there is any justice in this world, your website will be reveread as holy scripture.
Sincerely, ---------

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