JOKES |
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| WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? | SPOILED MILK |
| WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? | FROSTBITE |
| WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? | SANKA |
| WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? | BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS |
| WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? | A NERVOUS WRECK |
| WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? | A STICK |
| WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? | NACHO CHEESE |
