THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE

• Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut afterward.

• Never speak loudly to each other unless the house is on fire.

• A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.

• Too many people marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

• To have a successful marriage, whenever you are wrong admit it.  Whenever you are right, keep your mouth shut!