...Your
raise would always be fare more than you expected.
...Neither chocolate nor booze
would contain calories.
...Procrastination would be
viewed as a virtue.
...Teenagers would much rather
work on the lawn than talk on the phone.
...What the cat dragged in
would be $100 bills.
...Children on trips would say
"Isn't riding in the car fun!" and then they'd fall asleep
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