Fantasy Island
MANY WILL BE SHOCKED TO FIND,
WHEN THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT NEARS,
THAT THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HEAVEN
SET ASIDE FOR SCOUTING VOLUNTEERS.
FURNISHED WITH BIG RECLINERS,
SATIN COUCHES AND FOOTSTOOLS,
WHERE THERE ARE NO COUNCIL SCOUTERS,
NO SCHEDULING EVENTS OR CAR POOLS,
NO IRATE PARENTS WITH NO TIME TO AVAIL
NO CARWASH OR SCOUT SHOW TICKET SALE,
AND NOTHING AT ALL TO STAPLE;
NOT ONE THING TO FOLD OR MAIL.
TELEPHONE LISTS WILL BE OUTLAWED,
BUT A FINGER-SNAP WILL BRING
COOL DRINKS AND GOURMET DINNERS
AND RARE TREATS FIT FOR A KING.
YOU ASK, "WHO'LL SERVE THESE PRIVILEGED FEW
AND WORK FOR ALL THEY'RE WORTH?"
WHY, ALL THOSE WHO REAPED THE BENEFITS,
AND NOT ONCE VOLUNTEERED ON EARTH!
