(Body Count starts as Pyros go off queuing the music. The scene shows the packed EWA Arena St. Louis, MO. There are many Signs and the cameras show a close up of a few. "Raine Steele" "Pax = Peace" "Hawke Has no power" "Dallas is my Dad.". The camera comes down to the announcers booth. Sitting in his usual spot is Thomas Inatro.)
Thomas: welcome to another edition of Body Count. Tonight we have an action packed Show showcasing a few of our new up and comers This week Will only be me. We have an announcing companion but he is a little detained right now.
(scene cuts back Stage where John Steele is walking into the arena. He is in regular clothing. He is walking along before Hawke comes behind and starts nail a few Axe handles to Beasts back. Soon Piper and Chavo also come out attacking John though suddenly Chavo reels back holding his face as does Piper and Hawke all three are holding there noses as John stands there Panting and a little slumped holding a set of brass knuckles. The scene comes back to the Announcers booth.)
Thomas: John declined to come out getting a little medical attention. We hope to have a replacement come out any second now
(Suddenly the lightes in the Arena dim and the entry way begins to glow a bright red. No music plays but as the figure steps out in the asile way the crowd gives a large pop as Gyon makes his way down the annoucers booth and takes a seat next to Thomas...)
Thomas: We have a great Honor here to night. Gyon... the master mind behind Hawkes downfall in the ring.
Gyon: Hawkes downfall in the ring... I like that one. I like that one a lot!
Thomas: Any hints at you next plan?
Gyon: Well by the looks of it color comentating and play by play is looking like a possible option.
Thomas: And we are very glad to have you here. any thoughts on our first match? Pax vs. Dallas "Dolla Bill" Darke.
Gyon: Well I have to say I don't know much of this Dallas fella... but Pax on the other hand is a proven veteran that I have seen on more than one occasion. Now from what I do know of Pax is this match goes extreme in any way I would say he has the upper hand. If it stays on the technical side of things... well we'll just have to see.
(before the match can start though Kraven is seen coming out from the back holding a mic.)
Thomas: seems Kraven has something he wants to say now.
Gyon: Is it just me or are the wrestlers now a days spending more time mouthing off than wrestling in the ring? I mean the promos are great to have, but some times your actions in the ring speak louder for you then any amount of in ring promos.
Thomas: Too true...
Kraven: "You know.....I can see why people beat the shit out of their bosses.......you see.....I had a match with Prime for the first round of the Tournement.....it ended in a double count out......then I was in a six man tag match against Prime....I mopped the floor with him.....and now next Warfare instead of having a rematch with Prime I see that Prime gets to move on and I get left behind.....I promise this.....that if I don't get that rematch....I will make damn sure that Prime will not get his either.....
(Kraven then drops the mic and leaves....)
Gyon: That was short and sweet. I could almost get to like this guy. Let's just see if his actions speak as loudly as his words.
Thomas: Well he does have a point seems there was a little favortism for Prime.
Gyon: Favortism? I won't go that far, but then again it's hard to take some one serious when he steals his name from a SpiderMan comic book villan.
Thomas: Well then again the Beast is also an Xman and he has had a long run as one of the tops stars in many feds
Gyon: Let's not get started on Beast... I prefer to discuss the 'REAL' talent of the federation.
Thomas: *chuckles* well speaking of tallent we have our first match of the night.
Pax vs. Dallas "Dolla Bill" Darke
(This match let Pax shake off a little ring rust. This was a fairly common showing where Neither man got a definite advantage. The match ended with both men being knocked to the outside and not able to get up to the ten Count.)
Winner Double count out
Gyon: Learning to pay attention to the ref's count is an important key to winning matches in the EWA. It's hard to win a match when you ignore the ref and get counted out.
Thomas: very true more of Body count after these commercial messages..
(Gatorade is it in you?, Roll back prices at walmart, and Dodge Diffent as the cameras come back to the announcers booth. )
Gyon: Alright, who we got next... you know this commentary stuff ain't all that hard. I should have done this sooner
Thomas: just keep the Audiance interested... and next up we have Drezial vs. Griffin Phoenix.
Gyon: Drezail!? He back in wrestling again?
Thomas: some of these guys are like a Yo-Yo back and forth
Gyon: Hey your not allowed to make cracks like that. That's my job... besides when's the last time you wrestled in the ring?
(Thomas looks away)
Thomas: and both men are in the ring...
Drezial vs. Griffin Phoenix
(This match went back and forth and after the Last match the Crowd really got behind them. Drezial pulled off a few stunning moves, Head scissors take down, Spinning heal Kicks and a few other High fly maneuvers but Griffin took them all and used his size to just out power Drezial with Chops strong arms a few Slams. Drezial looked to have won the match but a cross body block was caught by Griffin Who turned it into a Side walk slam getting the pin and the Win.)
Winner by Pinfall Griffin Phoenix
Gyon: BIG win for the new comer. Some may not give him his due, but Drezial is no man to take lightly, and that win here tonight by Phoenix is a sign of big things from this guy. I'm looking forward to following his career.
Thomas: Drezail showed he can dish it out but Griffin showed he can take it..... wait I am getting word of something happening backstage.
(The scene cuts to the back where John Action is looking over a few pieces of food and coffee. when from behind Masta K apears nailing him with a Cookie sheet. Both ment begin to brawl.)
Gyon: Now that really pisses me off. I mean there are starving people out there and these two are wasting food! Plus, with all the weapons one can find in a arena of this size that moron uses a cookie sheet!? GET A REAL WEAPON!
(security pulls the two apart and the camera comes back to the Announcers)
Thomas: I see him use that alot maybe it has a special signifagance
Gyon: What? Was he abused by his mother in the kitchen as a child?
(Thomas shrugs.)
Thomas: May be but seems we have enough time for our next match before the commercial break.
Gyon: Fex vs. Emilo... now this should be a great match up. Both men are semi established in the wrestling circle and we should have a great match up. That is if Emilo got over his contract problems for the last show.
Thomas: true but they seem to have had Goldburg issuse neither have said much as of late.
Fex Vs. Emilio Con Brio
(Fex came out but there was no sign of Brio the que was given twice. the ten count was given and Fex gets the win.)
Winner by count out Fex
Gyon: Damn shame... I'm looking forward to seeing Emilo getting to the ring one of these days... I wonder if he's having a hard time getting a work visa.
Thomas: well to get a work Visa you need to prove you can do a uique job...
(Thomas lets that as is and changes topics.)
Thomas: we will be right back.
(Commercials for Law and Order, Mountain Dew it is good, and What's eating you Jeepers Kreepers.)
Gyon: Ok Thomas... who do we have up next?
Thomas: well we have Two very lovely ladies. in Lisa Cazzenotti vs. The "FreeBird" Megan Forester
Gyon: Lovely Ladies? Ain't Megan that butch chick that use to be a body guard for Sassy Kensington?
Thomas: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Gyon: And from where I'm sitting I ain't beholding nothin'.
Lisa Cazzenotti vs. The "FreeBird" Megan Forester
(Megan makes her way to the ring among many Boos.)
Gyon: Obviously I'm not the only one that can't stand the sight of her. It's great to be in tune with the fans.
Thomas: speeking of being in tune...
(Generic dance music plays over the speakers as Lisa Cazzenotti appears at the entrance and pauses smuggly as the fans boo her. Lisa wears a black vinyl sports bra like top with silver letters "DX" across her chest and an extremely tiny black vinyl thong bikini with tiny letters "DX" over her crotch. The fans cat call her, some cheer and some boo as Lisa walks smuggly down the aisle ignoring the fans and taunting a few others before entering the ring and waiting for her opponent to make her move.)
Thomas: to Quote Kevin Fisher "I love to see Women go at it."
(Megan came out of this with a strong lead taking the fight out of Lisa, or so it seemed. Megan seemed to have this match in the bag using head toss after head toss and a Implant DDT and a wicked Belly to back Suplex. Megan Stopped to show boat a little when Lisa got instantly up after playing possum. Megan was yelling at a fan and never saw Lisa till Megan got her face planted into the mat by a second rope bulldog. This surprised Megan and gave Lisa Enough time to set up a top rope missile dropkick. From there Lisa’s High Risk Style Dominated the show. Lisa landed the Smell of Victory and Grinded her way to the 1..2..3)
Winner by pinfall Lisa Cazzenotti
Gyon: HUGE win for Lisa! This could very well be the beginning of big things for her. And she didn't even lose any of her clothing!
Thomas: well I have to agree this match surprised me. Lisa playing Possum early to get the mental win.
Gyon: Who would have thunk it... Lisa actually out smarted her opponent.
Thomas: And that is the Pepsi Twist of the night.
(the scene of Lisa grinding Megan again is shown as they cut to commercials. Pepsi Twist a new twist on life. Nike Just Do It. and EWA Collision Course for the N64. The cameras com back to Gyon and Thomas.)
Gyon: Hey Thomas... looks who's up next. The 'Cookie Sheet Mangler'. Masta K!
Thomas: K does have an odd flare for hardcore.
Gyon: Hardcore? A cookie sheet equals hardcore? Hell if that's the case your wife is hardcore... and that's not just in the bed room!
(thomas looks down and nearly looks to cry.)
Thomas: my wife died three years ago today...
Gyon: Damn man I'm sorry... I didn't know. Maybe you should take the rest of the night off.
Thomas: No I promiced her I would not give up... so here comes Masta K.
(The Arena goes dark as the crowd hears…
"DU"
"DU Hast"
"DU Hast Mich"
"DU"
"DU Hast"
"DU Hast Mich"
Then with an explosion of lights and pyros "DU Hast" continues as Masta K comes down to the ring…once in the ring he climbs the turnbuckle as he scans the crowd… behind him comes out a slightly weary John Steele. John is scanning the crowd and notices something in the front row. but he says nothing.)
Gyon: Well it looks like Beast has recovered from his altercation ealier tonight... and making his was down to the ring side area.
Thomas: he is not looking all that good but he is hanging in for his friend K and probebly for Raine later tonight.
(Genocide again runs from the back to attack Beast this time though as the get half way down Valykerie Jumps the rail bhind them and attack with a baseball bat. John and Piper trade punches as Valykerie and Hawke Face off hake grabbing a chair. Chavo is coming around to get a ring bell but Masta K grabs a Cookie sheet from under the ring and slide back in springboarding of the ropes and nailing a cross body block with the sheet inbetween them.)
Gyon: Ahhh Hawke and the GENOCIDE... Is it just me or is Hawke lowering his level of talent he hangs out with now a days?
Thomas: I don't know seems to be streaching that is for sure.
(finally Security comes down and breaks it up sending all men backstage leaving Masta Ka out as John Action came out.)
Thomas: Masta K seems to have recovered well from his fight with Chavo
Gyon: Recovered? It's El Dio for christ sakes! There's nothing to recover from!
John Action vs. Masta K
Falls Count Anywhere Match
(This match had one word come to mind Pain. Masta K had a cookie sheet Full of it and John Ate it up. The match started in the ring Action a little staggered from the many attacks through the card. Masta K though didn’t keep it there for long leading and/or chasing John through the arena. Johns head met many things at the hands of Masta K. Being smashed off of everything from the steel steps to the buffet table to a swirly. Near the end both men were very bloodied and battered with John mounting comeback after comeback. Finally back into the ring. Masta K whips John Action into the ropes…as John is coming back toward him Masta K leaps up and hits a hurcanranna…Masta K picks John back up and grabs John by the head and runs to the corner to hit the Masta K stunner. K makes the Cover and finally gets the 1..2..3)
Winner By Pinfall Masta K
Thomas: Masta K seemed to want to prove something tonight do you think he got his message across?
Gyon: Well... he sure proved he knows how to use that cookie sheet.
Thomas: next up Our main Event. Sassy Summer Kensington vs. Raine Dawson.
Gyon: I don't see why they just don't call this match 'Run In Open Inventation'. I mean it's pretty damn obvious that Sassy can't beat her way out of a wet paper sack with out the help of Hawke and his flunkies.
Thomas: well seems Hawke and his goons have had a few tuff things to Chew tonight.
Gyon: And I can't help but smile when I think about that.
Thomas: Well folks that match is up next, and right after these commericals we will get to see the match is it’s entiety…
(Docker’s, Old Navy, Pizza Hut)
Raine Dawson vs. "Sassy" Summer Kensington(C)
Women's Title Match ---Falls Count Anywhere's
(Bodycount comes back from commercial, directly to back stage. Raine is seen all geared up. Stretching, when John comes up behind her.)
John: Raine I just want to make sure you got everything down pat. I have full confidence in your ability, but this is a big match tonight you ready?
Raine: I have been ready for some time now John. I have been training hard for a chance to pay her back for all she has done to me. And with a great teach, I can hold my own. Besides John, if I do going down, I am taking her with me.
(John pats Raine on the shoulder)
John: Damn right she tries anything and you will just hit her first.
Raine: It would be nice to see if she could take me by herself...I mean, she is always hiding behind Hawke and Piper.
(Raine hears her music begin to play)
Raine: Well I guess it is show time.
John: No worries I will be down there with you and after the match I have a little surprise for Genocide Sassy in particular.
(Raine grins slightly and heads for the stage accompanied by John. The cameras cut back to the ring where the lights are already dim and the sound of Rain can be heard as the music from "3 Doors Down" (Kryptonite) begins to play.
As the music takes a loud turn Raine's name flashes on the big screen. A few silver pyrotechnics go off, as Raine appears upon the stage in a dark grey sports bra style top, dark blue windbreaker pants, her black boots, her hands taped, and her hair securely tied backed into a long french braid.
At that point, John "The Beast" Steele was seen coming out to join Raine at ring side. Raine eagerly made her way to the ring awaiting Sassy, and for the match to begin.)
Dave Jackson: Surprise! Due to the fact that some of the matches earlier on the card went a little shorter than planned, we are pleased to announce that the Main Event of Sassy versus Raine for the woman’s title will be displayed on TV in its entirety. Kevin and I were called in for this emergency.
Kevin Fisher: Getting paid overtime and getting to see Sassy in the ring. What a deal!
"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one"
"Count down to the change in life that's soon to come"
"Your life has just begun…."
(As "Are you ready" by Creed echoes through out the arena, the crowd begins to boo…..Then the music switches to a different tune, as "American Woman" By Lenny Krevitz plasters over the PA. The Extreme-O-Tron starts to flash pictures of various bikinis that Summer has on…photos and clips of Sassy at her best, [ in action] and Summer laying quietly on the beaches. Pyros begin to blast out and the Extreme-O-Tron then bursts out a flaming logo, the logo reads…"Homicide resides in GENOCIDE", The logo continues to burn into flames, as pictures of Johnny Hawke, The "Pied Piper" Kirk Visconty, Chavo and lastly "Sassy" Summer Kensington, come walking out slowly through the flaming Logo... but the real Sassy doesn’t appear on stage.)
Dave Jackson: No sign of Mrs. Kensington at all.
Kevin Fisher: Noooooooo! She can’t no-show! I shouldn’t even be here!
("American Woman" comes to the end of the of the song, and still no Sassy. Curtis Green announces her name again, but still no Sassy. Raine gets a bit aggravated in the ring, and after a few more seconds, she goes to the referee and asks for a count out. The Referee grudgingly agrees, and starts to count. He reaches the half way mark before Sassy appears on the Extreme – O – Tron. She’s standing in the concession stand area, wearing a black half knit T-shirt with the words "GENOCIDE" written across her chest in big bold red letters, a pair of black loose fitting biker shorts, and her EWA Woman’s Title resting nicely over her shoulder. She drops a few quarters into the Pepsi Machine she’s standing next to.)
Sassy: I bet you have decided to take a count out win Huh Raine, Well my sweet, That’s not going to happen, OH NO!!…You’re going to get your beating, just like I promised I would give. But Raine, the only way to get your chance at me is to find me.
(The ref waves to the time keeper, and the bell rings.)
Dave Jackson: Well, I guess this match has started.
Kevin Fisher: You mean she’s not going to come down here? Why Sassy, Why!
Dave Jackson: Raine isn’t wasting any time at all.
(Raine hoofs it up the ramp and too the back, leaving John in the dust. After a few seconds, the shot changes to back stage, where a camera man has caught up to Raine. The shot lasts for about ten seconds of running through halls before it changes back to the camera that was used for Sassy’s Extreme-o-Tron shot. Raine comes barging in through the door, and stage crew runs everywhere.)
Dave Jackson: Here we go!
(From the start the two woman engage into a arm to arm lock up. Raine, using her swiftness, kicks at Summer's midsection, and using the few seconds where Sassy is stunned, Raine performs a picture perfect swinging neckbreaker. With Sassy on the floor, Raine drops down onto Sassy with a elbow squarely in the middle if her abdomen. At this point Raine locks a sleeper onto Sassy.)
Dave Jackson: Raine is has the look of a rabid animal on her face now.
Kevin Fisher: Probably a monkey.
(Raine lets off the sleeper hold after a few seconds and gets to her feet. Sassy rolls onto her stomach attempting to get herself up. Raine grabs a hand full of Sassy's hair and tosses her against one of the walls, sending cracks up to the ceiling. Sassy snaps too, and sidesteps Raine’s shoulder block that almost barrels completely though the wall. Sassy grabs Raine’s hair, and slams her face into the wall. Raine stumbles back holding her nose. Sassy moves to slam her into the wall again, but Raine counters slamming an European uppercut into Sassy's jaw line. The camera gets jostled a bit as Event staff finally make it to the room, and block off some of the less professional back stage workers from bombarding Raine and Sassy. Both woman exchange forearm chops.)
Dave Jackson: This has got to be one of the fastest paced matches I’ve seen in a while.
(A gut punch sends Sassy falling back into a staff member whom she angrily pushes off from, and returns with a strong elbow to Raine's face. Blood runs down from Raine’s nose, which looks to be broken. Raine staggers back this time, as Sassy advances again. Sassy makes the attempt to toss Raine head first into the dining counter, but Raine counters with a standing side kick to Sassy's abdomen. Raine takes this opportunity and advances on Summer with a kick followed by a powerbomb setup.)
Dave Jackson: Those cafeteria tables are made of some pretty tough stuff. If Sassy gets powerbomb through one of those....
Kevin Fisher: She’s to smart to let something like that happen.
(Sassy pushes away from Raine, and delivers a few gut punches. Raine leans over just enough to take a high knee that knocks her back against an unbroken part of the wall. Sassy pulls Raine a few inches away from the wall, and then delivers a right cross that knocks her back, putting another crack in the wall. She takes a few steps back, and executes a flying knee that leaves Sassy out in the hall way, and Raine half way there. Both look a little dazed.)
Kevin Fisher: That’s the way to do it Sassy! Now bring her out here!
(Sassy comes to first, and instead pressing the attack, she walks off to a door down the hall. The camera follows and gets there right as the door to the women’s bathroom is closing. The camera takes a step back as Raine runs to the door, and shoves it wide open. A dull thud (such as the sound of a door hitting someone) greets Raine, and she steps inside. The door quickly flies back toward Raine, but she puts her arms up at the last second.)
Dave Jackson: Clever move by both Sassy and Raine.
Kevin Fisher: This match stopped being about cleverness a long time ago.
(Raine steps through the door and grabs Sassy with an Irish whip that sends Sassy over to the other side of the room. She stops just inches away from an automatic hand dryer on the wall, and turns on the water from the sink that is in front of her. Raine runs over after her, and gets a face full of hot water for her troubles. Sassy doesn’t waste time, grabbing Raine and executing a Belly-to-Belly side suplex onto the tile.)
Kevin Fisher: Now that’s a high impact move. On the hard floor no less. Go for the pin Sassy!
(Raine grabs at Sassy’s leg and tries to get up. Sassy kicks her leg out to at Raine and also stands. The two fight for control for a brief second until Raine gets a rather tight hold of Sassy’s hair and slams Sassy’s face into the automatic hand dryer on the wall. Blood is left on the chrome as a very dizzy Sassy manages to stumble away from Raine. In a moment of desperation, Sassy lunges at a mop and bucket that is sitting in the corner, and shoves it over into Raine’s direction.)
Dave Jackson: A little delay, but it might be enough.
(Raine stops her approach to stop the bucket. Sassy comes at Raine and kicks the bucket over, sending water all over the floor. The two begin to fight again, but Sassy starts to slip. At the last second, she grabs Raine and pulls her into the DDT position. She falls back, and Raine’s head lands right on the janitorial bucket. Raine rolls away and lays prone on the floor while Sassy holds her back from the fall.)
Kevin Fisher: Now that’s the way to do it!
Dave Jackson: Raine clearly out of it. Sassy going for the pin!
(Sassy crawls over Raine... and keeps going to the bathroom door. The floor is still dry here, so Sassy climbs to her feet and stumbles out into the hallway. The camera doesn’t follow, but instead focuses on Raine, who is trying to get to her hands and knees. Blood from the gash on her forehead is mingling with blood from her nose and soap from the bucket, creating a red and white soup on the ground. Raine slips a couple of times, but makes it to the door and slumps out into the hallway. After a few more seconds, she pulls herself to her feet, and looks both ways.)
Dave Jackson: She doesn’t have a clue where to go next. Sassy has vanished!
Kevin Fisher: Trust me, she wants to be found.
(Raine’s eyes focus on the trail of wet footprints heading toward the parking lot. She walks along the hall way, taking her time to get there. She walks through the shutter which is already open, and spots Sassy waiting between to nice sports cars.)
Sassy: Which window do you want to go through first?
Dave Jackson: Brave words....
(Raine comes running in at Sassy, but uses a car bumper to stop herself short of a back drop. Sassy doesn’t have time to recover before Raine slaps on a Hurricanrana onto the concrete.)
Dave Jackson: Now that one had to hurt. This might be over....
(But Raine doesn’t go for the pin. She picks Sassy up, and puts her in a full nelson. Sassy struggles a bit, but is mostly out of it. Raine moves Sassy’s face over toward the car mirror, and uses the hold to slam her into it so hard that the mirror falls off and Sassy falls out of the hold.)
Kevin Fisher: Nooooooo! Not her face! It’s so beautiful!
(Raine picks Sassy up again and pushes her onto the hood of the same car. She climbs up after Sassy, who isn’t putting up much of a fight. Sassy gets pulled to her feet, and put into the powerbomb position again. This time, she isn’t awake enough to struggle. Raine gets her up, and holds her there for a couple of seconds. During this short period of time, we can see Sassy’s eyes come into focus. Through the blood across her forehead, she looks down, and realizes what is going to happen. She tries to grab Raine’s hair, but it’s a fraction of a second to late. The last we see of her face is an expression of horror just before he gets powerbombed through the windshield.)
Dave Jackson: My goodness! That was a moment that will be played in clips for years to come.... You’re awfully silent over there Kevin...
Kevin: That was my car!
(Raine pulls Sassy onto the floor and puts her in the pin. The ref counts 1....2....3....)
Kevin: My car was destroyed, I didn’t get to see Sassy up close, and Sassy lost! This is the worst day of my life! I shouldn’t even be here today!
Cutis Green:
Your winner by pinfall and new EWA Woman’s Champion, Raine Dawson!Gyon: OH MY GOD! I don’t know what to say. I mean Raine was out standing… but I can’t believe the match Sassy wrestled on her own.
Thomas: She did put up a great match… but what kind of retaliation will GENOCIDE have come this Warfare!
(The scene then fades out and the screen goes black…)