Till Death Do Us Part Pre Show

Dave Jackson: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the second installment of The EWA Pre-show. I am your host, Dave Jackson and my colleague to my left is no other than infamous Kevin Fisher. Welcome to the show, Kevin…

Kevin Fisher: Well, let’s get right down to biggest match of the night in my opinion, and that is the Women’s battle royal. Honestly… What could be better than watching a bunch of beautiful ladies in a huge catfight even if it doesn’t have my favorite lady, “Sassy” Summer Kensington, in the match? It still has enough female skin to wet my whistle.

Dave Jackson: Well Kevin… I think the fans are looking more forward to The Main Event of “Till Death Do Us Part” over the pre-show, but I will have to agree with you. This battle royal was one that wouldn’t be forgotten.

Kevin Fisher: This battle royal truly lived up to its expectations. There was plenty ass bouncing, tits jiggling action all over the squared tonight. It was a true man’s wet dream come to life. As eight luscious hotties started of in the ring at one time, but we were all surprised when The Amazon Warrior, Atayla, came from out of nowhere and entered herself in the melee. She quickly eliminated Big Sky’s Rayne with a vicious military press slam to the floor sending Rayne’s ass back to Big Sky. Where it belongs.

RAYNE ELIMINATED BY ATAYLA

Dave Jackson: As there were still eight fierce women fighting to be superior. “Free Bird” Megan Forester was showing her dominance by battling both “The Capazzi Family and Deadly Nightshade by herself, but quickly the numbers turned out to be to great for her. As all four women worked together, to dump Megan over the ropes to the floor. Once the girls got rid of Megan. The tag teams quickly turned on each other to battle back and forth.

“FREE BIRD” MEGAN FORESTER ELIMINATED BY THE CAPAZZI FAMILY AND DEADLY NIGHTSHADE

Kevin Fisher: Well Dave, while the tag teams were battling each other on one side other. Dominique and Serenity had Atayla pinned in the corner on the opposite side of the ring. They were really stomping a mud hole on Atayla in the turnbuckle, but suddenly Atayla let out huge war cry and quickly back body drop Serenity out of the ring, as Dominique backed off in shock look on her face at the power display Atayla dispersed.

SERENITY ELIMINATED BY ATAYLA

Dave Jackson: Well Kevin, as quickly Atayla eliminated Serenity. Eve sent Gianna to the mat with nice dropkick. Then, Eve saw her opportunity and nailed another dropkick to back of Dominique’s skull. Sending Dominique with the momentum over the top rope to the floor.

DOMINIQUE ELIMINATED BY EVE

Kevin Fisher: Dave… As the quickly the match started with nine wrestlers. It quickly got down to final five. As Atayla stood her ground telling the girls to bring it, the tag teams looked at each other, and basically made agreement to eliminate Atayla. Then, they would finish their feud. So Eve quickly charged towards Atayla, but Atayla quickly battled back against. Then the rest of ladies pounced on Atayla and started to beat down her defenses.

 Dave Jackson: But Kevin as the women worked together, the surprise move of the night was when Atayla took Nevaeh over the ropes with her using a head scissors move. Once Atayla and Nevaeh were eliminated. The Capazzi Family dumped over Eve to the win the match. Seeing that neither teammate would fight each other.

ATAYLA ELIMINATED BY THE CAPAZZI FAMILY AND DEADLY NIGHTSHADE

NEVAEH ELIMINATED BY ATAYLA

EVE ELIMINATED BY THE CAPAZZI FAMILY

WINNERS OF THE MATCH… THE CAPAZZI FAMILY

Kevin Fisher: Well I have to say congratulations go out to The Capazzi Family, but the big question. I have now seeing that Mr. Nagasawa disbanded the Women’s World Title. What title shot will The Capazzi Family receive?

Dave Jackson: I don’t know at the moment, Kevin, but I have confidence in Mr. Nagasawa and he will do what is the best for the company. Now Kevin… Before we talk about our other pre-show match. I think we should do a little talking about the P. P. V., itself. Seeing that the pres-show matches were just some prelude of the great action that our fans are in store for tonight.

Kevin Fisher: First off, is one of kind hardcore match…

Dave Jackson: Yeah Kevin… Seeing that neither opponents nor anyone knows exactly what the match is going to be…

Kevin Fisher: Wheel of Fortune anybody??? Even though this wheel delivers sentences of pain instead giving our competitors cash prizes.

Dave Jackson: But on the other hand, Kevin… The winner will get a nice gold prize, Kevin… I personally think Renegade is going to be the man, who will walk away with title, tonight. He has really impressed me throughout the tournament. What do you say, Kevin?

Kevin Fisher: How can you say that, Dave… Renegade, Ha… T. J. Malice is obvious favorite in this match. Hell, just look at him. He is Malice…

Dave Jackson: Well only time will tell, Kevin, but not only are we having some hardcore action tonight. We are having three of the best cruiserweights in the business wrestling, tonight, trying to capture the cruiserweight gold.

Kevin Fisher: Hell Dave… I personally think. They are the only three male cruiserweights. We have in the division, but I think I am going to have to go with Nathan Wylde Jr. Seeing that he has extra little push… Politically speaking… If you know what I mean, Dave…

Dave Jackson: Yeah Kevin… I know what you are referring to, and I wouldn’t be surprise if our commissioner, Mysty Wylde, didn’t have something to do with this match. Seeing that Nate and her have been each other throats for the past few weeks, but Kevin… I still have to stay with the champ in this match. He isn’t Mr. Fabulous for nothing.

Kevin Fisher: Dave, you do have a point there, but the match is a three-way dance. So Nate does lose the normal champion’s advantage. Also speaking of champions, Let’s talk about some other champions. More importantly, Let’s talk about the Tag Team Championship. Seeing that this is going to be one explosive match up.  Having The Newly Crown Television Champion, “The Entertainer” Hawk teaming up with fellow Highlighter member, “The Messiah” Caleb Burna taking on the team of Christian Hawke and Ethan Nemesis.

Dave Jackson: Yeah Kevin, once again, I am going to have to go with the champs in this match. Hell, Christian is nephew of Johnny Hawke, and everyone knows when it comes to defending and winning gold. What “The Hawkes” are capable of doing, and if Christian lives up to his family name, keeping the gold will be walk in the park for him.

Kevin Fisher: Well Dave… once again I am going to have to disagree with you… The Highlighters have been on roll ever since they walk in to the EWA. I, for one, see all The Highlighters walking out of “Till Death Do Us Part”, as champions. Hell, they are going to show EWA that they are the stable to reckon with.

Dave Jackson: Well Kevin… We only have to wait a little longer, before we find out which one of us is right, and which one is wrong. But… before we talk about the super feud matches of the night. I just got word from the back that it is time to talk about our other pre-show match up putting. Tisi took on the new rookie of ring, “The Existentialist" Denis Diderot.

Kevin Fisher: Well before the match even started, it seemed that Tisi and the owner had a few choice words with each other. My sources tell me that Tisi was trying to get out his contractual obligations by wanting to no show the match. Tisi thought his talents were being wasted by having to do a dark match instead of wrestling on card. So Mr. Nagasawa quickly put Tisi in his place. Telling Tisi that he is either wrestling, tonight or he can find a new job. So, Tisi came to the ring reluctantly and took on Denis.

Dave Jackson: Kevin, I personally think that was bad choice by Tisi, because through out the match Denis simply humiliated and punished Tisi. I think Denis clearly made his point towards the booking committee that if they keep sending him slackers than he will make a mockery out of their ability inside the ring. So after about five minutes of torturing Tisi, Denis finally finished the match off with his patent move, The Existential Angst.

WINNER BY PIN FALL… “THE EXISTENTIALIST” DENIS DIDEROT

Kevin Fisher: Well that last of our pre-show matches and by looking at my watch… We only have about ten minutes left. Before, we kick off “Till Death Do Us Part.” So, I think it is time to talk about the super feuds going around the fed, and the first one come to mind is the very explosive steel cage match.

Dave Jackson: Yeah Kevin, This is classic David versus Goliath Match. On one side you have the big man, “Big” Andy Studd. Who has been massacring the competition with his uncontrollable rage wrestling style. While on the other side you have quick and agile, “The Future” Zane Alexander. Who seems to have all the gifts to make him a champion and in some people’s eye. He is truly considered to be “Future” of this sport.

Kevin Fisher: Well seeing I am old-fashioned kind of man. I am going with “Big” Andy Studd for I can’t see no way hell. How Zane is going to match speed against 260 pounds of weight. Zane is giving up in the match. Plus add in the steel cage. This match surely has Zane completely out matched.

Dave Jackson: But I still wouldn’t count “The Future” out, Kevin. Zane has the skills and heart of champion. I think as long as Zane keeps the match fast passed and do a lot of hit and run moves wearing down Studd. Zane will walk away with the vacant United States Title. Seeing that “Pied Piper” Kirk Visconty turned traitor and bailed to the Big Sky.

Kevin Fisher: Yeah that is one thing for sure. No matter if it is Zane or Studd. One of them will be leaving the steel cage with gold around their waste, but on to our last match before the main event and some say this is going to be the match of the night.

Dave Jackson: Well I will have to agree with you on that, Kevin. Seeing that we have four legends of sport in the squared circle at one time. First there is relatively newcomer of Yahoo Indy Circuit “The Sexecutioner” Eric Pheris, who came back to EWA to watch “Sassy” Summer Kensington’s back. Then, we have the legend and multi-champion of the ACW/UWF Wrestling Circle, “The Specialist” Ric Gold, who is looking for his spot to make a name for himself with the EWA crowd.

Kevin Fisher: But that isn’t all, Dave… We also the legend wrestler of the Big Sky/VFW, Jackson Rust, who has came out of retirement just to make “The Convict” John Chamber’s life a living nightmare. Seeing that Chambers turned his back on the Big Sky and sided with our former president, “Franchise” Johnny Hawke and the EWA, and speaking of Hawke. Tonight is the night will be Hawke’s first match back in the EWA. Since his two-month break, being the president of the EWA. This match is going to be filled of full of action and mayhem. I, for one, can’t even possibly imagine. Who will survive in the end? Seeing that is too close to call in my opinion.

Dave Jackson: I agree also, Kevin… That is why I am going to just sit back and let the match speak for itself. So onto The Main Event on night and this main event is going to be truly, a first of its kind. Seeing that tonight, we could honestly be the first ever federation in wrestling history to have a female wrestler representing our company.

Kevin Fisher: Yeah this match is truly unique, original, and possibly a just mere foreshadowing of things to come out of the mind of oriental investor, Mr. Nagasawa. But… my gut feeling is telling that this match is going to be one massive train wreck. You can call me old fashioned for I don’t care, but I honestly don’t see a lot of the wrestlers in the back just to sit back and watch including Malum Diabolus and “The Convict” John Chambers. Allowing a woman to become The EWA World Heavyweight Champion, but seeing my favorite wrestler, “Sassy” Summer Kensington, is in the main event.  I wish you all the luck and watch your back. That is only I can honestly say about this match.

Dave Jackson: Yeah Kevin… I do hear what you are saying about this match, and seeing that we have less than a minute before “Till Death Do Us Part” kicks off. I would like to say if you have called your local cable provider, yet. Do so now, for you don’t want to be the one who misses all the live EWA action. For the EWA has invaded Flagstaff and we are out to show everyone. Why we are the best wrestling company on the airwaves, today.  So call now…

[End of Pre-show]